Herschel Walker Abortion Lies Add Up, Trump Files Accidentally Released & Gay Velma Drives GOP Mad

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Published on October 6, 2022

A new poll has named the most profane cities in the United States, Joe Biden fulfilled a big campaign promise and pardoned all prior offenses of marijuana possession, Donald Trump is still yelling about the FBI after some of the documents the FBI confiscated were accidently released online, Herschel Walker is still denying that he paid for an abortion back in 2009 and claims he doesn’t even know who the woman is even though they have a child together, a group of immigrants is helping with hurricane clean-up in Florida, Velma from Scooby-Doo is gay and this has the conservative media riled up so one of our writers, Louis Virtel, explains why there’s nothing to fear, and we release the blooper reel from our shoot at Jimmy’s Famous Heros with Jimmy Fallon in Brooklyn.

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16 comments

  • BSING 2U 2 years ago

    Only 6,000 across the US? Seems like it should have been a lot more.

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  • The K TV 2 years ago

    Run Herschel Run

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  • cody j 2 years ago

    you are obsessed with trump. get his name out of ur mouth

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  • Scott Seid 2 years ago

    I want funny late 90s Jimmy Kimmel back ! All this political garbage not working out for me

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  • Bartholomew Theodore Rizzo 2 years ago

    Republicans who went to prestigious law schools still supporting this illiterate former football player are embarrassing and reducing themselves to walker level

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  • Alexander Wolfe 2 years ago

    As a Jersey Mikes’s employee, Touche. LOL

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  • Faris Hope 2 years ago

    I am happy that the lady in blue top enjoyed that deep laugh, may they all get well.

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  • Michael Lochlann 2 years ago

    “This is what they’re pumping into your kids” That sometimes you might like somebody of your own gender? OH NO!! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Alex 2 years ago

    “thats why you went with heros – because you dont know how to say sandwich” hahahahahah. that skit was great but the outtakes even better

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  • Alan Hans 2 years ago

    I loved this monologue so much, II gave gave it 3 ‘thumbs up’! (Take 2) I loved this monologue 3 thumbs up!

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  • Frank Pizarro 2 years ago

    what does fox news smoke

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  • Frank Benlin 2 years ago

    Legalize it.

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  • K Jamison 2 years ago

    Latest news is ammunition for the GOP – the FBI have enough evidence to charge Hunter Biden in a number of crimes. All he had to do was stay out of trouble. Joe should take a moment and let Hunter stew in prison. It would send a powerful message.

    He could pardon his son just before he leaves office in January 2025.

    America first, Mr President, America first. No-one is above the law. Send that message.

    Meanwhile the T* * * * crime family skate over thin ice, supported by MAGA morons. Why are they not in prison already?

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  • Danilo Soto 2 years ago

    Draining the swamp, taking ” top secret/ classified papers” included…..one of the many services!

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  • Forge Ustiss 2 years ago

    I’m pretty sure there was a Scooby Doo/Josie and the Pussy Cats crossover episode.

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  • Frank Pizarro 2 years ago

    the triple jimmy sandwich

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