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  • Witness101 9 months ago

    Soo tired of the roots, the stupid sidekick, and the whole format.

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  • Diana SUNSHINE Wulf 9 months ago

    #nuclearban

    DE-FUND the Manhattan Kansas bio-lab

    #enoughsaid #FarmersProtest #NoGMO #agriculture #ecology #WATERISLIFE

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  • Immortal Asirpa 9 months ago

    How is a six-hour opera at the Met news? Richard Wagner invented the six-opera opera. It’s called *Parsifal.*
    Never buy full-price tickets. Go standing room.
    You’ll have the place to yourself after Hour Two.
    Sleep thru the rest.

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  • Daveyk021 9 months ago

    Jimmy you are the only late night comedian I can still laugh at. <10% political jokes; please stay away from political jokes, Democrat or Republican. That is what almost destroyed you, SNL, and all the others. We are just too decisive these days. No such thing as a moderate. Keep up the funny work and I will keep watching (at least your YouTube highlights).

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  • Diana SUNSHINE Wulf 9 months ago

    Goat Whiz got you a like

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  • joshua Johnson 9 months ago

    Wow Jimmy Fallon makes fun of Leo D. What are you doing Jimmy Fallon? Worst late night host ever! You are a silly little boy.

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  • Jef Schobert 9 months ago

    My wife’s name is Meta. I’ve been the Head Priest of Meta since 2003.
    You’ll be a member with me when the west world groves
    Upon the priests of Meta
    You’ll forget the sun his day is done
    As we surf on unreal n cold
    So we forsake our love
    To gaze online all the while
    Upon the priests of Meta

    Fell into this newest thing
    As Facebook comes down
    Surfing the unreal n cold
    Will you surf for free?
    Will it be push n shove?
    Upon the priests of Meta

    Well forget the sun his day is done
    As we lie in unreal n cold
    See the west world move embracing it so
    Upon the priests of Meta

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  • Chul Gim 9 months ago

    Fuc* facebook it is

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  • Galaxy wolf 9 months ago

    Thank you for the laughs. 😂😂😂😂

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  • Aron Brock 9 months ago

    Yo its Jimmy hope you know it been 3 years sents you got to be on a web show icarlu

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  • Aron Brock 9 months ago

    Ment icarly

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  • Gabriel Colombo 9 months ago

    Hey, Jimmy, we love to see him (bolsonaro) roasted. We’re not all that dumb and dumber.

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  • Sue Stewart 9 months ago

    I like that he didn’t get the pun of “racking” his brain when talking about deer!

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  • Evan Hoffman 9 months ago

    Dude… Meta is already a company. Facebook can’t just steal anything they want. That’s not how this works. If they want the other companies name, then they have to pay for it just like anybody else would have to.

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  • TEUILTEUIL88 OFFICIEL 9 months ago

    https://youtu.be/XFYxZOEW3X8

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  • BBM716 9 months ago

    Aaron didn’t lie about anything 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♂️ he has an allergy to contents of the Vaccine lol smfh

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  • Amber ts180 9 months ago

    You guys hear about this..

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  • AaliyahWhitehouse 9 months ago

    𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 $𝟏𝟗𝐤 𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 $𝟐𝟎𝟖𝟒𝟓 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐛. 𝐉𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐞𝐛𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞…….. 𝐖𝐰𝐰.𝐖𝐞𝐛𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐡𝟏.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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  • dekiy 9 months ago

    𝐈 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 $𝟖𝟕 𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝟐 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐈’𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟎𝐤 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐲. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬.

    𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠…… 𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐣𝐨𝐛𝐬𝟕𝟎.𝐜𝐨𝐦

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  • Brenda 9 months ago

    I am making $192/hour telecommuting. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning $21 thousand a month by working on the web, that was truly shocking for me, she prescribed me to attempt it.
    simply give it a open site……>> 𝗪𝗪𝗪.𝗡𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗔𝗦𝗛𝟭.𝗖𝗢𝗠

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  • EmilyNeff 9 months ago

    ◄ 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊 𝐀𝐓 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐔𝐒𝐀 ►
    ★𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘 (𝟏𝟐𝟑$ / 𝐡𝐫 ) 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐩. 𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐈 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 $𝟑𝟎𝐤, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝, 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐄, 𝐈𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐛. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐉𝐎𝐁. 𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄. 𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈…𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐚𝐛 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭…
    ══════𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄► 𝐖𝐰𝐰.𝐒𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐏𝐚𝐲𝟏.𝐂𝐨𝐦

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  • Nora 9 months ago

    𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 $𝟖𝟒,𝟎𝟎𝟎 𝐬𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈’𝐦 𝐚 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭. 𝐈’𝐦 𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐈 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲. 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈’𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐨… 𝗪𝗪𝗪.𝗛𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗝𝗢𝗕𝟭.𝗖𝗢𝗠

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