Good luck, Floridians! #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens
The new Florida Surgeon General will probably recommend smoking to teenagers to make them lifetime customers…
When did America 🇺🇸 become SO STUPID?
It used to be risky to be a serial killer. Now you just need to be elected Governor and send thousands to their deaths while you stay perfectly safe.
Totally expected of DeSantis.
Florida is what you would get when Alabama learns how to read. Just as dumb, twice as dangerous.
That Was Beautiful & That Was Absolutely Mahvelous…
DeathSantis continues in his Grim Reaper role. Poor Floridians …
How are these cretins walking upright?
2nd to Trump DeSantis is the most loved candidate for president in the republican party.
yeah we got to make sure they don’t win anything,ever
Desantis believes life begins at conception, but ends at birth. Unless an abortion clinic gives him lots of money.
The press secretary one was the best! 🤣
Florida … batshit crazy and heading further downhill.
It’d be great if “America’s dick” would just fall off and sink into the ocean.
Florida could have had Andrew Gilliam and they chose this fool, DeathSantis instead. And they would vote him back in again. Rotza Ruck, FL.
Why, instead of a Democrat Governor the next time, we recall Ron Deathdesantis??
Stupidity is the badge of honor for Republicans.
That’s some great anti establishment politicians!
DeathSantis must also have had an appointment at a funeral home.
𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲! 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 ASw 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞… 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧… 𝐄𝐚𝐫𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬 $𝟑𝟎𝟎𝟎 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤… 𝐖𝐖𝐖.𝐍𝐄𝐓𝐉𝐎𝐁𝟏.𝐂𝐎𝐌
𝐀𝐦𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠! 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 $𝟖𝟓 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐚 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐠𝐨… 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐢 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞… 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮… 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐢 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐝…𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞… 𝐖𝐰𝐰.𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲𝐀𝐩𝐩𝟐.𝐂𝐨𝐦
𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 $𝟖𝟒,𝟎𝟎𝟎 𝐬𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈’𝐦 𝐚 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭. 𝐈’𝐦 𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐈 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲. 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈’𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐨… 𝗪𝗪𝗪.𝗛𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗝𝗢𝗕𝟭.𝗖𝗢𝗠
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