Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Mask Complaints, Biden’s COVID Investigation: Late Night’s News of the Week

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Published on May 28, 2021

All the news and jokes you missed from the week of May 24.

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208 comments

  • Nicholas Lee Marks 1 year ago

    Been too long without a Seth-styled narration of Planet Earth

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  • Janie K Carney 1 year ago

    That’s enough of Biden and the stairs. It’s not funny anymore. Get some new material or people will stop watching.

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  • Leo Sampson 1 year ago

    Keep making Major jokes.

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  • Janie K Carney 1 year ago

    You are not funny. The librarian joke. You had to explain it. Old material. Quit recycling your stuff.

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  • Jake Lunsford 1 year ago

    Hey folks, magic is real. The magic universe is real. The magic people are super-geniuses. Anybody can become magical.
    Doing magic is not illegal.
    Every thought or action that we have comes from people in the magic universe.
    I did magic once.
    Also, telepathy is real.
    The magic people are as hard to spot as CIA agents. Although, usually they aren’t people you’d consider unpopular or somebody who’s not exactly a winner.

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  • david wise 1 year ago

    he really needs an audience to pander to so he can stop calling out his writers every time he fails to deliver a punchline.

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  • Victor Mamlin 1 year ago

    Took long enough to upload this lol

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  • Carmelo Martinez 1 year ago

    love seth

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  • Lynwood Jackson 1 year ago

    My dog isn’t in network…

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  • lysared 1 year ago

    Wolves don’t usually attack people.

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  • Jef Schobert 1 year ago

    Only those who got a jab would be eligible for monitory award if the whole thing is a scam because it’s not a pharma company providing it, it’s our government which can be sued.

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  • Hannah Dyson 1 year ago

    Shes Katie Hopkims friend. Says it all really

    Bit worrying here in the UK the cases with the Indain varriant are doubling each day . Even with good rule following

    Hope your CDC changes its view on masking soon

    Its not over yet

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  • APJ 1 year ago

    Just waiting for his Corrections ☮️

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  • Bob Cubellis 1 year ago

    Make sure y’all stay informed about your local, state, presidential elections and go out and vote.

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  • MargaretBorst 1 year ago

    𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 $𝟏𝟗𝐤 𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 $𝟐𝟎𝟖𝟒𝟓 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐛. 𝐉𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐞𝐛𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞………

    ———->>>𝐖­­𝐰­­𝐰­­.­­𝐍­­𝐞­­𝐭­­𝐉­­𝐨­­𝐛­­𝟏­­.­­𝐜­­𝐨­­𝐦­­

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  • Uncle Sunbro 1 year ago

    I feel like a dog that bites anyone who goes near the president might actually be a good boy.

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  • Al Snow 1 year ago

    I hope they make a joke when they bit 4.20 million subs

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  • Leonard Mullin 1 year ago

    You know the wolves or many wolves were bought by the US from Canada (about a million dollars each) when wolves ate cattle, etc were shot by hunters for fun (D.Trump Jr. probably) a few years later the US paid Canada about 10 million dollars to take wolves back.

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  • Lisa S 1 year ago

    Downtown 😬😬😬😬

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  • Eric Taylor 1 year ago

    1:30 I used to work as a volunteer in the library. Every morning the librarians had a meeting just before they opened where they talked about what was happening that day, and they would read the names of the volunteers coming in.
    With each name they would cheer loudly. As they did this I went up and shushed them saying, in a mock angry whisper, “This is a library!” then in my normal voice, “Sorry, I always wanted to do that.”

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  • Tonya Richards 1 year ago

    Baze nailed it about Indianapolis.
    Even the locals avoid the place.

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  • David Lockett 1 year ago

    I think that MAJOR should be let loose with MTG,MATT GAETZ ,McCARTHEY and McCONNELLin a field with A VERY LARGE FENCE around it ,,AND WHEN MAJOR has DONE THE BUISNESS Reply

  • Anna 1 year ago

    𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 $𝟖𝟕 𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝟐 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐈’𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟎𝐤 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐲. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬……

    𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠….. 𝐖­­­­­­­­­­𝐰­­­­­­­­­𝐰­­­­­­­­.­­­­­­­­­­𝐏­­­­­­­­­­­𝐚­­­­­­­­­­­­­𝐲­­­­­­­­­­­­­𝐛­­­­­­­­­­­­­𝐮­­­­­­­­­­­­­𝐳­­­­­­­­­­­𝐳­­­­­­­­­𝟏­­­­­­­­­­.­­­­­­­­­­𝐂𝐨­­­­­­­­­­­­𝐦

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  • Kris Frederick 1 year ago

    The fact that Pence is married to a Karen is priceless.

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  • doug randall 1 year ago

    How come dogs can detect Covid 97% of the time, but find drugs 100% of the time in every car searched? If they don’t find any drugs, it’s because the car once had drugs in it.

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  • OA 1 year ago

    Do the writers sign the cue card if it has one of their jokes or does Seth just remember who wrote each one

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  • D. John Spangler 1 year ago

    You really like talking about MTG. Are you trying to get her elected as President?

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  • walkeronair 1 year ago

    It says this was just posted two hours ago but I swear I remember this from couple days ago 🤷🏻‍♀️

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  • Elder Sun 1 year ago

    TOO SOON …. With the Lincoln JOKE . LOL

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  • Bernadette Williams 1 year ago

    Wow. Been better!

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  • R. Lemon 1 year ago

    All the jokes that were to weak for the weeknights. Jeeeeezzz Louise

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  • Megan Barber 1 year ago

    Correction- it’s origin, not origins.

    “Don’t know what to get her? How about help?!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • James Turner 1 year ago

    3:48
    Secretary Tony Blinkin
    Anthony Blinkin
    A. Blinkin
    16th president?

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  • James Turner 1 year ago

    If I buy Marjorie a book, is that illiterate insensitive?

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  • startingQB 1 year ago

    This show needs an audience. I don’t know when to laugh.

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  • Black LDM 1 year ago

    Seth Myers is a POS.
    God Bless Marjorie Taylor Greene!!!!
    She is a precious treasure.

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  • Julie Thompson 1 year ago

    This is an excerpt from the following article and publication on AOC. Most of the article is woo hoo go girl blah blah blah. However, I found it intersting when I got to the part about her heritage. Her ancestors are of Jewish and Latino. In 2018, she was very proud of this (please read article). What happened? Why doesn’t she want Israel – the Jews – to protect themselves? Why is she supporting the Hamas terrorists? She’s a hypocrite or worse, a betrayer to her ancestry. This is the article I was reading. Just doesn’t sound right to me. Feel free to follow the link and read it in context. What do you think?

    The Untold Truth Of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
    BY CHELSEA STEWART/JAN. 7, 2019 4:42 PM EDT/UPDATED: JAN. 2, 2021 12:50 AM EDT
    https://www.nickiswift.com/142218/the-untold-truth-of-alexandria-ocasio-cortez/

    “She has Jewish heritage

    Most people know that Ocasio-Cortez is Latina, but at a Hanukkah event in 2018, she surprised the crowd with a revelation about her family history: Her ancestors were Jewish. “

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  • S S 1 year ago

    Good dog! My dogs the same will not let a stranger near me or my home. Man’s best friend protecting their family!🥰 Sleeps with the cat and baby goats but will rip your throat out if you step foot inside the fence. She my bae!💞

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  • Zealotes the Aussie 1 year ago

    Did you hear that Lewy Go Mert said that “Ancient greek rats from the Boston Tea Party ships had evolved into insane Democrat voting super-rats and had made fake ballots out of old rat poison boxes that looked just like the real thing.”? Holy Grail #2 scene: “We’re not communist peasant rats, we’re members of an anarcho – syndicalist commune engaging in urban revolution against tyranny and exploitation.” King Lewy: “Yes. Indeed. Ah do declare on the bones of the OK Corral and General Custard that we know you are communists coz you’ve got schitt all over you….and you’re witches as well! Bring forth the ducking stool!” You couldn’t make this stuff up…or could you?

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  • Troy Smith 1 year ago

    I think I can do better.

    “According to a new study, dogs can detect the coronavirus with 97% accuracy. So don’t be surprised when your doctor sends you down to the dog park for your Lab work.”

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  • Moy O 1 year ago

    who here loves America and got vacced?

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  • Brian O'Dell 1 year ago

    Don’t listen to the Media as they are seriously biased
    on the Arizona, Michigan, and New Hampshire audits. Do a fact check by checking
    out real people reporting real news on YouTube this is an Audit which was
    requested by the citizens of Arizona to find the Truth about election
    irregularities. I Dare you to visit one or more of the following YouTube pages:
    Arizona Conservative News, Vote Liz Harris, Cann Con, Doug TenNapel, Gail
    Golec, Hillary Hill, Julie Green Ministries, Marcus Dee, Neil Johnson, Nick
    Moseder, Out of the Darkness, or One Nation Under God.

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  • Rabble Rabble 1 year ago

    So all the people still getting covid are people that listen to this MTG? I don’t see the problem.

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  • Abby Cross 1 year ago

    It is NOT time to stop making fun of Major biting people. If Biden were a dog, he’d be Major.

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  • Lone Rider 1 year ago

    Did you hire temp writers?
    Ouch.
    Seth looking good buddy

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  • Lone Rider 1 year ago

    There is no 11 year old that knows what a schwin is.

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  • Mikael Biilmann 1 year ago

    Why’s that ugly long haired guy call himsel Margerine…?

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  • Keyser Soze 1 year ago

    Peace summit, but ice cream is the main topic..

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  • TheAnnArnold 1 year ago

    I thought Melania took out the rose garden?

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  • Sylvanna Kelley 1 year ago

    LOL my mom worked in the library my whole life and at their library they laugh and talk across the whole library to each other and patrons. 🤣🤣🤣
    #RiversideLaSierraLibrary

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  • intuitionz 1 year ago

    thanks for not referring to him as A Blinkin. 😁

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  • Victor Lewis 1 year ago

    Seth, I really like you, but that joke about wolves attacking people was not only ignorant but very harmful. Attacks on humans by healthy, wild, full-blooded wolves are so rare as to be virtually non-existent. For you to casually come out with that crack feeds into the bigoted, asinine, right-wing wolf haters who deem wolves to be more vile than: homosexuals they aren’t related to; sane gun laws; confident, intelligent women; and those who openly say that Overly Plump Trump actually lost the election. Wolves are still being viciously persecuted in many states. Your joke will get legs and the hopelessly and deliberately ignorant wolf-haters will say, “See!! Wolf attacks are up by 3,000 percent!!” Those idiots vote for equally ignorant Republican T-Rumpholes who push legislation to slaughter wolves. Muy mal, mi amigo…… Victor Lewis, Cripple Creek, CO

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  • Cody Miller 1 year ago

    So, when does Trump go to prison?

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  • jared0801 1 year ago

    1:59 “because that’s the only provider in your network” hit waaay too close to home 🤣😭

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  • Neural Stimulus Recordings 1 year ago

    MMMMUUURRRDDDEEERRR Marjorie Taylor Green!

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  • L.T. Loa 1 year ago

    Boris Johnson is like the white knight to Trump’s narcissism. Unfortunately he’s just as dumb.

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  • Joe Ritze 1 year ago

    Seriously makes me so happy. Keep putting them writers on blast!

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  • mandyinseattle 1 year ago

    Wolves don’t attack people, SETH. 🐺 I forgive you bc it was funny.

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  • Zealotes the Aussie 1 year ago

    Born jour mes dudes. Moi name is Erkewl Pwahrow. I’m a Parisienne gangster. My partner in crime, Monsiuer Willie the Cue-Card-Dude, and I are planning a heist of the Oriental Stir-Fry Express. The OSF Express is a luxury passenger train which runs a three day holiday journey for the mega-rich of Bedford New Hampshire. The train travels overnight from Manchester-Boston Regional Airport to Bakersville, offering spectacular panoramic vistas of Pine Grove Cemetery on the way. The Earl of Ash Bog, Seth Croesus, and his entourage (or ‘crew’ as they’re known) frequently travel on the train. The Earl owns a sprawling estate ( or ‘crib’ as his ‘crew’ call it) in Ash Bog full of peacocks and such. Willie and I plan to rob Croesus of his priceless collection of fingerless mittens, collected on his extensive travels throughout Vermont. He’s taking the collection to Bakersville’s famous art gallery of antiquities, ‘The Local Moose Café Met Museum of Antique Woolen Wear.’ I will be posing as a Belgian detective with an outrageously bad french accent. Willie will be posing as ‘Wally the Cue-Card Guy’ from Manhattan, a well known valuer of antique mittens. Wish us luck…

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  • Ironworks 1 year ago

    My healthcare network consists primarily of bitches. How did he know?

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  • Vincent Adomnik 1 year ago

    Is that a “dog” year or people year? , Major asks.

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  • New Message 1 year ago

    Well… better he use a Stairmaster than a Peloton, I guess.

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  • dobbatron 1 year ago

    doesn’t go downtown haha

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  • sandra robinson 1 year ago

    Major good boy Biden.
    Just thought did anyone else think does Pence even knows what is meant by Going Down Town?

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  • GrimJerr 1 year ago

    MTG is anti-Transgender because he looks so Transgender.

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  • sandra robinson 1 year ago

    Just got 2nd shot am high risk only got due to accidental unexpected delivery Australia has done 2% of its population not even finished aged care and high risk. Want to see how a Dumpty vaccine roll out look at ours, Victoria has just had to go into 7-day lockdown Dumpty will be so proud of his Mini Me.

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  • sandra robinson 1 year ago

    No Vaccine Passports for her and other RWNJs is fine with rest of World as airlines already said will not carry the unvaccinated and will be refused entry into 99.9% of the rest of world.

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  • Cynthia Neighbors 1 year ago

    “That explains Matt Gaetz’s new hat.”

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  • Clayton Jones 1 year ago

    So the New York librarian was, in fact, booked

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  • Busted Fender 1 year ago

    How come your widely touted ‘Freedom’ allows the minority, aided by a supine media, to stamp and scream like spoilt children until they get a participation certificate the same as the hard working kids? Please stop telling the world how free you are all the time, you have no clothes.

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  • Marciai Garcia 1 year ago

    Dude, your on wrong side, Democrats will go down

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  • snagh 1 year ago

    It is not a ceasefire between Israel and Hamas. It is an aggression of Israel apartheid system against civilians.

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  • areis 1 year ago

    And now the anti-vaxxers are literally making yellow stars to put on their clothes, that say “Not vaccinated”…

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  • Napoléon I Bonaparte 1 year ago

    Biden forgets leg day.

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  • Ugly German Truths 1 year ago

    Blinken and you’ll miss it 😀

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  • Like Bot 1 year ago

    Hail to the Chief: President Biting.

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  • Laven Dula 1 year ago

    Ewwww way to make going downtown even grosser lol

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  • fuzzymeep 1 year ago

    Damn Science and CDC Deniers.

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  • The Bizz 1 year ago

    so the man that let the virus spread here from Europe, said it would magically go away, did nothing to help the crisis at the Federal level and had NO PLAN in place for vaccinations to give Biden says it was HIS administration that’s lowering it?! i think he meant to say started it…

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  • Darsich 1 year ago

    Tony looks like a discount Ray Ramono

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  • Purple Medley 1 year ago

    More Sea Captain

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  • prty blu 1 year ago

    that is the same phrase we use about the 14 yo in the house going ‘downtown” lol that’s so funny

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  • SpicyHotPot 1 year ago

    SCOLLINS!!!

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  • Jesse Izzo 1 year ago

    Did Seth just do One of My Writers Explains a Joke with the whispering bank robber?

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  • peytongonavy 1 year ago

    I know it shouldn’t mean anything, but I’m genuinely pleased our President is taller than Putin. Just lets me know he ain’t holding anything over HIS head.

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  • James Gambrell 1 year ago

    Ferrets seems the most likely crossover species so, yeah – sorry, bats (and pangolins).

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  • Cindy 1 year ago

    So wonderful, gov wants internet access in rural areas, too bad poor people can’t afford the $100/mth bill.👎

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  • Willie master of destruction 1 year ago

    The best part of when trumpublicans make fun of Biden falling up the stairs is reminding them pence did the same thing… Actually… The best part is when they say it didn’t happen then try to explain away the video…

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  • Pepe Silvia 1 year ago

    That iceberg story is huge.

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  • Jeff Abbott 1 year ago

    Really can’t wait until we never have to hear about Marjorie Taylor Greene ever again.

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  • Alex J 1 year ago

    Marjorie Taylor Green is a man,… No brains, no balls, and plenty of guns.

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  • IamSkippy Scott Skippy Jessop 1 year ago

    I love the (end of the week) daily back-to-back jokes❣️
    Please keep doing this❗️

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  • Zealotes the Aussie 1 year ago

    So anyhoo, I’ve been unemployed for all of COVID Lockdown, so I’ve had a lot of time on my hands, so I wrote a song during it called ‘Bedthumping’. The first line goes like this: “I drink the apple juice drink, I drink the apple juice drink, I drink the apple juice drink. I get locked down, but I get out again. You’re never gonna keep me in.” It’s kinda catchy and makes you happy when you sing it like a bunch of drunk crazies in The Okemos Arms pub on a Friday night. Anyhoo, NNBC have given me a job paying the basic wage of $20 an hour….they’re setting a great example to America on wage justice. I have to go around the streets of NY as a representative of the famous NY charity ‘God’s Love -we do takeout and brought in.” I have to ask people the question “What is the best sandwich you can buy in NY?” And if they answer correctly: The Reuben Sandwich, they get a free voucher from the famous NNBC news anchor, Seth Myers-Hampshire, to buy a famous Reuben Sandwich from the sandwich bar on the ground floor of the 30 Rock building. So anyhoo, I saw this little old lady feeding the birds in Central Park so I asked her the question, and she answered correctly, so I gave her the voucher and told her that this was a prize from Seth Myers-Hampshire. I asked her if she liked Seth Myers-Hampshire, and she said, “I prefer his wife. She has a real job protecting children from sexual predators in the courts. I hear she won the A J Bittenbinder Award for the Protection of the Children of America.” The rudeness of some people!

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  • Valerie Holt 1 year ago

    I need Seth to keep slagging off his writers once he has an audience again

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  • A Google User 1 year ago

    Seth, please get a hair cut.

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  • Spine Wrenched 1 year ago

    Seth desperately needs new writers. I didn’t laugh once.

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  • Rick Sanchez 1 year ago

    Why all jokes are related to politics in every night talk show can’t they find anything besides the politics. Everyone’s getting bored of this stuff.

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  • Doug Chesterfield 1 year ago

    Stopping a State Department formal investigation is Obstruction of Justice and an impeachable offense. Right Pelosi. You did lie and fake charge Trump for that while there is no denying Bribem’s obstruction. Impeach Bribem.

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  • Aysha Khan 1 year ago

    Wouldn’t call it a ceasefire when Israel is the one conducting war crimes by keeping millions of indigenous Palestinians in apartheid then bombing them incessantly knowing they can’t escape. Israel must be boycotted!!!

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  • JesusSavedme78 1 year ago

    Your papers, please” (or “Papers, please”) is an expression or trope associated with police state functionaries. Nazi Socialist Democrat Party officials demanding identification from citizens during random stops or at checkpoints. It is a cultural metaphor for life in a police state and the Biden administration are repeating history…. Get ready to hear that phrase, “papers”… Did you get the Covid vaccine? Sorry you can’t travel, you can’t buy here, you can’t enter here…

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  • Kerry Venus 1 year ago

    Thanks Seth Meyers Et Al. (Pretty Sure i haven’t seen this one before? A Few times?) … ….Ha! Get it? 😁 Stil, There Is No (g)od, Moron?! Ditzy do-gooder Endless, ditzily (sweatingly??) Jittering along, Riflling envelopes, stuffing Stuff…OH! Here (h)e is, “hinding” in (h)is Closet? Izzat izzat…in (b)hudd(h)a’s “the shirker” Pose? N(one) o(th) t(h)…HUMANS (pls: ‘spare a couple tabs😊) [😁)]!

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  • Kit Kathryn 1 year ago

    Rep. Missy-Three-Names pitches hate & stupidity for a blogger in Florida and gets way too many headlines. The press ought to ignore her.

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  • toodles oops 1 year ago

    HEY REPUBLICONS – YOU ARE HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGEST SOCIALISTS – you support only the 1% giving them the biggest tax break/largest transfer of wealth all on the backs of the 99% who are propping you up – YUP – THAT’S SOCIALISM – please talk to Empty G about her socialist problem

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  • Quantumese Boy 1 year ago

    It it’s not bats.

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  • Ash Pragasam 1 year ago

    When a librarian walks into a room it becomes a library

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  • Academicorum 1 year ago

    We need a clip of Seth narrating the lizard running from snakes!!!

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  • Andrew Cross 1 year ago

    Marjorie taylor Greene looks like hulk hogan.

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  • Afaf Benhara 1 year ago

    Seth, no offense but I think you’re compensating with the Biden clip. We intelligent Leftists have a desire to balance things. Guess what I learned in the past 4 years. Life isn’t a yin yang. Stfu…I don’t need another Biden clip of him tripping. Keep showing the heel that we had for 4 years so we all remember why we do not vote dumbtards into office. Oh, that’s my 2 cents. Love.

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  • Afaf Benhara 1 year ago

    Alex Baez…seriously…do better. How do you sleep at night making money without being funny? Also, before you’re fired…tell that Seth guy to please stop the Biden tripping thing. It’s like…honestly…someone overcompensating for…yanno where this is going…just don’t.

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  • Lily Jade 1 year ago

    People who complain about mask wearing … is it because they already Have their mask on?

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  • John Parisi 1 year ago

    You never mention Green’s MAN NECK.

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  • Michael the chimp 1 year ago

    How many African friends does seth have? Y all. Seth is a total fantasy living in a fake world of bullshit. He is white. Duh. He is paid to mislead.

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  • Mike Thomas 1 year ago

    Damn covid 21?! WTF is up with martial arts skills? Didn’t trump say that this was the kung flu? So…did we not learn anything from this past year and a half? 🤔

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  • Tim Bitten 1 year ago

    Wolves don’t attack humans. 😛

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  • Francisco Lopez 1 year ago

    Seth Meyers has not aged well. He looks like the creepy coach of the girls Volleyball team…👀

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  • JML 1 year ago

    Intro and outro music WAY too loud.

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  • Jim666 1 year ago

    Fact is, if MTG was correct she would be headed for an extermination camp, but hey! we can only wish, then move on.

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  • M. Coos 1 year ago

    they don’t have access. nobody is investigating sh*t. the 3 hints they got over the 300 days all came from inside. this sounds already like iraq bw intel. check our facts.

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  • Lisa Marie Sauve 1 year ago

    Let’s all pitch in and get Marge some therapy

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  • Christopher Philip Reyes 1 year ago

    YOUR AGENDA AND YOUR NARRATIVE IS NOT APPRECIATED! I’m an Asian -American and I am disgusted by your DOUBLE STANDARDS! Damn you!

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  • Christopher Philip Reyes 1 year ago

    OBAMA MADE AMERICA WEAK! Obama’s 2nd term administration was a failure and you all refuse to admit it because of “FALSE PRIDE” and denial that you made the wrong choices by voting for these corrupt fools.

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  • John Gray Atkinson 1 year ago

    What do we do when its confirmed it came from a Chinese lab?

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  • Jerry Garcia 1 year ago

    Jenny’s a misogynist

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  • A Soshellist Turtle 1 year ago

    Obviosuly tRump never had a dog because not even a dog would bite that sack of filth.

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  • mrzeegrr 1 year ago

    Me mumbling-“Don’t vaccinate Cruz, don’t vaccinate cruz…..”

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  • Academicorum 1 year ago

    https://youtube.com/clip/UgwmYUNtskjHz9c0KJh4AaABCQ
    I found the iguana!! Yeahhh more iguana narrations Seth! We demand more iguana narrations!!!

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  • Patoren 3gou 1 year ago

    So china rally did create coronavirus as a bioweapon

    What’s next W bush’s new book gonna be called “‘sup I did 9/11”

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  • Patoren 3gou 1 year ago

    Oh my God this guy is so unlikable and in a liberal

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  • Jason Graves 1 year ago

    Some might start taking out these Rep..sell out for fucking up America …coming soon

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  • Glorious Exceptionalism 1 year ago

    Really enjoyed the rhetorical “How ya doin?” Also enjoyed the blowback. Will miss that bit

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  • GamePapa 1 year ago

    Seth: *says a joke about Lincoln’s assasination*
    Me: *menacing tone* “Scollins.”

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  • Cheryl Scott 1 year ago

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  • Jane STARR 1 year ago

    Greene should sit in a smoked filled room and then let’s see how she feels about THEIR Constitutional right too pollute the air. Between her germs and her wing nut rhetoric, Americans need for her to wear a mask. She needs a muzzle!!!

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  • Giovanni Itchee 1 year ago

    Florida woman was running late for her date with Florida man.

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  • miriam miller 1 year ago

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  • Steve Smart 1 year ago

    Was the Pope/electric car joke a Jenny Hagel stinger? It felt Jenny vibe, and that’s always a good thing 🥰

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  • akparadise 1 year ago

    Now the Proud boys can move in.

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  • Combee Bowlin 1 year ago

    How did I go the whole term without knowing we had a Karen?

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  • Valerie Fulford 1 year ago

    So the National guard is being withdrawn from the Capitol just as Michael Flynn is calling for a violent coup against the government, like the one in Myanmar. Interesting timing.

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  • BILL F 1 year ago

    U S President Joe Biden said the following during his recent commencement address at the United States Coast Guard Academy: “Clap for that you stupid bastards.” I wonder why the biased and propaganda spewing media has not reported that. Can you imagine what the biased and propaganda spewing media would do if Trump had made such a disrespectful comment to a group of American military personnel? Note that when Joe Biden makes comments this Memorial Day weekend.

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  • Jennifer Lindsey 1 year ago

    A man would never try to hide a wedding ring. It’s a major babe magnet!

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  • gotham61 1 year ago

    How does this guy still have a show?

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  • Glenn parent 1 year ago

    biden should get back in the old age home

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  • Chi Chi 1 year ago

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  • Hans Solos 1 year ago

    why mjt becomes more popular? Its bcos u guys keep highlighting her 🤣🤣🤣 bad press is good press. U guys are part of the process to make bi+ches like her famous. To silence her is to never mention her. So, the root of the problem is u guys.

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  • Tamanegi Sensei 1 year ago

    nice

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  • butterfliesamongus 1 year ago

    I DONT LIKE YOU

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  • Golbez 1 year ago

    Seth’s aged like ten years since 2019…

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  • tj booth 1 year ago

    Seth is one of those kids in high school that laughed when people tripped or would run across school grounds in the hopes of seeing a fight.

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  • Kerry Venus 1 year ago

    Thanks Seth Meyers Et Al.🙂Two Days came by in 45 years of Easy Tennessee sleaze might greet 4 July in 21/Time?😁

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  • Tasha Nicole 1 year ago

    The jackass reference really helped me power thru having to look at MTG

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  • SweetJungThang 1 year ago

    First time in a long time that you were just not funny, Seth. WTF happened?

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  • Ingrid Arlington 1 year ago

    Seth should join The View. He would fit right in.
    TDS is alive and well in his head.

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  • Carney Art Glass 1 year ago

    Doctors insisted I take a mental health medication and one thing led to another taking one medicine for side effects and it just kept going in a vicious cycle and it was just like the more things i added the worst things got. I eventually straightened things out though it was painful. But it’s funny when I was a baby I had spinal meningitis and barely survived but I’m relatively healthy otherwise for example I could still run on the treadmill and I got straight A’s my final years in college but it’s funny how the medications are so bad, and they made me so sick it was almost like a spinal meningitis reenactment like the way they do Civil War re-enactments……. I thought that was funny.

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  • Stacy Baker 1 year ago

    Seth if that eyeball of yours floats anymore to the side we will only see the white of your eye.. 🤣

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  • Sudharshan.K.T 1 year ago

    9:06 I like the theme music 🎵

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  • mc123 mc456 1 year ago

    Major is on a year’s probition.

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  • chica bien 1 year ago

    Love Seth Myers

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  • Saikuran 1 year ago

    47? No wonder MTG keeps going out of her way to start petty feuds with a younger and better looking coworker.

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  • Fix News 1 year ago

    Yet another week off. Wow.

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  • Jeff McCrea 1 year ago

    Just give Major a tRump chew toy. That’ll keep ’em busy.

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  • Gouda Havarti 1 year ago

    Hey Seth, can you make a video discussing what you found so funny in 2012 with “Johnny two feathers?”

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  • Pig Licker 1 year ago

    All democrats serve the Antichrist, everything they say is a fabricated lie.
    All cnn personnel and guests are serpents posing as human fabricating lies and manufacturing crimes for full beast system Demonic tyranny and the destruction of humanity paving the way for the rise of the Antichrist

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  • This Guy 1 year ago

    0:44 who cares? the critical metric is how biden defines “a journalist” in the secret memos which we will never see. If you’re a journalist not on joe bidens short list, guaranteed you’ll be subject to the same excruciating log splitting ream job that journalists were submitted to under joe biden and then-president obama, and continued under the Tbag last president. Power never cedes Power to anything but a greater Power. Never.

    Never.

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  • Gwendolyn Ferguson 1 year ago

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  • Malcolm Marriott 1 year ago

    🌴🌱🍀🌿🌲🌿🌱🌴 A year. All those in favour say …

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  • Marie Cullison 1 year ago

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  • Ricardo Lombardo 1 year ago

    It’s true. Boris is a complete drongo.

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  • Hector Orellana 1 year ago

    President Biden felt down, it happened to me when I buy a pair of new shoes, you can’t trust new shoes on carpet, specially going up the stairs.

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  • drstevenrey 1 year ago

    I can not believe that Mike Pence is the same age as me. How did he ever get so stuck up. Maybe because I never engaged in Religion. Could be.

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  • Golden Boy 1 year ago

    The dislikes came from the people who were hoping to outratio the like system because the title said the word “Biden”. Not today thank you.

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  • Gordo909 Castaneda 1 year ago

    Whos luckier than ab 😂🤣

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  • AdMerin 1 year ago

    Wolves rarely if ever attack people. *Fingers crossed this ends up in corrections*

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  • YeeSoest 1 year ago

    I don’t think it NEEDS clarification but why the hell not: As a german, i have never heard anyone reference the Jew’s stars as “golden”, they were yellow.
    Dafuq do you think we were doing here? Giving out awards and then killing the best of ’em?? They were yellow…as natures warning color palette suggests!
    Guys, seriously…golden stars for jews sound even more anti-semitic than what we actually did and it may be the ONLY WAY to get that done

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  • Solomon Killeen 1 year ago

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  • sandra graves 1 year ago

    Oh my god. Its way past time. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD change your bumper music!!!!!! Please. It’s awful. It’s time. You’re better than this

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  • Phrayd edjez 1 year ago

    Here’s an idea. A re Roast of Donald Trump. Done properly

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  • TheWinterscoming 1 year ago

    Seth is actually using his platform to help shift the overton window left. Even by just naming his joke writers and giving them credit on air he is showing more solidarity with those below him on his staff, unlike 99% of other tv shows.
    He ain’t a commie but he is at least one of the few actual left people on tv

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  • Madhusree Guhathakurta 1 year ago

    By the way who you want to get the Grammy Award ?

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    The scary father-in-law connoly enjoy because mary isely thaw aboard a boring trail. charming, puny addition

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  • Nick A 1 year ago

    May allah forgive me for watching this cringe fest

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  • Vaporsephone 1 year ago

    “WIFE BAD” is such a boomer joke

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  • Zach Thomas 1 year ago

    If Boris Johnson has a soundtrack, it doesn’t get to be the Minutemen.

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  • Joe Uknow 1 year ago

    O

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  • Joe Uknow 1 year ago

    This guy is a clown and not a funny one at that!! Horrible show bro come on man give it up

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  • Zealotes the Aussie 1 year ago

    So anyhoo, my uncle from NH is in town for a Billboard Convention on ‘How to Use Billboards to Irritate Vermontians Till They Bust and The Best Billboards To Do It.’ The summer trails of NH are full of ticks at the moment, so lots of GOP are going there to have their soul and compassion sucked out of them. I don’t know why coz that all happened for them about ten years ago. Lindsey Graham and the Great Zombie Turtle of Kentucky are going there just to make sure every bit of their soul and compassion has gone. Again, I don’t know why coz that happened 20 years ago, and you can tell by their pale purple skin and dead eyes that it worked back then.

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  • Joe Weis 1 year ago

    JANUARY 6 ? Can A Bank Robber Investigate A Bank Robbery ???

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  • Jamal Hussain 1 year ago

    If you have to explain a joke, it’s not funny. Some of the worsts jokes evaar!

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  • Asad Hashmi 1 year ago

    Dude, stop going on vaca. Its the opposite of vaca for the audience

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  • edward steve 1 year ago

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  • Rex M 1 year ago

    Marjorie Taylor Green is beyond help !!! She is living in an Adverse Reality World !!!I Pray she realizes Reality but she has spent so much time in Lala Land trying to be noticed, I don’t think her EGO will allow her to be helped !!! She is Really Out There and even though a rational person couldn’t believe the Off The Wall Things She Says…. I believe she’ll keep up the charade because she has a need to be loved for the attention !!! Maybe she’s been smoking the Weed Seth talked about regarding the increase reports to the Hotline ??? Being Stoned Out Of Her Mind Could Begin to Explain Her Psychopathic Actions !!! MTG an One Time In Congress….Make It Real !!!

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  • The Man With No Name 1 year ago

    Honestly this video is so low budget and not even funny, I can make a better more entertaining video in my basement.

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  • afriqueofnature 1 year ago

    🤣

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  • Zealotes the Aussie 1 year ago

    I am of the firm belief that Abraham Lincoln was of Cherokee descent.

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  • Anthony Grider 1 year ago

    So the republicans wants to make it harder to vote huh, well then we the people, the majority must work harder to vote then!! Whatever it takes to vote start today to make that happen, no matter what it takes!!

    Put 25 cents in a jar, or safe how ever much from now until election day to buy whatever stupid ID they ask for, do whatever it takes to vote!!

    Dems you need to hire drivers and buses or whatever it takes to get people to voting places, start now, plan it now so on election day, who ever wants to vote has a way!! Those with cars offer other people rides, whatever it takes!!!

    Then we the people, we the majority, must vote out every no good rotten fake hypocrite lying racist sexist cultist ask people to die only give tax cuts to the rich ahole republican in office now and purge them from our government for good!!

    They want to make it harder to vote, then we work harder to vote and it starts today!! They want to stop needed programs, they don’t want to tax the rich to help the rest of us, they ask us to die for the economy and money, they lie about the last election and say we don’t matter, that we didn’t vote like we did, then let us come together that did vote last year and lets show those bastards!!!

    If we the people, we the majority don’t punish them for what they have done, then our democracy is already dead!!! This is our country, our government, our taxes that keep it going and we should have the things we need, but to do that we must get rid of those that only block stuff we need, in 2022 no matter what get out and vote!!

    Then the Dems will have no excuse, then they will have no one blocking them and can get what we need, healthcare for all, higher minimal wage, a better country where we all get what we need not just the few!!!

    But if they won’t do it after that then time for us to look at 3rd parties then, you can’t kill both parties, no take out one to show the other that we can do away with them and that will send a huge message!!! But we’ve got to do it or lose our democracy, lose our country, lose our homes and our land, so no matter what go out and vote and let us show those bastards, they can’t stop us the majority, we the people from voting their asses out in all the next elections to come!!!!

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  • Darren Turner 1 year ago

    The Forrest Gump of scandals, the Kevin Bacon of corruption….he’s the Donald!

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  • The Maelström 1 year ago

    *Marjorie Taylor Green’s eyes are way too close together to take her seriously.*

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  • Île-de- France 1 year ago

    “Senate Republicans once again took democracy behind the back of the barn and shot it in the face,” using the filibuster to block a bipartisan Jan. 6 Capitol riot commission. “The truth is, there’s nothing that can overcome Mitch McConnell’s obstruction — he’s so adept at clogging things up, he’s the first human to be designated a fatberg.”

    “This was the first time during this congressional session that Republicans used the filibuster to block legislation, but it won’t be the last.” “There’s only one solution: We have to kill the filibuster. And when I say kill it, I mean, kill it. Burn it, strangle it, draw a bath and drop a plugged-in toaster on it, I do not care.

    *”Democrats, you won!” “Stop letting the losers call the shots!”*

    – Samantha Bee

    Watch *”Why No Progressive Agenda Can Survive the Senate Filibuster”* on YouTube
    https://youtu.be/d1XPCrGYQX0

    Watch *”The Real Antifa”* on YouTube
    https://youtu.be/3xtLXDTxJsA

    *Donald Trump’s term expired, and he was stripped both of the powers of office and of the immunity from federal prosecution that comes with it.*

    The Former Presidents Act is an act of Congress that can be amended, so *Congress likely could strip Trump of the perks he enjoys as an ex-president.*

    He lost legal protections when he left office. Now he is pushing the idea of reinstatement as he faces potential indictment over his business dealings. And can finally be charged with the dozens of crimes that we know he has committed.

    *Meanwhile*

    Eric Swalwell forced to hire private investigators because Rep. Mo Brooks is so scared of his subpoena.

    *Eric Swalwell’s attorneys say they can’t find Mo Brooks to serve lawsuit.*

    Watch *”GOP Betrayed America”* on YouTube

    https://youtu.be/LHZjrc1vDB8

    Watch *”GOP Cop Killers”* on YouTube

    https://youtu.be/AlHg5djuQxg

    *Trump, Republicans incite crowd before mob storms Capitol*

    https://youtu.be/mh3cbd7niTQ

    *Trump Campaign Paid $2.7 Million To People, Firms That Planned Rally Sparking Capitol Riot*

    *Eight Trump campaign officials were listed on the permit for the rally that ended with the deadly storming of the Capitol, reports the Center for Responsive Politics.*

    https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_600b5ac0c5b6a0d83a1b4af7

    Watch *”Mike Pence on Capitol Attack and Working With Trump”* on YouTube
    https://youtu.be/pOmTwF9w1wM

    “Trump filmed backstage before speech that sparked Capitol riots”

    https://youtu.be/lYLwhp1A9hY

    “What US President *Donald Trump Was Doing When His Supporters Were Rioting On Capitol Hill* | CRUX”

    https://youtu.be/f0mOi1yJYMA

    *Trump’s Capitol Riot Instigator Exposed* —Palast, Roberts on Law & Crime

    https://youtu.be/828iP8i21JM

    *Christopher Miller who served as Acting US Secretary of Defense in the Trump administration says Trump wanted troops to protect supporters on Jan. 6″*

    https://youtu.be/dNuYYHOvmd4

    *Marjorie Taylor Greene released a video statement about a planning session she attended with Trump in the Oval Office and West Wing.*

    Greene will be objecting the electoral votes for Joe Biden when it goes to Congress for a vote on January 6.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/mtgreenee/status/1341162485253070849

    *Here’s a list of the 100 most-retweeted accounts in our # StopTheSteal Twitter data.*

    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GXnroHyNRGkze2O3a1meupvnu-CImXvrFT2RT_HoPF4/htmlview#gid=191744800

    *3 Percenter Sticker Found On Truck At Capitol Riot Belongs To GOP Rep’s Husband*

    Illinois state Rep. Chris Miller denied knowing what the anti-government symbol represents

    https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_6039176bc5b60f03d9b40da7

    *Capitol Breach Cases*

    Below is a list of defendants charged in federal court in the District of Columbia related to crimes committed at the U.S. Capitol in Washington, D.C, on Wednesday, Jan. 6, 2021. 👇

    https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/capitol-breach-cases

    *505 people have been charged in the Capitol insurrection so far. This searchable table shows them all.*

    https://www.insider.com/all-the-us-capitol-pro-trump-riot-arrests-charges-names-2021-1

    *U.S. Capitol Violence*

    *The FBI is seeking the public’s assistance in identifying individuals who made unlawful entry into the U.S. Capitol building and committed various other alleged criminal violations, such as destruction of property, assaulting law enforcement personnel, targeting members of the media for assault, and other unlawful conduct, on January 6, 2021, in Washington, D.C.*

    https://www.fbi.gov/wanted/capitol-violence

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  • Île-de- France 1 year ago

    Watch *”NYC’s Lady Liberty is getting a little sister”* on YouTube
    https://youtu.be/kjH7TK7j2fg

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