Elon Musk’s Mission: Make Earth Really Bad

Published on April 15, 2022

Let’s keep those potatoes on Mars for now. #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens

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  • Ferb Maniac 2 years ago

    Hahahaha so funny lol lol.

  • Stjepan Grgosevic 2 years ago

    So, state gave him the money, and now he’s using it to crush Twitter???

  • Gábor Vajda 2 years ago

    Why do we act as if Elon Musk is the worst that could have happened to Twitter? Twitter is the worst that happened to Twitter.

  • Not Sure 2 years ago

    “This is exactly the sort of thing that made us worry about Elon Musk.” ~ universes smartest man.

  • Max Hyde 2 years ago

    Twitter under Elon would be so much better. The current moderation staff is insanely biased and trying to appeal is essentially useless you have a blue checkmark. They just push their agenda and if you don’t fit their agenda then you don’t get to be on Twitter. Sure, they have the right to be that way, it’s a private company, but man would it be so much better if it were run by someone who just wants to shit post.

  • Marijuanifornia 2 years ago

    The US legalized Cannabis Sativa to win World War II. Watch the 1942 USDA film, *Hemp For Victory.*
    This is the key to stopping climate change, but no one cares enough to learn this.
    So, everyone is the reason why Earth is really bad.

  • Brinaldi 2 years ago

    He wants to make it so bad we have no choice but to go to mars

  • muckymucks 2 years ago

    What Elon Musk is doing is what Donny Trumpo would be doing if he was rich.

  • Ben Keitz 2 years ago

    Elon Musk is the goat! Go Elon!

  • Patrick 2 years ago

    You forgot ‘I cum in peas’. Hopefully Twitter can introduce a cringe button just for every time Elon tweets.

  • BlueVelvet Lilies 2 years ago

    People need to stop buying his cars. Asap.

  • Daniel D. 2 years ago

    Shame on this title.

  • Kynk 2 years ago

    Wait, so what is elon doing that is so bad? I mean sure the man is a meme, but if I am not mistaken, he has done more to advance the human race than most these days, rather than further backwards.

    If you don’t like his tweets… you could just…. not read them.

  • Utkarsh 2 years ago

    So I used to be a huge Musk fan and having gone from a fan to realising that the man is an incredibly entitled idiot here is what I learned. Elon Musk hasn’t invented a single thing in his entire life. He was born with a Emrald spoon, literally. His father owned a Emrald mine in apartheid-era South Africa and Musk threw his inherited riches at various investments in the exact same manner that he does right now. One of then turned into PayPal but most ended up like the Boring Company.

    By all accounts his estranged father is more than a bit eccentric and has the personality of an even douchier Elon Mush. Elon Sr. married Musk’s mother, a supermodel, as a trophy wife (their account, not mine) and would regularly spend 2-3 hours lecturing Musk and his siblings. He popped up a couple of years ago when various news outlets reported him wanting to move in with or marry a 17-year-old. This might be why Elon Musk can throw around “Pedo” as a casual insult towards people he doesn’t like.

    All of that together paints a picture of a man who is entirely capable of being so oblivious and dense that he can most definitely say and do the things he does while having zero self-awareness.

    When I thought he was a very smart man, I would often be confused by how such a smart man could be so “eccentric”….now I have come to terms with the fact that he is just a rich idiot who grew up in a Ivory tower of inherited wealth and no consequences.

  • h7opolo 2 years ago

    1:11 “give Elon the bird”!!!! omg, frkn genius! i agree. he can’t own everything. eff off, sir.

  • The Old Manky Workshop 2 years ago

    A truly great man, making history, being criticized by people who are distinguished only by mediocrity. Creating American jobs and new American industries in America. Oh yer what a sh*t. F*ckwits.


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