Meanwhile… Don’t Lick Poisonous Toads! | Americans Slim Down Thanksgiving Plans

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Published on November 11, 2022

Meanwhile… The National Parks Service is asking visitors to please stop licking toads to get high, and due to high food prices many folks are planning a more modest Turkey Day this year.

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  • Anthony M 1 year ago

    When can you get Louis Black back on???

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  • ELTITOS89 1 year ago

    Bring back midnight confessions

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  • Wizard Suth 1 year ago

    Charles was a prince for so long that’s it’s hard to get used to calling him “King Charles”. It’s as though “Prince” was his first name.

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  • ursaltydog 1 year ago

    wait.. is that headset real??? It kills the user in reality?

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  • ursaltydog 1 year ago

    Do you actually put the dog poo IN the leather pouch? wtf? And how do you clean it out? Or do you just toss it? And how big of a dog can poo in that satchel..

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  • HkM 1 year ago

    You don’t lick the toads dumb fcks

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  • Anthony Miele 1 year ago

    Don’t lick toads. Scrape that goo off, dry it, and smoke it.

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  • Raziel312 1 year ago

    I try to imagine Queen Elizabeth selling something called “The Cheery Corgi Poo Sachel”.. and my brain shuts down in self-defense.

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  • MrCOLBSTAH 1 year ago

    Pretty sure the whole headset thing is a complete joke.
    Because most video games have troll players. So would it be murder then? I just don’t think it would be practical at all and so I don’t think it’s real. Maybe I’m wrong though

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  • Johnny Darling 1 year ago

    2:52 I get that this is a Sword Art Online reference, but seriously, the VR community is small enough already.

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  • Festus Nord McCrapweasel 1 year ago

    Where was the National Park Service when I layed my winkie aside that exposed power line?

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  • rich melillo 1 year ago

    Nice to see “Drummer” out front. Miss Jon Baptiste, Guitar player just did not have “it”.

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  • Windy Gomes 1 year ago

    One of the greatest troubadors of the previous millennium, Mason Williams, penned the immortal lines,

    ” Lookit them toadsuckers
    suckin’ they toads…”

    … and forever changed the English language.

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  • gealyca 1 year ago

    “Deranged loner’s tic-tac-toe of news”…That’s describes Fox!

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  • George C 1 year ago

    3:10 S.A.O .. Kirito sword

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  • Patrick Hawley 1 year ago

    The intros to the meanwhile segments are tedious.

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  • NINO 1 year ago

    I WILL NEVER STOP LICKING TOADS EVN THOUGH ITS DUMB DEADLY AND DANGEROUS
    TYRANNY
    TYRANNY
    SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

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