Los Angeles has been named the second most rat-infested city in America, our least lovable Senator Ted Cruz continues to spread misery and pestilence wherever he goes and people are blaming him for the Astros losing, the House of Representatives is ungaveling before our eyes after three weeks without a Speaker, Tom Emmer has dropped out of the race, Donald Trump was in court again today, his former chief of staff Mark Meadows has immunity in the January 6th case, his former lawyer Jenna Ellis pleaded guilty to felony charges of aiding and abetting false statements, his former fixer Michael Cohen testified against him in the fraud trial in New York, the mild-anticipated Mitt Romney briography came out today, Jimmy got a shoutout in Britney Spears’ new book, and we play a round of the new game “Brit or Mitt?”
About Jimmy Kimmel Live:
Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy®-nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” ABC’s late-night talk show. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” “Lie Witness News,” “Unnecessary Censorship,” “Halloween Candy YouTube Challenge,” and music videos like “I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.”
Got Rats? DISPATCH THE CATS!!!!!!😻
ReplyRATO!
ReplyWas Cruz there when the Astros cheated? Was he there when they got caught?
ReplyAre we sure it was a stand-in in that crate?
ReplyWe see less rats on the West Cost because we have Coyotes coexisting peacefully in our cities with us. As long as there’s rats for them to eat. They leave us humans alone. Let the coyotes live in peace, they take care of the rats for us.
Replyhey, credit to Kevin Federline for being a stable dad for those boys.
ReplyTrump is disqualified already. MAKE IT OFFICIAL, NOW.
ReplyRemember when Kimmel was funny. Just kidding…no one does! 🤡🌍
ReplyGood job not missing an opportunity to make an Eric joke.
Replyde dog is as mad as Kimmel grow up i would say
ReplyJimmie the dork
ReplyThat Mitt or Brit game was genius.
Replylock him up – for life
ReplyThe guy who does 15 seconds of introductions and then (seemingly) nothing else has the best job on earth
Reply😂😂😂THE DOGS LAUGHIN AT EM ,HE PISSED😂😂😂
ReplyHaha funny kimmle
ReplyTrump will never go to jail. He knows where too many bodies are buried and all the skeletons in the cupboards are
ReplyThat is so wrong to put that costume on the dog. People are so cruel. The dog knows this isn’t right!
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