This week, Mark Hamill and General Stanley McChrystal join Stephen Colbert Presents Tooning Out The News to cover vaccine mandates, Colin Powell’s legacy, and fallout from the Afghanistan withdrawal. Plus, an extended interview with documentarian Ken Burns. Full episode now streaming on Paramount+.
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Clip air date 10/22/2021
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Please lend a second I,
I will try to set the story straight
We should all be friends in a ballroom
Dancing together in a loving state
Our labels describing things for us
Haven’t taken us very far
Our views been distorted by some
Goons causing deep scars, and
Although I tell you in a post
It’s time to remember and not forget
So stops the drinks and silly things
We are born almost perfect like shiny bling
Not really that tough to take us back
So if by the time this song closes
And you feel like getting lifted up
I was laughing at your jokes all the while
Todaaaaay let’s be inspired
Set aside your worldly desires
Together we can shine brighter
Be shooting starrrrrrss
Todaaaay let’s be inspired
Set aside your worldly desires
Together we can shine brighter
Be shooting starrrrrrss
Now I know we are not
Told what we got
Just hoping that well
Kinder thoughts
Might help us to find
News ways to fill our hearts
So we could stand back to back
So let’s raise the stakes
And be someone to
Inspire us to laugh
Todaaaaay let’s be inspired
Set aside your worldly desires
Together we can shine brighter
Be shooting starrrrss
Todaaaaaay let’s be inspired
Set aside your worldly desires
Together we can shine brighter
Be shooting starrrrss
Care to inspire a laugh
Just care to inspire a laugh
Care to inspire a laugh
Just care to inspire a laugh today
It’s now funny timing on our side
It’s been a long pun
So be that someone and
Inspire me today
The knock knock jokes have arrived
ReplySee you on the other side
So be that someone and
Inspire me today
So if by the time this song closes
And you feel like getting lifted up
I was laughing at your jokes all the while
Glad I was sitting down.
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