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Published on October 11, 2023

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19 comments

  • Elizabeth Halloway 7 months ago

    Scalise has cancer, too

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  • Freya 7 months ago

    Matt Gaetz. Proving that a big head does not guarantee intelligence.

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  • International Harvester 7 months ago

    Donald J. Trump – Inmate Number P01135809

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  • Freya 7 months ago

    Actually Scalise was quoted as saying he’s “like David Duke, without the baggage”.

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  • Billy 7 months ago

    Whoever wins, I am certain Boebert will not be the next speaker. MAGA is too worried she will again cross the aisle or at least the next seat to give a democrat a helping hand.

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  • Lonewolf 1970 7 months ago

    Gaetz is almost all forehead.

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  • David Hurt 7 months ago

    Yes I took want to be a Scottish Teen!!!

    (Old 538 podcast joke)

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  • Cart00nNick 7 months ago

    The Republican Party is brought to you by the letters C-H-A-O-S!

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  • Roy Lappin 7 months ago

    Two men enter no man leaves!

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  • Donna Rogers 7 months ago

    We’ll get the paper cups ready! 5Gal. Buckets , Sugar,Expensive designer Water, at Least 2 flavors of Kool Aid,I pick Cherry and Blueberry,mix it up with the Arsenic and ladle it out to the boys and girls!(who have disregarded their oath of office . I guess to Swear like they didn’t mean Anything at all, just a Photo Op for the wife & Kids!) Step Right on Up, enough for Everyone ! Drink it down right at your House Seat so the Sargent At Arms don’t have to Scrap you up off the Floor . You can just fall back in that Multi billion dollar Congressional Seat you were Elected to and Swore to Protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America so Help you God . I for one ,will not be sorry to see you people make big Fools of Yourselves A-Gain for all the world to see.
    And if you Don’t drink the Trump Kool Aid, I’m sure we will Not see you re-,elected come next fall.
    Members of Congress supporting an 91+charges INDICTED ,liar,who has endangered National Security, cheated on his taxes for years, 91+ indictments so on and so on. Representative from GA. Offering the not One but 2 “middle finger salutes” So professional MTG,your Manicure was Great,! Bobart screaming ,I got my guns , We’ll just kill all Democrats, right after I ” finish “my Date with the Bar guy who loves Drag shows but I don’t mind he’s Soo,you know),and the poor Handmaiden with a Scarlet “A “plastered on her chest . I doubt she even knows what that truly stands for.
    Then you got an accused sex offender, and a Guy who Still cannot get the words to form from his lips “Trump Lost”!
    These are the members of Congress that are supposed to make laws and lead this country?
    Send them back to high school,they Failed their Civics and History classes.

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  • Terry Beaver 7 months ago

    Bigger question is “What ethical and competent person with right skills is within the GOP to actually perform this job?” If you are going to recruit a CEO, do your homework vs doing this silly, who is the most popular man in high school nonsense? What a Country!

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  • Administrator 7 months ago

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  • Choo Choo MotherTrucker 7 months ago

    The House never wins. I see what you did there.

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  • forbiddenwar45 7 months ago

    Steve “David Duke just has a bad press agent” Scalise

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  • Rebel Alliance 7 months ago

    God bless President Joe Biden 🙏🙏🙏

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  • Renee Brutvan 7 months ago

    i wish it was Gary Sinese. Lt. Dan would be an awesome SOTH.

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  • Michael Vigorito 7 months ago

    I’m from Arizona and I’m very convinced, if Jim Jordan doesn’t have some medical diagnosis like adhd, ocd, parkinsons..lou gherigs…(there’s several more possibilities) – (I mention this only because I don’t want to insult someone who is genuinely disabled.)

    If he is healthy? He’s definitely on meth. He shows every symptom, sign, and mannerism. The unnecessarily mobile jaw, random tangents, inability to focus on a subject.

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  • Bonne Bell 7 months ago

    *Jim Jordan should be EXPELS and never hold any office again!*

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  • Lucas O'Sullivan 7 months ago

    The house republicans never wins

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