Broken Candy Canes

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  • @ulysessoliverasponyman 4 months ago

    Luckily I have been like that and I hope I don’t

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  • @notme2day 4 months ago

    WOW … Andrew Lincoln look so young here.

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  • @ZennExile 4 months ago

    *chef’s kiss*

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  • @gl15col 4 months ago

    Lets be honest, it’s caused by lets say “new toys” that we should have read the instructions first…

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  • @gailaltschwager7377 4 months ago

    Thank you! Chuckle.

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  • @richard1472 4 months ago

    Penile fracture? I’ve never heard of such a thing, have you?
    It sounds excruciating.

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  • @ashleytaveras9035 4 months ago

    Andrew Lincoln looking like eye candy before The Walking Dead 😉

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  • @kerrymacmullin9676 4 months ago

    LOL… literally.

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  • @LisaLisa001 4 months ago

    Reindeer style, it’ll get you every time.

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  • @batgurrl 4 months ago

    Excellent spot for a Say Anything parody with Keira Knightly and showing restraint with the boom Box

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  • @SpaceForceCommander 4 months ago

    I assume it’s an injury from “missing the mark”. A quick search says surgery is required to fix it. 😖

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  • @NewMessage 4 months ago

    Take care of ye ol’ Yule Log, boys.

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  • @SpaceForceCommander 4 months ago

    Although you may think it’s hard as a bone, remember that bones also fracture.

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  • @williamcrowe2576 4 months ago

    This would make abstinence more popular with guys.

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  • @beenaplumber8379 4 months ago

    If you want to know exactly what a penile rupture is, scroll down.

    (I originally posted this as a reply to someone below.)
    It’s when the tough membrane (the tunica albuginea) surrounding the erectile bodies, which contain the high-pressure blood that make the penis erect (think of it like a super-strong inner tube that doesn’t stretch) rupture. This happens if the penis is fully hard and forced to bend abruptly during an unsuccessful insertion. (It doesn’t go in – it presses against the woman’s pubic bone, for instance, and the erect penis folds over, causing the tunica albuginea to suddenly become hyper-pressurized and burst.) It can leave the man with a serious deformity if not treated immediately by surgical repair.

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  • @JonBrown-po7he 4 months ago

    OUCH!😢As a guy even the theory of this is so fraught with limbic horrors.

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  • @EricLing64 4 months ago

    Well, mind the nutcrackers.

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  • @yurielcundangan9090 4 months ago

    Trump for penitentiary 2024❤

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  • @user-fi6uj8pk4q 4 months ago

    Wooooooooods

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  • @suzibouch-xm9yr 4 months ago

    Cohen brought the subject up again. Cohen, Cooper & Colbert Toga party in the Roman Baths!

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