“Why Are My Toes So Wrinkly In The Bath?” – Stephen Answers Questions From Real Kids

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Published on November 6, 2021

Children: they’re like actual people, but smaller. And they have so much to learn. Stephen Colbert is here to do his part by answering real questions from real kids, like “How do I become a billionaire in one day?” If you have a kid who has a question for Stephen, post it to Twitter using the tag #ColbertKidQuestions and you may see your kid on a future episode of The Late Show! #Colbert #Comedy #ColbertKidQuestions

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25 comments

  • Damon Hines 9 months ago

    My money’s on Jon Stewart. ๐ŸŽฒ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ข

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  • Abby Cross 9 months ago

    “A very litigious company” is putting it mildly.

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  • Something Clever 9 months ago

    I apologize but do to scheduling conflicts I won’t be able to attend the show when you announce my winning of sexiest man alive

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  • CaptainWonderButt. 9 months ago

    It’s sad that Colbert gave up on comedy. I wish he would drop this ass wipe of a show and try it again.

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  • Susanne 9 months ago

    Tony hail or is it toenail

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  • Spaghetti Sultan 9 months ago

    If this segment plays more regularly, may it never have a title that Stephen will approve of.

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  • Taylerannsupergirl 9 months ago

    So Jon is the sexiest man alive?

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  • sciencebunny 9 months ago

    I laughed a little too hard at the re-education camp name ๐Ÿ˜…

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  • Bob Davis 9 months ago

    Steven; it gots to be you.

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  • Bob Davis 9 months ago

    @ 4:15 5 year olds don’t have middle school buddies.

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  • Brett Cohen 9 months ago

    Is it Stevens go woke to go broke, I miss the old Stevie who’d poke fun at either side but guess he’s now dancing with only one. I miss real satire and the true humour that with it. God Shame America

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  • graphosxp 9 months ago

    Colbert now reminds me of a younger Al Franken.

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  • Terry AlanG 9 months ago

    You need to get out after maybe 12 house.๐Ÿ™„

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  • Philoctetes 9 months ago

    โ€œThe Enlightened Capitalist,โ€ now that is a fairy story.

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  • Mary Ann Bittle 9 months ago

    This is such a cute segment!

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  • Dom Price 9 months ago

    Doubt itโ€™ll be me. Can I die already. Lmao ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • Richard Stubbs 9 months ago

    You might want to stay away from the subject of children. That was in really bad taste. Iโ€™m surprised.

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  • Zesty 9 months ago

    Like Emmys, like elections, if T****** doesn’t win ‘Sexiest Man Alive’, he’ll say it was rigged.

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  • JamieBlevins 9 months ago

    ๐€๐ฆ๐š๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ! ๐ˆ’๐ฏ๐ž ๐›๐ž๐ž๐ง ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  $๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ“ ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐œ๐ž ๐ข ๐ฌ๐ญ๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ž๐ž๐ฅ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ง๐ž๐ญ ๐ก๐š๐ฅ๐Ÿ ๐š ๐ฒ๐ž๐š๐ซ ๐š๐ ๐จ… ๐ˆ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐š๐ฅ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ ๐๐š๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐๐จ ๐›๐š๐ฌ๐ข๐œ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค ๐ข ๐ ๐ž๐ญ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐š๐ง๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ข ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐›๐ฅ๐ž๐ ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐จ๐ง ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž… ๐ˆ ๐š๐ฆ ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ก๐š๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฒ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฌ๐ก๐š๐ซ๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค ๐จ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ… ๐ˆ๐ญ’๐ฌ ๐๐ž๐Ÿ๐ข๐ง๐ž๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐›๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฃ๐จ๐› ๐ข ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐ก๐š๐…๐‚๐ก๐ž๐œ๐ค ๐ข๐ญ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐ž… ๐–๐ฐ๐ฐ.๐’๐ฆ๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐๐š๐ฒ๐Ÿ.๐‚๐จ๐ฆ

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  • AaliyahWhitehouse 9 months ago

    ๐ˆ ๐š๐ฆ ๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ž๐ฑ๐ญ๐ซ๐š $๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—๐ค ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐ž ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ก ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐›๐ฒ ๐๐จ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ข๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ฃ๐จ๐› ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ž. ๐ˆ ๐ก๐š๐ฏ๐ž ๐ซ๐ž๐œ๐ž๐ข๐ฏ๐ž๐ ๐ž๐ฑ๐š๐œ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฒ $๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ“ ๐ฅ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ก ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ฃ๐จ๐›. ๐‰๐จ๐ข๐ง ๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฃ๐จ๐› ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐š๐ซ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ž๐ฑ๐ญ๐ซ๐š ๐œ๐š๐ฌ๐ก ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐›๐ฒ ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฐ ๐ข๐ง๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฎ๐œ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐จ๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž๐ง ๐ฐ๐ž๐›๐ฌ๐ข๐ญ๐ž…….. ๐–๐ฐ๐ฐ.๐–๐ž๐›๐œ๐š๐ฌ๐ก๐Ÿ.๐œ๐จ๐ฆ

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  • JamesElliott 9 months ago

    ๐€๐ฆ๐š๐ณ๐ข๐ง๐ ! ๐ˆโ€™๐ฏ๐ž ๐›๐ž๐ž๐ง ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  $๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ“ ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐œ๐ž ๐ข ๐ฌ๐ญ๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ž๐ž๐ฅ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ง๐ž๐ญ ๐ก๐š๐ฅ๐Ÿ ๐š ๐ฒ๐ž๐š๐ซ ๐š๐ ๐จโ€ฆ ๐ˆ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐š๐ฅ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ ๐๐š๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐๐จ ๐›๐š๐ฌ๐ข๐œ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค ๐ข ๐ ๐ž๐ญ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐š๐ง๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ข ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐›๐ฅ๐ž๐ ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐จ๐ง ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐žโ€ฆ ๐ˆ ๐š๐ฆ ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ก๐š๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฒ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฌ๐ก๐š๐ซ๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค ๐จ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎโ€ฆ ๐ˆ๐ญโ€™๐ฌ ๐๐ž๐Ÿ๐ข๐ง๐ž๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐›๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฃ๐จ๐› ๐ข ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐ก๐š๐โ€ฆ๐‚๐ก๐ž๐œ๐ค ๐ข๐ญ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ก๐ž๐ซ๐žโ€ฆ ๐–๐ฐ๐ฐ.๐’๐ฆ๐š๐ซ๐ญcash๐Ÿ.๐‚๐จ๐ฆ

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  • dekiy 9 months ago

    ๐ˆ ๐ ๐ž๐ญ ๐ฉ๐š๐ข๐ ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ $๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ• ๐ฉ๐ž๐ซ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐Ÿ ๐ค๐ข๐๐ฌ ๐š๐ญ ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ž. ๐ˆ ๐ง๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐ˆโ€™๐ ๐›๐ž ๐š๐›๐ฅ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐จ ๐ข๐ญ ๐›๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐›๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐ ๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ง๐ฌ ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐ค ๐š ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ก ๐๐จ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐ก๐ž ๐œ๐จ๐ง๐ฏ๐ข๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐ญ๐ซ๐ฒ. ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐ฉ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐š๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ž๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ.

    ๐‡๐ž๐ซ๐žโ€™๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ˆโ€™๐ฏ๐ž ๐›๐ž๐ž๐ง ๐๐จ๐ข๐ง๐ โ€ฆโ€ฆ ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ.๐ฃ๐จ๐›๐ฌ๐Ÿ•๐ŸŽ.๐œ๐จ๐ฆ

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  • EmilyNeff 9 months ago

    โ—„ ๐–๐Ž๐‘๐Š ๐€๐“ ๐‡๐Ž๐Œ๐„ ๐…๐Ž๐‘ ๐”๐’๐€ โ–บ
    โ˜…๐ˆ ๐š๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐š๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐š ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฅ ๐†๐Ž๐Ž๐ƒ ๐Œ๐Ž๐๐„๐˜ (๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘$ / ๐ก๐ซ ) ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฅ๐š๐ฉ๐ญ๐จ๐ฉ. ๐‹๐š๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ก ๐ˆ ๐†๐Ž๐“ ๐œ๐ก๐ž๐ค ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ง๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ฅ๐ฒ $๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ๐ค, ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐ข๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฐ๐š๐ซ๐, ๐๐จ๐งโ€™๐ญ ๐ก๐š๐ฏ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐ ๐จ ๐Ž๐…๐…๐ˆ๐‚๐„, ๐ˆ๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐ฃ๐จ๐›. ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ ๐›๐ž๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ข๐ง๐๐ž๐ฉ๐ž๐ง๐๐ž๐ง๐ญ ๐š๐Ÿ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฃ๐จ๐ข๐ง๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐‰๐Ž๐. ๐ˆ ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ง๐ค๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐…๐‘๐ˆ๐„๐๐ƒ ๐ฐ๐ก๐จ ๐ซ๐ž๐Ÿ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐’๐ˆ๐“๐„. ๐ˆ ๐ก๐จ๐ฉ๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐š๐ฅ๐ฌ๐จ ๐ ๐จ๐ญ ๐ฐ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ˆโ€ฆ๐ ๐จ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ก๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ฆ๐ž๐๐ข๐š ๐ญ๐ž๐œ๐ก ๐ญ๐š๐› ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐ž ๐๐ž๐ญ๐š๐ข๐ฅ ๐ซ๐ž๐ข๐ง๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐œ๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ก๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ญโ€ฆ
    โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•๐‡๐„๐‘๐„โ–บ ๐–๐ฐ๐ฐ.๐’๐ฆ๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐๐š๐ฒ๐Ÿ.๐‚๐จ๐ฆ

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  • Nora 9 months ago

    ๐ˆโ€™๐ฏ๐ž ๐ฆ๐š๐๐ž $๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ’,๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ ๐ฌ๐จ ๐Ÿ๐š๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐ž๐š๐ซ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ˆโ€™๐ฆ ๐š ๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐ž ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฎ๐๐ž๐ง๐ญ. ๐ˆโ€™๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐š๐ง ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐›๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐จ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ ๐ˆ ๐ก๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ ๐š๐›๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ˆโ€™๐ฏ๐ž ๐ฆ๐š๐๐ž ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐œ๐ก ๐ ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ญ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ž๐ฒ. ๐ˆ๐ญโ€™๐ฌ ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž๐ซ ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ˆโ€™๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฌ๐จ ๐ก๐š๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ˆ ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐š๐›๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ข๐ญ. ๐“๐ก๐ž ๐ฉ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐š๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ž๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ. ๐‡๐ž๐ซ๐žโ€™๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ˆ ๐๐จโ€ฆ ๐—ช๐—ช๐—ช.๐—›๐—ข๐— ๐—˜๐—๐—ข๐—•๐Ÿญ.๐—–๐—ข๐— 

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