so my brother was watching this other K drama about kids in school finding ghosts. and they were all in their school tracksuits. I asked him if it was the Squid Game expansion pack.
yeah it’s happening
watched this squid game show last night pretty baked, made it until about the tug of war part, passed out, had this strange dream of the checkered green black floor and giant spiders crawling past my head like the marcy playground sex and candy video and the song Chutes and Ladders by Korn was playing in the background and I was at Mt. Angel Abbey Monastery in Oregon learning from a Jesuit monk how to write calligraphy on ancient Russian icons by pulling the fragile spine out of a squid and using it as a pen while dipping it into the squids natural ink sack for writing with…
… and then I was playing lawn darts with my ex girlfriend the cheerleader from high school who died in a drunk driving accident except we were in her old bedroom in the basement of her parents house and the walls were covered in horseback riding trophies and ribbons and she didn’t even own a horse…
… and then I just heard one, two, freddy’s coming for you… three, four, better lock your door… five, six, grab a crucifix… seven, eight, gonna stay up late… nine, ten, never sleep again….
… and then I woke up and I was watching candle cove and the pirate with the hook for a hand was like *want to see something cool* and I was like *not really* but then Percy was all *you have to go inside the cave if you want to see something really cool* so I went inside the cave…
… and then I really woke up on the couch with the TV still on and sat up and wiped the drool off my cheek and got the sleep glaze eye boogers off my eye sockets and cracked my neck real hard a few times and saw a preroll and waked and baked while turning on that green day longview video with the couch monkey and I plan on finishing squid game sometime today or after midnight because I felt like it indubitably helped me get some much needed shuteye and that R. E. M. Losing my Religion deep stereo super sounds of the seventies type sleep healing like in the old Battlestar Galactica when they would lie down in those healing sleep pods and wake up refreshed all Duck Dodger’s in the 21st century or Erik Estrada as Ponch in ChIPS…
P.S. I really like how the main dude in the squid games talks… like he’s howling after every word… I never realized people talk like that in Korea because I watched on YouTube this Video called “Three Sheets South Korea” and they drink a bunch of booze and nobody talks like the guy in Squid Game… same with that Parasite movie I saw and A Tale of Two Sisters and I Saw The Devil and Memories of Murder and all the other Korean horrors or whatever…
… but I really like that main squid dudes delivery… its like *but mooo ooommmm im nooo oooottt a degenerate gammm bleeeerr I sweeee earrrr I’m just gooo ingggg to buy fried chickkkk kkkeeen for my daughhhh teerrrrrr for her birthhhhh dayyyyyy* it’s very melodic you know and I wish I could talk like that in real life too ooooou…
I liked that show, but I didn’t imagine it would actually be so popular.
Replyso my brother was watching this other K drama about kids in school finding ghosts. and they were all in their school tracksuits. I asked him if it was the Squid Game expansion pack.
Replyyeah it’s happening
watched this squid game show last night pretty baked, made it until about the tug of war part, passed out, had this strange dream of the checkered green black floor and giant spiders crawling past my head like the marcy playground sex and candy video and the song Chutes and Ladders by Korn was playing in the background and I was at Mt. Angel Abbey Monastery in Oregon learning from a Jesuit monk how to write calligraphy on ancient Russian icons by pulling the fragile spine out of a squid and using it as a pen while dipping it into the squids natural ink sack for writing with…
… and then I was playing lawn darts with my ex girlfriend the cheerleader from high school who died in a drunk driving accident except we were in her old bedroom in the basement of her parents house and the walls were covered in horseback riding trophies and ribbons and she didn’t even own a horse…
… and then I just heard one, two, freddy’s coming for you… three, four, better lock your door… five, six, grab a crucifix… seven, eight, gonna stay up late… nine, ten, never sleep again….
… and then I woke up and I was watching candle cove and the pirate with the hook for a hand was like *want to see something cool* and I was like *not really* but then Percy was all *you have to go inside the cave if you want to see something really cool* so I went inside the cave…
… and then I really woke up on the couch with the TV still on and sat up and wiped the drool off my cheek and got the sleep glaze eye boogers off my eye sockets and cracked my neck real hard a few times and saw a preroll and waked and baked while turning on that green day longview video with the couch monkey and I plan on finishing squid game sometime today or after midnight because I felt like it indubitably helped me get some much needed shuteye and that R. E. M. Losing my Religion deep stereo super sounds of the seventies type sleep healing like in the old Battlestar Galactica when they would lie down in those healing sleep pods and wake up refreshed all Duck Dodger’s in the 21st century or Erik Estrada as Ponch in ChIPS…
P.S. I really like how the main dude in the squid games talks… like he’s howling after every word… I never realized people talk like that in Korea because I watched on YouTube this Video called “Three Sheets South Korea” and they drink a bunch of booze and nobody talks like the guy in Squid Game… same with that Parasite movie I saw and A Tale of Two Sisters and I Saw The Devil and Memories of Murder and all the other Korean horrors or whatever…
… but I really like that main squid dudes delivery… its like *but mooo ooommmm im nooo oooottt a degenerate gammm bleeeerr I sweeee earrrr I’m just gooo ingggg to buy fried chickkkk kkkeeen for my daughhhh teerrrrrr for her birthhhhh dayyyyyy* it’s very melodic you know and I wish I could talk like that in real life too ooooou…
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ReplyNo squids, not even a squidward.
North Korean version: Do you even _have_ a refrigerator?
ReplyI hope the cast of Squid Game will be guests!! It’d be fun to see how Stephen would interact with them.
ReplyHonestly big respect for changing the korean dub along with the sub cause some would just change the sub over the foreign language just to make a joke
ReplyWatched the first episode of the Squid last night, far too much gratuitous violence, never again.
ReplyI wonder if the guy is gonna sue?
ReplySadly this is why in western movies the number is always 555
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