How Donald Trump Selects His Jurors

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Published on April 15, 2024

There’s a science to finding jurors who might be sympathetic to the former president’s case.

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18 comments

  • @mjkay8660 2 weeks ago

    I think Mick Jagger had sympathy for the devil once

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  • @danburnes722 2 weeks ago

    If 🍄don’t fit, you must aquit

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  • @davidkneitel1840 2 weeks ago

    Did Frump actually fall asleep in court today? Low energy nitwit!!!

    😂😂😂

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  • @UltraPoseidon 2 weeks ago

    Just like the orange one to pick the worst character in the game.

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  • @Eyeball_Heroin 2 weeks ago

    🙄😉

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  • @TheUltimateRare 2 weeks ago

    him wanting bad jurors would be so fitting of Trump.

    He doesn’t want smart jurors, he wants people who would “aww i don’t wanna punish Trump, He did nothing wrong!”

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  • @janejatz6622 2 weeks ago

    Fk Stephen Colbert , Our TRUMP is best 💯🇺🇸🇺🇸🤟

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  • @SageofStars 2 weeks ago

    So he selects the furry?…is Kintaro a furry? I honestly don’t remember. Besides, we all know who he’d actually pick…Striker, since he thinks the cop would be sympathetic to him for some reason.

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  • @frederickblackwell9960 2 weeks ago

    It’s the signal that former President Donald Trump wants a jury at his trial that speaks his language. Your chance of a jury that speaks Trump’s language and have something in common is slim to none but a victory for another win for reelection for President Joe Biden is a prediction of 💯%. President Joe Biden wins. Flawless victory. Unitality!!!!!!

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  • @SayAhh 2 weeks ago

    So irreverent, it’s hysterical.

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  • @dominicrichardson9376 2 weeks ago

    Very nostagic lol

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  • @tyrannosaurusinf1488 2 weeks ago

    This is how you know that 90s kids are now in charge of the world.

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  • @CAP198462 2 weeks ago

    Ok just for fun let’s name all the fighters: from left to right, top to bottom no google.
    Johnny Cage, Saibot, , Cyrax, Sonya Blade, Raiden, , Shang Tsung, Kitana, Kano, scorpion, Sub- Zero, smoke (human), Reptile, Jax, Mileena, Sektor, Liu Kang, , Sheeva, Kung Lao, Smoke, Nightwolf, Sindel, Ermac,Sub- Zero (Lin Kuei), Stryker, Kabal, Goro,-,Motaro, .

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  • @paulramos4037 2 weeks ago

    It should be spelt as KOURTAL KOMBAT.

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  • @bcb7443 2 weeks ago

    Biden: Normal 🇺🇸
    tRump: Crazy 😵‍💫

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  • @NewMessage 2 weeks ago

    900 pound, and bearing four arms… ok, Goro has a CHANCE at beating Donnie to the bottom of the burger pile. A chance.

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  • @godfreypigott 2 weeks ago

    For god’s sake, just say it out loud ….. he’s looking for hicks.

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  • @zesty9815 2 weeks ago

    Trump supporter outside court, on the news: _”I’ve never heard him say anything racist. He’s not racist, he’s innocent.”_

    Uh … but this case isn’t about that, it’s about _falsifying business records._
    If one such person gets on the jury, it’s GAME OVER.

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