Trump is Definitely Going to Jail, House of Representatives Unravels & the Ted Cruz Curse

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Published on October 24, 2023

Los Angeles has been named the second most rat-infested city in America, our least lovable Senator Ted Cruz continues to spread misery and pestilence wherever he goes and people are blaming him for the Astros losing, the House of Representatives is ungaveling before our eyes after three weeks without a Speaker, Tom Emmer has dropped out of the race, Donald Trump was in court again today, his former chief of staff Mark Meadows has immunity in the January 6th case, his former lawyer Jenna Ellis pleaded guilty to felony charges of aiding and abetting false statements, his former fixer Michael Cohen testified against him in the fraud trial in New York, the mild-anticipated Mitt Romney briography came out today, Jimmy got a shoutout in Britney Spears’ new book, and we play a round of the new game “Brit or Mitt?”

About Jimmy Kimmel Live:

Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy®-nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” ABC’s late-night talk show. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” “Lie Witness News,” “Unnecessary Censorship,” “Halloween Candy YouTube Challenge,” and music videos like “I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.”

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18 comments

  • Jay Dee 6 months ago

    Got Rats? DISPATCH THE CATS!!!!!!😻

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  • SLYdevil 6 months ago

    RATO!

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  • impunitythebagpuss 6 months ago

    Was Cruz there when the Astros cheated? Was he there when they got caught?

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  • New Message 6 months ago

    Are we sure it was a stand-in in that crate?

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  • Adrian de Swarte 6 months ago

    We see less rats on the West Cost because we have Coyotes coexisting peacefully in our cities with us. As long as there’s rats for them to eat. They leave us humans alone. Let the coyotes live in peace, they take care of the rats for us.

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  • Karyn 6 months ago

    hey, credit to Kevin Federline for being a stable dad for those boys.

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  • Yola Montalvan 6 months ago

    Trump is disqualified already. MAKE IT OFFICIAL, NOW.

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  • Jim Mix 6 months ago

    Remember when Kimmel was funny. Just kidding…no one does! 🤡🌍

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  • John Tyner 6 months ago

    Good job not missing an opportunity to make an Eric joke.

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  • Movies on disc 6 months ago

    de dog is as mad as Kimmel grow up i would say

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  • brian adkins 6 months ago

    Jimmie the dork

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  • XeruEXE 6 months ago

    That Mitt or Brit game was genius.

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  • fred chase 6 months ago

    lock him up – for life

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  • Alex Harrison 6 months ago

    The guy who does 15 seconds of introductions and then (seemingly) nothing else has the best job on earth

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  • Tyrone Johnson 6 months ago

    😂😂😂THE DOGS LAUGHIN AT EM ,HE PISSED😂😂😂

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  • Amanda Sookhoo 6 months ago

    Haha funny kimmle

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  • Delia Groer 6 months ago

    Trump will never go to jail. He knows where too many bodies are buried and all the skeletons in the cupboards are

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  • KNBSD 6 months ago

    That is so wrong to put that costume on the dog. People are so cruel. The dog knows this isn’t right!

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