Jimmy tells a harrowing story involving his newly adopted dog Todd getting sick all over the house, we had a 4.2 earthquake last night, Donald Trump testified in the defamation trial related to his sexual assault of E. Jean Carroll, Eric was on TV with Hannity where he set a new world record for namedropping daddy, Trump is bigly upset that Nikki Haley hasn’t dropped out of the race, he claimed that anyone that makes a contribution to her campaign will be permanently banned from MAGA camp, Jimmy agrees with Ted Cruz for the first time ever, and we send Guillermo on a special and memorable experience for his birthday.
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Nikki did challenge 45 to the test
ReplyA teacher asked their class if they were Trump Supporters.
Because the kids did not know what that meant, they all raised their hands, except one.
The teacher asked the student why he didn’t raise his hand.
The student said, “My Father is a Democrat, and my Mother is a Democrat.”
The teacher then asked the student, “What if your Father was an idiot, and your Mother was a moron.”
The student didn’t hesitate and said, “Then I would be a Trump Supporter.”
ReplyHave a blesseer 12:55 13:04 13:11 er and healthy Birthday. Guillermo, and many more years to come 🙏🎁❤️
ReplyHappy Birthday Guillermo!… Many more. 🎂🎈
ReplyGuillermo, feliz cumpleaños. Loved the parachute ride. You won the lottery when Jimmy K. found you in the car on the lot, high as fuxk. Could you ever imagine where you’d be today without that happening? Good thing because we all love you! If Jimmy retires, I’d not watch the show if you weren’t the new host!
ReplyI havent laughed so hard in quite a long time, seeing Memo freak out when he splashes the water, thats
Replygold. 👍🏿👍🏿 Happy Birthday Loco.
Water parachuting, in a suit! Only Guillermo can pull that off!
ReplyNH is more than a Bird Brain she loves her snow candy
ReplyThe sidekick earned this week’s salary.
ReplyEric has deep dark father issues, everything my father blah blah blah.
ReplyHappy Birthday Guillermo…….
Reply😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
He loses his accent when he curses!!! 😅😅 Happy birthday!
ReplyWho gets to your age before finding out about duvet covers?
Replyit’s not real….no wind blast….just photo-shopped…..
ReplyNH loves her nose snow candy 🍬 her brain cells are always wide awake
ReplyI would like to see a joke about Trump getting on stage clapping for himself, like the leader of North Korea. It drive me crazy.
ReplyLittle Eric and Meghan McCain should get together and have a “my father” off.
ReplyDiaper Don and his knave Tim Scott
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