Will Ozempic Ruin Thanksgiving? | Canned Cranberry Sauce Wins Every Poll | Balloon Makeovers

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Published on November 22, 2023

People using weight loss drugs may have smaller appetites at Thanksgiving dinner, Americans overwhelmingly prefer canned cranberry sauce to homemade, and several balloons will be sporting new looks in New York City’s parade this year. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue

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  • Crazy Teacher Nick 3 months ago

    I need an American to explain this Thanksgiving holiday. I have heard that it is a holiday celebrating overcoming the natives? Please can somone give me an honest explination.

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  • Nathan Powell 3 months ago

    Yep! Gravy Boat eaters are GOATS.

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  • KingJamos 3 months ago

    I’m quite thankful for not burning off my genitals in an unfortunate smelting accident.

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  • Space Force Commander 3 months ago

    Like Fox News said, I wanted to buy a turkey but it was too expensive. I couldn’t afford the first-class airfare to get it. 😂

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  • Covers en Pijamas 3 months ago

    Why is this comedian not attacking Biden ? There’s so much to joke about!!! HYPOCRITE

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  • carl 3 months ago

    i feel like i should be able to bring a 12 pack of beer on the plane, like i can do that on the train, the bus, in my car. let me get wrecked on the plane. im already getting assaulted so i might as well be drunk

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  • The Great Mezmo 3 months ago

    Bah magicians are faking it, it’s all an act, an illusion.

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  • #DrainMAGASwamp 3 months ago

    Fox hole host bought a $90 Turkey that is 72lbs-he must be ozempic 😂

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  • SZRLM 3 months ago

    It’s almost like TSA doesn’t need to ban food every other day of the year…or exist for that matter.

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  • Harold Stiles 3 months ago

    Very clever fellow that Stephan, Stop glamorizing alcohol..!

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  • Ivan Herndon 3 months ago

    Buying a $90 turkey and blaming it on the president is like saying, “I bought a baseball bat and it cost me $20,000. And that’s even a second-hand bat that some guy named Babe Ruth wrote on it. Thanks, Biden!”

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  • Marc Peterson 3 months ago

    My favorite was “team non-Euclidean plasma tube molded into forever ridges”. An accurate description.

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  • FourTwenny 3 months ago

    Instead of injecting a new medication that works in a way we have yet to understand; just skip the pumpkin pie.

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  • Aaron Peart 3 months ago

    I’m so mad at myself for how much I loved that gravy joke

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  • Dubjax 3 months ago

    I’m not American and I know thanksgiving is important over there but I just don’t understand thanksgiving, to whom do you give the thanks to ? or do you just stay home and thank yourselves ?

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  • Elias Salcedo 3 months ago

    I knew that Fox was indeed parody and entertainment 😂

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  • Mark Dowse 3 months ago

    Happy Thanksgiving to all our US allies! 😁
    Enjoy your ‘giving of thanks’ – however you choose to do it. 😋

    M 🦘🏏😎

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  • Constant Chaos 3 months ago

    I’m down for mind shrink ngl

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  • Omer Subasi 3 months ago

    Blue Cross and Blue Freak 🙂

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  • Alex 35 3 months ago

    One thing Americans can be thankful for, Trump is not your president anymore.Keep it that way and you will enjoy next year as well,and all the years afterwards.

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