Rihanna, Drake and DeSantis are the trio you didn’t know you needed.
#Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens
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Rihanna, Drake and DeSantis are the trio you didn’t know you needed.
#Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens
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“Everyone I disagree with is a violent mob”
ReplyI can’t help it but every time I hear the name “DeSantis” I think of this dad joke. A woman is rushed to the hospital to give birth to twins. The birth is a difficult one and she is unconscious for some time after the birth. Now, the law of the land says that the children must be named within an hour of being born. Unfortunately, the father had an accident at work and was also unconscious. When the mother wakes up she asks about her children and is told they are both well – a boy and a girl. “Oh” says the nurse “your brother named them”. “No! He’s such a joker. Well, what did he name them?” “The girl is Denise”. “That’s not too bad. What about my son?” “Denephew.”
ReplyTotal, content-free rubbish. The only thing it establishes is that Woke rhymes with Joke . Which is appropriate in its own way.
ReplyFloriduh . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Free Crackers.
ReplyIs it my imagination, or did that play twice? Am I having a stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke???
ReplySeems the intern in charge of uploads is celebrating 4/20 as well.
ReplySounds a little like Winston Churchill’s “we will fight them on the beaches speech.”
ReplyIt’s SO good they had to post it twice in the same video.
ReplyDeSantis is a SICK joke.
ReplyI’m begging for someone to ask him to define the word ‘woke.’
…it would be worth it to watch his head explode from trying.
ReplyStephen is the wokest
ReplyHe’s a colossal anal fissure, but he’s right about corporate “wokeness”.
ReplyI find it fascinating that Republicans don’t realize that on any political stage they could seize the word woke
ReplyRepublicans are bound and determined to stay asleep after they set fire to the country. Fine, one can only hope they die in their sleep of smoke inhalation, then the ones of us who stayed “woke” enough to put out the fire can rebuild a better union.
ReplyThe team had to double down on this one… xD
Replyfrom genius editing for Fox’s appology to–whhhhaaaat dejavu man, or is just 4/20, again…wtf colberT–you jus F’n! with me… ;p
Replyluv you too eh man!xoxo-<3-<3:))
I am completely mystified by some peoples new obsession with sleep. I like sleep as much as anyone, but 8 or 9 hours a night is usually good enough for me (along with the occasional nap), and I generally have more fun when I’m awake. I do projects, do things with the kids and grandkid, watch vids on Youtube, and make comments on them. If I slept all the time, it would be like I was in a coma, or passed away. What fun would that be?
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