Trump Orders McDonald’s for Court Appearance

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  • Blackstone River Workshop 7 months ago

    how come matt gaetz sexually assaulting a child is “fun” while indecent exposure gets anthony weiner sent to jail?

    Sounds like a double standard based on religion or political party, a mockery of justice at best

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  • jeanie bottle 7 months ago

    Nice to see you back Seth & crew, 👍🏻
    Trump has been collecting those Pokémon Match Battle TCG packs, from McDonalds.
    He heard they can be valuable, so has to have them all as collateral. 😆

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  • Philip K 7 months ago

    Because, of course Trump would.

    Why would anyone expect more from him?

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  • Kenneth Welch 7 months ago

    He’s back baby!!

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  • Australia Plus 7 months ago

    *Trump the Good Food and Fine Dining Connoisseur.*

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  • K to the L 7 months ago

    “it would be rude because someone else paid for it” – Seth Meyers 😅

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  • UWCB 7 months ago

    Ffs. Don’t encourage Scollins. 😂😅

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  • Space Force Commander 7 months ago

    I hope the Secret Service remember to hide the Ketchup from Trump!

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  • Space Force Commander 7 months ago

    Trump thinks Secret Service is like room service.

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  • Gary Priestley 7 months ago

    Who else was thinking “Scollins joke” before Seth named him? 😂

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  • Richard Ward 7 months ago

    New balance 420’s bro🤟✊🏽🦦💖🎏

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  • Space Force Commander 7 months ago

    Moving a “motion to vacate” is what happens easily when you have enough fiber in your diet, which is similar to what’s happening now.

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  • PocketCub04 7 months ago

    Trump thinks that ‘gag order’ means that he is now obliged to say things that make you gag….

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  • James Scott 7 months ago

    I missed the Scollins jokes! So glad y’all are back

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  • David Knight 7 months ago

    The audience probably wasn’t cheering for Mike Scollins. They were cheering because, if you’ve been a fan of the show long enough, you highly suspected that that was a joke he would write. And by confirming it Seth, it gives you a similar feeling like when you guess right on a gameshow question. You’re like “I KNEW IT! WOOHOO!”.

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  • The Trumps suck Russian Dick for Money 7 months ago

    Matt Gaetz must have misunderstood when he was told people use Venmo to make minor purchases.

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  • S N 7 months ago

    New Speaker? I hear John Bercow has some free time. I’d pay for his nomination. 😁

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  • bubblesezblonde 7 months ago

    NOW I recall why I get up at 4 a.m. Correct time….I was beginning to wonder. Thanks Seth & Crew. Great to have ya back

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  • Space Force Commander 7 months ago

    Unlike Seth’s dog, the writers haven’t gone Rusty with their jokes.

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