It was another Stormy day in court for Donald Trump, prosecutors kicked off day two filing documents saying that he violated his gag order, his legal advisor Alina Habba compared him to Nelson Mandela, Trump’s supporters don’t care that he’s a lying, cheating, scumbag, Jury selection continued today and seven people have now been chosen, Donny gets all the support he needs from an aide named Natalie Harp, the MAGA-sphere is furious at the idea that Trump might not get to go to Barron’s high school graduation, the Trump Media & Technology stock took a big dip, they lit the Olympic flame in Greece ahead of the Summer games in Paris, and Jimmy gets a visit from the ghost of Justice William T. Howell (Nick Offerman) who wrote the legal code for Arizona in 1864 and effectively banned nearly all abortions in the state.
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his words are so silly, wow jail is my favorite
Replygermaphobe they were also giving excusess for his grabbem by the p comment so which one is it
ReplyReally dont like Jimmy
ReplyWe all know Trump’s lawyer handed him a note to remind him of Barron’s name.
ReplyBarron would probably be happy not to get embarrassed at his graduation. Trump didnt go to his other kids graduations anyway.
ReplyI would say “a storm is coming” for Trump, and that Stormy Daniels would say “I am the storm” but Donald can’t make *any* lady come😎
ReplyKimmel
ReplyIs this no talent dope still alive ? Obsessed with Trump
Would give his left arm to be Trump for 5 minutes
The silence of this babbling baphoon is 🎸🎷🥁🎻🎺 music to the ears. 10years in the making, its about time. The final note we all wait to here is the clink of the cage as the door is locked.
ReplyTRUMP DID NOT attend ANY of his children’s HS graduations …..DON Jr,. Eric, Ivanka or Tiffany.
ReplyHe also has a writer sending his posts on trash social. No way does the orange Jesus have the mental capabilities to think and put a complete sentence together, especially a paragraph.
ReplyGermaphobes dont eat at McDonald’s
ReplyNow that Barron is an adult, can we talk sh*t about him? I’ll start with a very soft hit: holy heck he’s tall! Ok next person can say something about how he compares to his parents and/or siblings… maybe something about how they all have the same kind of sneer on their faces. Go for it; we’ve all been waiting, kinda like Trump anxiously awaits the 18th birthdays of all the pretty teens and tweens around him, especially if they look like Ivanka.
ReplyOooo it’s Habana Banana… I thought she was done after losing him 450 million dollars…
ReplyWhoever trolls Truth Social please share these on there 🙏
ReplyTrump will probably fall asleep there too.
ReplyNo one’s talking about how much dumbo donald had to pay the school to ensure that barron graduates.
ReplyOMG Hilarious !! Much respect from Australia.
ReplyTRUMP HAS NOT ATTENDED ANY OF HIS KIDS GRADUATION UP TO NOW, WHAT A FRAUD.
ReplyPoor Barron, looks just like his dad. 😩
Reply🫡 Luv Jimmy dude always spot on 👍👍
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