Business is booming for luxury bunker developers after Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg’s plans for a $100M doomsday spread were revealed.
#Colbert #Comedy #RichPlease
Business is booming for luxury bunker developers after Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg’s plans for a $100M doomsday spread were revealed.
#Colbert #Comedy #RichPlease
Welcome to crapitalism. The rich won.
ReplyBillionaires with bunkers are dumb enough to let the common man build them and know exactly where they are and the entire layout.
ReplyThe thing is, they are paying their taxes. Is not up to them to increase their own taxes, or to remove loopholes. If I had a good accountant I would use all and every one of them as well.
ReplyWhen thieves break-in and leave you a few $, that is proof you grew up on the other side of the tracks 😂.
ReplyOn the good side, the Doomsday Clock was made in China.
ReplyI can’t wait for there to be a technical glitch and someone getting stuck in one of those idiotic rooms deep under the earth never to be heard from again.
ReplyThe rich will purposely collapse society as soon as their bunkers and robot slaves are completed.
ReplySometimes the clip is so good, ya gotta hit that like 👍 button.😂
ReplyLets all just hope that they meet their end similar to the end of Don’t Look Up. Disgusting greed.
ReplyEveryone compares these capital A-holes to super villains.
ReplyI’d like to remind you most super villains gave their henchmen better pay, coverage, & benefits than any of these money snorting dirt bags ever considered to those that prop them up.
C.O.B.R.A agents got a better deal than the G.I. Joes even, I’d sign up with C.O.B.R.A in a heartbeat rather than work for these immoral delusional self obsessed idiots.
A funny bit, thanks to Stephen’s delivery, the ending was great, but I just cannot suppress the sheer, utter disgust I have for those multi-billionaires. This stuff is beyond ludicrous- hard to find it funny at all, really. These things truly need to be brought to the public eye, so thanks Stephen!
ReplyYeah they’re questioning laser beams on Maui?
ReplyNew rich has not gotten it yet and the way they roll what they will not be is someone’s ancestors.
Old wealth fund hospital wings & libraries and you know,.. charities and keep a very, very low profile because they had ancestors who barely dodged the torches & pitch forks of history.
New rich want fame, their faces plastered everywhere & to give us “peasants” their ( never in their field of expertise) unsolicited random opinions on EVERY topic under the sun.
Most of all, New rich want to never pay their fair share of taxes or share any of their obscene amount of wealth to benefit the rest of society, a society that allowed them to get what they needed to thrive.
ReplyNope, they got theirs and want the drawbridge drawn up after them now so not a dime of theirs will be spent to create any of the same benefits they enjoyed growing up from society created by the sweat of those that came before.
Hawaii is the wrong place, #uckerberg. Nerds don’t know nuthin about climate and weather.
ReplyHi Bunkers! Check out all these methane gas canisters I have!
ReplyHAHAHA… yah… not so funny. If they decided to hang anyone worth over a hundred million dollars, I would not shed a tear. Three people being worth more than half the people in the US does nor help the world run better, it makes families broke and people suffer. Wealth inequality has been outraging geeky people online that actually care about this stuff for decades. It’s gotten SO much worse. You can’t even try to explain their wealth anymore, it’s like trying to explain distances or relative sizes in space. You can’t even grasp them. You may say that you know how much 200 billion dollars is, but you really don’t.
ReplyHow about the property tax of bunkers???
ReplyA survivalist bunker built in a volcano? 🌋 Good luck with that, Zuck! 😂
ReplyWith that money, they could prevent the destruction of the planet
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