Easter is a month away and if you are looking to do better than a basket full of plastic grass there is a new gift item available, far-right wingers have gathered at CPAC in praise of their lord and savior Donald Trump, Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana has decided to take his hilarious act on the road, Don Jr. has been lashing out at any Republican who tries to challenge Daddy Don, Mike Pence appears to be distancing himself even further from his former boss, the White House unveiled President Biden’s new Cyber Security plan, George Santos is under official investigation by the House Ethics Committee, rumors continue to swirl about the identity of his new campaign treasurer Andrew Olsen, Marjorie Taylor Greene calls for a national divorce, the automaker Ford considered building self-driving cars that can repossess themselves, and we venture out on to Hollywood Boulevard to ask pedestrians what the last book they read was.
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*People aren’t reading books yet republicans are banning books, sound about right from a man who told their voters “i like uneducated”*
ReplyWe all saw that video of you big bro.
ReplyHey MTG, isn’t God quoted in your Bible as saying “I hate divorce’ and here you are promoting it on a national level? Try reading that book some time and see what it says about a lot of your other behavior as well. Good grief.
Replykennedy, that was funny, he deserves it, he is a real jerk. , and marjorie , ungly inside and out, embarrassment to the country.
ReplySure but the blue states are not willing to pay alimony.
ReplyJimmy, remember that party
ReplyOh dear, I fear that gentleman at the end may have been encountering a language barrier. Still made for a great bit.
ReplyThe Tucker Carlson rant tonight generated some truly frightening comments–about what needs to be done: “War” , “Let’s roll” the 2nd amendment gives us the right . . .etc., and more along those lines. He was especially vitriolic and snide. I’m thinking maybe a bunker in the basement isn’t such a far fetched idea anymore.
ReplySantos just filled out an application at Fox.
ReplyWhat do you get when you cut funding for education? MTG!
Replyand I thought America only wrote songs!
ReplyWe just need to divorce MTG and tell her she needs to go find another place to live.
ReplyIlliterate America is not funny,maybe this is why Q exists.and donald trump was our only illiterate president, and when why Facism exists today.
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