Weapons Shortage? Vladimir Putin Says No

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Published on September 15, 2022

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18 comments

  • ddni idn 2 years ago

    LMAO

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  • catalinacurio 2 years ago

    Go home Russians, deal with your psychopathic Putin then join the free world.

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  • Kuzz Billington 2 years ago

    Last I heard was that Kreml reached out to Ireland for a special potato deal, but the Irish said “Russian Vkusno & Tochka, go frick yourself”

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  • Asus Dios 2 years ago

    What? moss cow ain’t got no moss left ? Bull sh*t

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  • Samus Knight 2 years ago

    Soon their weaponry will just be hurling nuclear potatoes with slingshots. Call it the Spudshot.

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  • セ千尺ㄖ丂セ 2 years ago

    Zelensky is such a great world comedian. He turned Russia into a joke.

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  • Space Force Commander 2 years ago

    North Korea only sells Little Rockets. And also tremendous love letters.

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  • Space Force Commander 2 years ago

    Russian official who came back with catapults slipped on a slippery floor and accidentally fell out of a window.

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  • Peter Prentice 2 years ago

    brilliant as always

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  • batgurrl 2 years ago

    Too funny – catapult can also hurl potatoes

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  • StoneE4 2 years ago

    As a kid I remember wondering if Russia (the Soviet Union at the time) could have pulled off the invasion of the continental US as seen in the movie _Red Dawn._
    At 12 years old I clearly gave Russia much more credit than they deserved. The only thing protecting Russia from invasion right now is the threat of a nuclear response.

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  • oswald jaudon 2 years ago

    Evil is not the conqueror of good. All evil deeds will come to light. Sometimes you’re the bully and then you get bullied.

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  • Sam Lowry 2 years ago

    And our new MOAB device …… is potato.

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  • Russell Trevurza 2 years ago

    No wind-up Commrade Joseph toys?

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  • Harley Pendragon 2 years ago

    … Or as another satire show pointed out: They aren’t retreating, they just take a run-up.

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  • Napoléon I Bonaparte 2 years ago

    The next Russian advancement would be a mine strapped inside of a roomba.

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  • Per Thyrén 2 years ago

    HEHE

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  • parkiwi 2 years ago

    Putin is likely the most wealthy man on Earth, a corrupt dictator who has killed 1,000s of his people! Wake up Russia, remove him. Join the democratic world. Minus America until Trump ends up in a cell, like Rasp Putin.

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