Trump Wants Pence’s Endorsement | Speaker Mike Johnson Takes the Bible Literally

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Published on October 30, 2023

The former VP dropped out of the presidential race and his old boss wants his endorsement, and Rep. Mike Johnson believes Earth was created a mere 6,000 years ago. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue

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19 comments

  • Mike Hersee 6 months ago

    Oh, no no no no no no no no – Stephen you’re getting it wrong: Mike Johnson doesn’t believe in the bible – like most evangelical christians, only the bits of the bible he has personally read and likes. Not all of it, you silly fool!

    (irony intended, for the hard-of-thinking and ‘merkans) (note: for the even more advanced thinkers, you can debate whether this is irony or sarcasm and what the boundary between them is)

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  • ProudPapaJD 6 months ago

    Saying the stories of the Bible are literally true is the scariest and dumbest thing I have heard in a long time!

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  • pedrosura 6 months ago

    Ironically, thanks to Trump, Pence’s endorsement is worth the same as a steamy one in the toilet😂😂😂
    Guys like Mike destroy the Church, get going Mike, the Atheists are rooting for u😎👍

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  • Zoe 6 months ago

    Before time began😂🎉

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  • THOMAS MILLER 6 months ago

    So one of the conpsirators in the attempt to overthrow the US government is now Speaker?
    They want a dictatorship… you all do realise that you all lose all of your rights if the US becomes a Republican dictatorship right?
    You do know that you all lose ownership of anything you bought under a dictatorship right?

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  • charlygurl87 6 months ago

    Pence would consider touching a witch cheating

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  • Zoe 6 months ago

    Not worthy to remove the sandals from his feet

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  • Martin Newman 6 months ago

    A man who ‘preaches’ against gay people has something to hide.

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  • specialpatrolgroup92 6 months ago

    The pizzas on the Ranch are tearing through the hay at this time of year.

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  • Zoe 6 months ago

    God is no respecter of persons

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  • Zoe 6 months ago

    Scorn jackals

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  • HyperactiveNeuron 6 months ago

    Trump didn’t even know where he was LOL! Come on Grandpa… We set a place for you over here LOL

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  • Clay Bearman 6 months ago

    I don’t usually comment on these but I just want to say I live in northeast Indiana and I’ve never heard of Pizza Ranch.
    My 5 year old son likes pizza dipped in ranch, but that’s as close as I get.

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  • Zoe 6 months ago

    The sand is a line the ocean cannot cross

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  • Peter Jordaan 6 months ago

    The human god Delusion

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  • robert linke 6 months ago

    Johnson is one of the guys behind AIG? oh that snot good. young earth creationists in congress..

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  • Chris 6 months ago

    Such a good point about the Bible.

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  • J 6 months ago

    America is doomed by an imaginary god

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  • Michael McNamara 6 months ago

    I love your show, but I can’t keep hearing about these GOP turds any more.

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