Meanwhile… A NASCAR race took an ugly turn after a crash, broccoli crowns are the new trending makeup tool, authorities found a massive shipment of cocaine hiding inside avocados, and an overweight alligator in Florida has been put on a diet.
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ReplyHay Colbert I pay taxes for that / fix pot holes
ReplyIt would be brilliant is Evie got a presidential pardon for the theft… ;-]
ReplyNo sweat.
Reply“The stowaway’s flunky-bunk that is the news.”😆
ReplyGotta hand it to ’em.. those titles certainly peak the ol’ curiosity, don’t they?
ReplyI was sure he was gonna throw Evie under the bus for pilfering WH stuff.
ReplyMore late show band. Not nearly enough for your interneational viewers.
ReplyRoad Rage? Heck, maybe my Dad WOULD be good at that sport!
ReplyMy pet rock ran away…well rolled away, anyway.
ReplyYo Korea, you guys doing ok?? 🤣
ReplyI think it’s ok to take the place card with the parliamentary logo. I went to a state dinner and kept the name card. Later that year they asked people to return the knifes, forks and spoons with no questions asked. They ended up with teapots, serving platters being returned as well as the above. 😮
ReplyI saw Cocaine Avocados, I clicked 🤣
ReplyI’m glad you’re returning the place card holder. It’s more than easy to rationalize taking it; it seems such a small thing, but integrity is everything and I’m heartened to see that you have it.
ReplyTo the NASCAR scene – the Kelce brothers suggested a new NFL rule to Roger Goodell: one hockey-style fight in every football game.
ReplyIn France the hospitality and restauration workers are never on strike in France : and we are the only one to work 39 hours a week (it ‘s 35 Hours a week on every other jobs). Our night time does not have a financial compensation… That’s why so many workers in Restaurant and hotels a
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So… Zoomies have gone from “broccoli hair” to “broccoli freckles.”
Thank GOD I was born gay, and never had kids. NOT MY FAULT!
ReplyJanet Yellen said something smart the other day
ReplySo give the gator some broccoli freckles and some cocaine guacamole
ReplyI think it’s ok to take the place card with the parliamentary logo. I went to a state dinner and kept the name card. Later that year they asked people to return the knifes, forks and spoons with no questions asked. They ended up with teapots, serving platters being returned as well as the above.
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