Elon Musk’s Mission: Make Earth Really Bad

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Published on April 15, 2022

Let’s keep those potatoes on Mars for now. #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens

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21 comments

  • Ferb Maniac 10 months ago

    Hahahaha so funny lol lol.

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  • Stjepan Grgosevic 10 months ago

    So, state gave him the money, and now he’s using it to crush Twitter???

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  • Gábor Vajda 10 months ago

    Why do we act as if Elon Musk is the worst that could have happened to Twitter? Twitter is the worst that happened to Twitter.

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  • Not Sure 10 months ago

    “This is exactly the sort of thing that made us worry about Elon Musk.” ~ universes smartest man.

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  • Max Hyde 10 months ago

    Twitter under Elon would be so much better. The current moderation staff is insanely biased and trying to appeal is essentially useless you have a blue checkmark. They just push their agenda and if you don’t fit their agenda then you don’t get to be on Twitter. Sure, they have the right to be that way, it’s a private company, but man would it be so much better if it were run by someone who just wants to shit post.

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  • Adam 10 months ago

    Make earth really bad…. Maybe the commercial forgot that Tesla is the undisputed leading catalyst of the world transition to electric vehicles, or reusable rockets from Space-X, or enhanced solar (again Tesla). Minor things really.

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  • Marijuanifornia 10 months ago

    The US legalized Cannabis Sativa to win World War II. Watch the 1942 USDA film, *Hemp For Victory.*
    This is the key to stopping climate change, but no one cares enough to learn this.
    So, everyone is the reason why Earth is really bad.

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  • TheMoonShark squirrel 10 months ago

    I fantasize about billionaires leaving the planet and cleaning their own toilets on Mars. 🤞

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  • samuraigundam0079 10 months ago

    Twitter is a s hole right now, where you can’t say anything you want, unless it fits the twitter minorities acceptable standards, or else you get attacked or cancelled. That needs to change, and if it takes a quirky billionaire – so be it.

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  • Brinaldi 10 months ago

    He wants to make it so bad we have no choice but to go to mars

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  • muckymucks 10 months ago

    What Elon Musk is doing is what Donny Trumpo would be doing if he was rich.

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  • Ben Keitz 10 months ago

    Elon Musk is the goat! Go Elon!

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  • Patrick 10 months ago

    You forgot ‘I cum in peas’. Hopefully Twitter can introduce a cringe button just for every time Elon tweets.

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  • BlueVelvet Lilies 10 months ago

    People need to stop buying his cars. Asap.

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  • Daniel D. 10 months ago

    Shame on this title.

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  • Juragan Muda 10 months ago

    Last fight https://youtu.be/u0tBa4kDHvg

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  • Kynk 10 months ago

    Wait, so what is elon doing that is so bad? I mean sure the man is a meme, but if I am not mistaken, he has done more to advance the human race than most these days, rather than further backwards.

    If you don’t like his tweets… you could just…. not read them.

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  • Utkarsh 10 months ago

    So I used to be a huge Musk fan and having gone from a fan to realising that the man is an incredibly entitled idiot here is what I learned. Elon Musk hasn’t invented a single thing in his entire life. He was born with a Emrald spoon, literally. His father owned a Emrald mine in apartheid-era South Africa and Musk threw his inherited riches at various investments in the exact same manner that he does right now. One of then turned into PayPal but most ended up like the Boring Company.

    By all accounts his estranged father is more than a bit eccentric and has the personality of an even douchier Elon Mush. Elon Sr. married Musk’s mother, a supermodel, as a trophy wife (their account, not mine) and would regularly spend 2-3 hours lecturing Musk and his siblings. He popped up a couple of years ago when various news outlets reported him wanting to move in with or marry a 17-year-old. This might be why Elon Musk can throw around “Pedo” as a casual insult towards people he doesn’t like.

    All of that together paints a picture of a man who is entirely capable of being so oblivious and dense that he can most definitely say and do the things he does while having zero self-awareness.

    When I thought he was a very smart man, I would often be confused by how such a smart man could be so “eccentric”….now I have come to terms with the fact that he is just a rich idiot who grew up in a Ivory tower of inherited wealth and no consequences.

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  • h7opolo 10 months ago

    1:11 “give Elon the bird”!!!! omg, frkn genius! i agree. he can’t own everything. eff off, sir.

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  • The Old Manky Workshop 10 months ago

    A truly great man, making history, being criticized by people who are distinguished only by mediocrity. Creating American jobs and new American industries in America. Oh yer what a sh*t. F*ckwits.

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  • Kenneth 10 months ago

    𝐈𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 $𝟏𝟑𝐤 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞. 𝐈 𝐤𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐈 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭. 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐨. 🙂 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊.:)

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