Well, Mr. Colbert could go with Alan Moore. Though he’d be working on a typewriter made of steel (which he’d still manage to break somehow), and each joke would take 20 pages to explain.
But at least the monologue would get finished.
The monologue ends with Stephen going crazy torching the studio. And afterwards all the execs come together and when deciding to pick a new host they all ask each other: Who has the best story?
I love the fact that he can take a joke about himself.
ReplyAs long as the monologue doesn’t end with Stephen inexplicably losing his mind because someone rings a bell.
ReplyThe old desktop lol
ReplyThe Conan bit was pretty good, too!
ReplyThat computer is 200 years old. Yikes.
ReplyWhat is he sitting in front of? I’ve seen them in museums but can’t remember what they’re called.
ReplyI love the old computer and how slowly he is typing with one finger. Great he can joke about himself. XD
ReplyI like how he’s typing at a speed of about 2 to 3 words per minute.
ReplyBe careful Stephen, there’s a good chance he’ll kill your character off.
ReplyLook I’m glad he can joke about this, but please finish the damn books before you die
ReplyWell, Mr. Colbert could go with Alan Moore. Though he’d be working on a typewriter made of steel (which he’d still manage to break somehow), and each joke would take 20 pages to explain.
ReplyBut at least the monologue would get finished.
“I have nothing better to do” 😛
ReplyThe monologue ends with Stephen going crazy torching the studio. And afterwards all the execs come together and when deciding to pick a new host they all ask each other: Who has the best story?
ReplyProbably not, because he’s a pretty shitty writer, actually.
ReplyNeeds moar dragons
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