Tucker Carlson: Not A Messenger From God

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Published on April 13, 2023

Moses finds out the hard way that Tucker Carlson’s words are meaningless. #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens

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17 comments

  • Galloe 12 months ago

    That Golden Cow looked pretty holy, though.

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  • GAF / LS 12 months ago

    Why did it take Rupert so long to figure out she’s a Looney tune? Was he ever listening to her or was he just preoccupied with her boobs?

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  • mthmtxgk 12 months ago

    That was awesome. Almost divinely inspired.

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  • 54 MGTF 12 months ago

    Comrade Carlson is a lying scumbag who puts lining his pocket before integrity or democracy.

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  • Dan Burnes 12 months ago

    Awesome! Mr Heston would not think much of Comrade Carlson

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  • Make Racists Afraid Again 12 months ago

    TucKKKer!!!

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  • tbotlik 12 months ago

    Prepare yourselves, I like his show for lots of reasons. Now you can start unliking this comment.

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  • Pierce Aero 12 months ago

    Tucker a messenger of God? An LSD burnout as the voice of the Divine? Poor woman. Too many John Waters movies.

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  • Mike Car 12 months ago

    How people think this guy is funny is beyond me.

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  • Michelle Myers 12 months ago

    No anyone who loves woke news will soon be exposed

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  • Ray Beauvais 12 months ago

    Nice re-use of footage!

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  • Space Force Commander 12 months ago

    Tucker can do whatever he wants on Fox News because he is the highest rated show, so he is like a god there by being untouchable. And he is also a messenger of himself.

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  • Space Force Commander 12 months ago

    We need Sister Mary Stigmata (a.k.a. The Penguin), the ruler-swinging nun from the Blue Brothers to punish the false messenger from God. (Although Tucker might enjoy being spanked by a ruler!)

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  • Grey Mouser 12 months ago

    Surely ‘Gods’ dictum(ahem) that ‘thou shall cook thy tiny bits under the holy lamp’ should have made it to the final draft

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  • Thomas Steiner 12 months ago

    That is one thing Democrats don’t know nothing about is God.. I’m pretty sure the devil is a Democrat

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  • namaste zen 12 months ago

    The best writers. “Could I talk to someone else?”

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  • Zesty 12 months ago

    Carlson is a messenger for T****, whom he himself calls “a demonic force”.

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