Everyone who works with Rep. Matt Gaetz thinks he’s a sleaze, the former president says he’ll go to Capitol Hill to help select the next House Speaker, and Rudy Giuliani’s alleged drinking problem is under the microscope.
#Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
Everyone who works with Rep. Matt Gaetz thinks he’s a sleaze, the former president says he’ll go to Capitol Hill to help select the next House Speaker, and Rudy Giuliani’s alleged drinking problem is under the microscope.
#Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
Not that I wanted to hear it or anything, but I looked Lara Trump up on Spotify, because I figured she was lying, because they all lie. And sure enough, the song is on there.
ReplyGuess she wasn’t “shadow-banned” after all.
Rapey McForehead
ReplyHe should have covered some of the insane conspiracy theories around the emergency system test. They were just…. 👌
ReplyAll the late night shows had the EXACT same monologue. The writers got a raise and we get same, lame un-original writing. They should have gone with Chat GPT and saved a buck.
ReplyI like the new hashtag #PizzaGaetz. It totally sums up the Repugnant Party. Ewwwwww!
ReplyIt’s so annoying, Lara Trump, using Petty’s song “Won’t Back Down.” The Trump organization got a cease and desist letter for that, but I guess his family just has control over the song with his own singing, and the lyrics belong to the world now.
ReplyAs a Tom Petty fan, just stop don’t, just don’t. Just becuase the man is dead does not mean you Lara Trump get to butcher his song.
ReplyFirst Donald and now Eric, can anyone in the Trump family correctly pronounce the word huge? Also someone please give Lara a bucket so she can carry a tune.
ReplyI agree that Matt Gaetz has become more punchable, but his is still far behind the Ted Cruz!
ReplyRegarding Lara Trump: maybe you missed the “Gaetz” of Hell”! 😊
ReplySo, she’s claiming Tom Petty’s song is too political? 🤣
ReplyDon’t worry Eric. Nobody loves you, it’s not just your dad
Reply“I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a CONGRESS!”
ReplyGuliani will flip as long as Trump keeps refusing to pay his legal bills.
ReplyGaetz Haiku
One time late at night
Sam and Dean beat Matt Gaetz up
Looked spooky to them
Skeevy ass pervert
Cruising the high schools all day
Roy Moore would be proud
Family values…
ReplySleazy people like Matt Gaetz
Make Repubs look good
Gaetz didn’t miss the mark on Giv. Noem, She keep and affair with Trump advisor Ladowndosky. I will call her ” adulterer B.”
ReplyAfter hearing that song… we all collectively need to apologize to Yoko Ono
ReplyTom is rolling in his damn grave. 😑🙉
ReplyGaetz is sleazy & so are his colleagues as they allow him to do that. What does that say about the state of the people in politics?
Replybro he can’t just do the conan RRRR and make it sound like that
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