Will Our New Writer George R.R. Martin Finish The Monologue On Time?

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Published on October 26, 2022

The unimaginably slow typing explains so much… #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens

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15 comments

  • Philippe Belanger 1 year ago

    I love the fact that he can take a joke about himself.

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  • New Message 1 year ago

    As long as the monologue doesn’t end with Stephen inexplicably losing his mind because someone rings a bell.

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  • Aly B 1 year ago

    The old desktop lol

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  • UncleBernhard 1 year ago

    The Conan bit was pretty good, too!

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  • Vesperitis 1 year ago

    That computer is 200 years old. Yikes.

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  • Napalm Holocaust 1 year ago

    What is he sitting in front of? I’ve seen them in museums but can’t remember what they’re called.

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  • RedVIII 1 year ago

    I love the old computer and how slowly he is typing with one finger. Great he can joke about himself. XD

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  • wiley schmitt 1 year ago

    I like how he’s typing at a speed of about 2 to 3 words per minute.

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  • wiley schmitt 1 year ago

    Be careful Stephen, there’s a good chance he’ll kill your character off.

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  • sheamus 1 year ago

    Look I’m glad he can joke about this, but please finish the damn books before you die

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  • Kevin Holsinger 1 year ago

    Well, Mr. Colbert could go with Alan Moore. Though he’d be working on a typewriter made of steel (which he’d still manage to break somehow), and each joke would take 20 pages to explain.
    But at least the monologue would get finished.

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  • Anzelmas Matutis 1 year ago

    “I have nothing better to do” 😛

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  • Spearshake 1 year ago

    The monologue ends with Stephen going crazy torching the studio. And afterwards all the execs come together and when deciding to pick a new host they all ask each other: Who has the best story?

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  • Phoenix 1 year ago

    Probably not, because he’s a pretty shitty writer, actually.

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  • youreg 1 year ago

    Needs moar dragons

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