You’re all making jokes here but the reality is actually quite disturbing. Santa is very much real. Every year he awakens a week before Christmas in his Arctic tomb, revives all the elves and puts them to work making presents. He then goes online and hacks all the kid’s computers to see who has been naughty and who has been nice (how do you think he knew all these things). He then does general maintenance on his sled, gives Rudolph the red nose dear an amphetamine injection for the long trip ahead and sets off on a trespassing marathon of biblical proportions. Santa is also not doing this for charity. He’s doing it for the milk and cookies. That’s why only the kids in first world countries ever get presents. Because they are the ones who can afford to leave milk and cookies. So boycott Santa this year. Block your chimney.
I can’t believe it, this garbage grifter can’t stop grifting, I wish he becomes a drifter and just drift away already, I’m tired of hearing about this loser, he’s turning into a clown, I think I said it wrong, he is and was a clown all along.
My favorite part of it was the Burl Ives classic “Silver and Gold and Red, Red Blood”.
ReplyYou’re all making jokes here but the reality is actually quite disturbing. Santa is very much real. Every year he awakens a week before Christmas in his Arctic tomb, revives all the elves and puts them to work making presents. He then goes online and hacks all the kid’s computers to see who has been naughty and who has been nice (how do you think he knew all these things). He then does general maintenance on his sled, gives Rudolph the red nose dear an amphetamine injection for the long trip ahead and sets off on a trespassing marathon of biblical proportions. Santa is also not doing this for charity. He’s doing it for the milk and cookies. That’s why only the kids in first world countries ever get presents. Because they are the ones who can afford to leave milk and cookies. So boycott Santa this year. Block your chimney.
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ReplyHe always was the most evil Santa
ReplyThis is amazing
ReplyAll workshop and no play
ReplyRudolph with the “redrum, redrum” did me in!
ReplyGuaranteed: Every ad that i have seen 1.000.000 times is for a product i will not buy.
ReplyAnybody who saw what transpired to this country then still votedd REPUBLICANA is beyond hopeless
ReplyI can’t believe it, this garbage grifter can’t stop grifting, I wish he becomes a drifter and just drift away already, I’m tired of hearing about this loser, he’s turning into a clown, I think I said it wrong, he is and was a clown all along.
ReplyWhat about The Night Santa Went Crazy? That was also a helluva slasher film >:3
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