Trump Falls Asleep During First Day of Criminal Trial & Delivers Nonsensical Gettysburg Rant

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Published on April 15, 2024

The first criminal trial against Donald Trump is underway, he is trying every way he can to get out of it including his son Barron’s High School graduation, he appeared to be sleeping in the courtroom, he was in Shnecksville, PA on Saturday where he gave a broken-headed interpretation of what happened at Gettysburg during the Civil War, Jimmy breaks down his speech using the chalkboard, thirteen minutes after his trial started he posted several different videos boasting about winning his own golf tournament, the Golden Bachelor and his bride are headed for divorce after just three months of marriage, and in honor of Tax Day it’s time for our second annual “Last Minute Tax Day Deduction Parade.”

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19 comments

  • @m.rodrigolemus6224 2 weeks ago

    Sleepy Joe… It’s more like SLEEPY CON 😴👈😜

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  • @user-ln3bd9gz5v 2 weeks ago

    Tempertantrump sleeping in court is similar to Biden sleeping in the state of the union !!!

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  • @floretionguru2977 2 weeks ago

    It really is a scam trial, and guess who is the scammer.

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  • @andrewtomlinson5237 2 weeks ago

    If Gary thinks he always have those 3 months of memories, the demenatia might already be setting in…

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  • @lynsthoughts3576 2 weeks ago

    3 months after getting married? Is that an annulment or did the consumate

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  • @cmillerg6306 2 weeks ago

    In these dark times, Kimmel makes things easier.

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  • @lateare 2 weeks ago

    Welcome to being a normal citizen Mr. Trump. 🎉

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  • @user-fe9dj6wq8e 2 weeks ago

    I will tell my kids this was the Gettysburg Address.

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  • @ClaLu 2 weeks ago

    Quoting Josh Johnson, it’s like US is going to be run from prison…or hospice…😅

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  • @karlnicholassachse8228 2 weeks ago

    You just can’t seem to do a show without Trump – makes me think that it’s the only way your show can survive. You slam FoxNews for saying that if it were Joe Biden they would probably talk about it ’till Christmas, but yet here you are going on about Trump on every show you do. That tilts you towards hypocrisy. Is this how your show is now defined? Why not speak about mass shootings that kills innocent people under Biden’s presidency? Or the massive border crisis? Things that literally have an impact on the American people’s livelihood? If Trump is guilty – let the courts decide that. But how in the hell would you not have hour-long talks about the absolute disaster of Biden’s presidency? How can you not be worried about that and talk about that? Even a better idea: Why not make any issue a Democrat/Republican issue, but rather make it an American issue and avoid creating division? Geez…I am just overwhelmingly sad about your approach lately. It’s sour.

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  • @rickallen3278 2 weeks ago

    Oh poor me Captain Bone Spurs!

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  • @user-ln3bd9gz5v 2 weeks ago

    Is Tempertantrump telling bedtime stories in PA???

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  • @Headshriinker 2 weeks ago

    Trump doing “Gettysburg: Drunk History”…

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  • @bethchaosdragon7842 2 weeks ago

    that poor puppy, confused by the lights and noises. So cute 🤩

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  • @yesterdayproductions1019 2 weeks ago

    Jimmy Kimmel is nothing more than a political activist who is not funny and has no talent. Definitely not anything like Johnny Carson.

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  • @SafetySpooon 2 weeks ago

    Don’t have that guy with the leash lead a dog anymore; he was pulling way too hard & the dog’s legs were not long enough for him to run that fast.

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  • @GiovannaHI 2 weeks ago

    So Trump is whining that he’s missing Barron’s graduation? Well, that’s rich, considering we never see him with his youngest son. But I can’t say I’m surprised, as he doesn’t give a damn about his kids, as they are just props for photo ops and proof of his virility. So of course he’s going to use them.

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  • @Commenting-answering 2 weeks ago

    Robert E. Lee wasn’t a native of Ireland. Doubt he said, “me boys.” What a loon Trump is.

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  • @Locky78btcourt 2 weeks ago

    😂😂😂😂😂

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