Right-wing dinguses triggered by Taylor Swift’s presence are claiming the NFL is rigged but real Swifties know the math doesn’t add up. Elsewhere, E. Jean Carroll pledged to use her $83M payout for something Donald Trump hates, and President Biden blasted corporations for trying to fool consumers with shrinkflation. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
The Taylor Swift creature is very sad. She could be with/around anybody in the whole world, but, she “chose” a full-grown adult male who chases a ball for a living. Homeboy’s made a career chasing a ball up and down a field to the enthusiastic cheering of drunken morons. I wonder where her self esteem is hidden…?
ReplyFeel free to share how you disagree and loathe that anyone’d make this observation. All I see is another High Powered woman debasing and lowering herself so she ain’t lonely. Best hateful comment gets the most metal sh*t I can bestow: nothing.
Really done with Swifts current news sweep. Sorry, not sorry. There’s 3 names that need to leave the media’s story focus. Donald, Rudy and Taylor.
ReplyDeflation is upon us.
ReplyGive me a break. Donald Trump tried to compete with Taylor Swiff for popularity. The guy is old and a nut case. Swiff is talented, young and beautiful. The guy is about to go to a memory assisted home soon.
ReplyNot one of your better monologues.
ReplyThe ‘Fighting Whiteys’ are gonna be hard to beat.
ReplyThe 🤡 is such a fool. How anyone can or could EVER support this idiot is beyond me.
Replyyou can find conspiracies in virtially everything.
ReplySuper Bowl, Maga rabbit hole!! 😅
ReplyWatching these bozos lose their minds over Taylor Swift is a hilarious own goal.
Reply💥Chop, Chop, CHOP, CHOP, Chop, CHOP, chop, chop💥💣
Replyoh yeah, band’s soundin’ awesome as usual. 😻😻😻😻😻 5/5
ReplyRandomly, she could have been the scheduled half-time show.
ReplyStill not over the fact that Trump originally only owed her $5m for defamation and assault. But he since he went straight back out and defamed her again, the jury brought the hammer down and hit him with an _additional_ $83m in damages. He now owes her _17 times_ what he originally did, and it’s all his own damn fault.
On the bright side, Carroll can now afford to buy Taylor Swift tickets, and if she’s really lucky, eggs.
ReplyThis episode makes me root for the “Don’t Look UP” asteroid.
ReplyRe TS & the big game:
ReplyDid everyone forget that its tomorrow in Japan?
There’s this thing called The International Dateline.
In addition, her security is tighter than the president’s.
We’ll know when she’s here, period.
Clearly EJean is going to buy Ivana Trump a beautiful Gravestone because that overgrown first hole is looking so terribly neglected you just know Trump hated her with a vengeance 🤷🏻♀️
ReplyNothing says Strong leader like, “I’m on top of the list of Presidents who were treated worst.”
ReplyIts true though, she is a psyop. So is kelce. Notice how he startes doing commericlas for the jab and bud light. Its all a plan frkm the drmkcrags. Tbey are both fsr left.
ReplyNeedless to say, Taylor will have the last laugh
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