Tech-lover Stephen Colbert looks at some of the exciting new gadgets introduced at the 2023 Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas.
#Colbert #Comedy #Cyborgasm
Tech-lover Stephen Colbert looks at some of the exciting new gadgets introduced at the 2023 Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas.
#Colbert #Comedy #Cyborgasm
I try to imagine a group of young people in 5 years hanging around in a park – not looking together at the latest TikTok on the phone but having VR-headsets, headphones and a Mutalk thing on to hang out together. I try to imagine but it doesn’t work. All I can imagine is that those companies are going to disappear much earlier. The youth will not hang out in the metaverse with isolation gear on.
ReplyPrince who? The only time I’d watch a monarch is at their guillotining.
ReplyDoes that toilet thing do drug tests?
Replyoh, look. they reinvented the ballgag…
ReplyThe pee analyzer should be called “The Donald”…lol
ReplyI saw the ‘golfi’ cords and thought about it. I’m thinking spaghetti golf? Cords everywhere? Nah. Next!
ReplySippy-cups Steve, give one a try! Grown ups call them ‘travel mugs’, I call it my ‘I can drop this and it won’t all spill’ solution, it also helps prevent disaster if I snort-laugh while trying to drink.
Also, I feel like that robo-pillow idea is interesting, but I can’t help but think of people smothering their spouses due to snoring frustration when I hear the marketing, because if this pillow doesn’t work it’s going to end badly.
Also also, if you have to tell a spouse/potential future spouse/adult child to stop playing a video game loudly when you’re trying to sleep, you’re probably justified in using the murder pillow to smother them, just saying. I feel a lot like when I stopped playing video games I lost most of my patience with video games/people that play them.
ReplyLouis Kato SUCKS!!!! So sad Batiste left. Makes Colbert almost unwatchable with Louis’s sycophantic fake laugh interrupting Colbert jokes. Yuck….
ReplyUnfortunately Steven you decided to make a quick cash inviting Harry and handing him only softballs! You gave a platform to his nonsense! I don’t trust you and I don’t respect you anymore! I think keeping your fans, in the long run, is better, but this is just my opinion!
Replynow i want a terminator head coffee machine xD
ReplyQuid Pro Joe is clearly compromised due to the fact he was providing classified docs to The Crackhead to deliver to the Chicoms.
ReplyMr. Huge Ackman?
ReplyI thought the mutalk was a gag story then I goggled it and found out it was a real thing. Comedy just writes itself these days.
Reply4:21 Colour changing cars. But do you see those “windows”? Nobody can see through that. It looks like the car wants to simulate the 1940’s Battle of Britain blackout.
ReplyI could make more fun of this, but this shit is dangerous and illegal
Belated Happy 3 Kings , Stephen & Elvie Colbert!
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