People using weight loss drugs may have smaller appetites at Thanksgiving dinner, Americans overwhelmingly prefer canned cranberry sauce to homemade, and several balloons will be sporting new looks in New York City’s parade this year. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
I need an American to explain this Thanksgiving holiday. I have heard that it is a holiday celebrating overcoming the natives? Please can somone give me an honest explination.
ReplyYep! Gravy Boat eaters are GOATS.
ReplyI’m quite thankful for not burning off my genitals in an unfortunate smelting accident.
ReplyLike Fox News said, I wanted to buy a turkey but it was too expensive. I couldn’t afford the first-class airfare to get it. 😂
ReplyWhy is this comedian not attacking Biden ? There’s so much to joke about!!! HYPOCRITE
Replyi feel like i should be able to bring a 12 pack of beer on the plane, like i can do that on the train, the bus, in my car. let me get wrecked on the plane. im already getting assaulted so i might as well be drunk
ReplyBah magicians are faking it, it’s all an act, an illusion.
ReplyFox hole host bought a $90 Turkey that is 72lbs-he must be ozempic 😂
ReplyIt’s almost like TSA doesn’t need to ban food every other day of the year…or exist for that matter.
ReplyVery clever fellow that Stephan, Stop glamorizing alcohol..!
ReplyBuying a $90 turkey and blaming it on the president is like saying, “I bought a baseball bat and it cost me $20,000. And that’s even a second-hand bat that some guy named Babe Ruth wrote on it. Thanks, Biden!”
ReplyMy favorite was “team non-Euclidean plasma tube molded into forever ridges”. An accurate description.
ReplyInstead of injecting a new medication that works in a way we have yet to understand; just skip the pumpkin pie.
ReplyI’m so mad at myself for how much I loved that gravy joke
ReplyI’m not American and I know thanksgiving is important over there but I just don’t understand thanksgiving, to whom do you give the thanks to ? or do you just stay home and thank yourselves ?
ReplyI knew that Fox was indeed parody and entertainment 😂
ReplyHappy Thanksgiving to all our US allies! 😁
Enjoy your ‘giving of thanks’ – however you choose to do it. 😋
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ReplyI’m down for mind shrink ngl
ReplyBlue Cross and Blue Freak 🙂
ReplyOne thing Americans can be thankful for, Trump is not your president anymore.Keep it that way and you will enjoy next year as well,and all the years afterwards.
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