Quarantinewhile… Lil Nas X Takes Pants Split In Stride

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Published on May 25, 2021

Quarantinewhile… The crowd who came to see Lil Nas X perform on SNL almost got to see the singer’s Lil Nas D. #Colbert #Meanwhile #Quarantinewhile

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  • Greg Giles 3 years ago

    Dont mention NZ Travel Bubbles, are you watching the Super Rugby,

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  • sarcasmo57 3 years ago

    I will eat pizza for crypto.

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  • Dahn 3 years ago

    These long walks are getting ever longer… LOL
    Stephen ran out of breath it was so long! :-p

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  • Turtleproof 3 years ago

    Please stop having John put on vaudville monstrelsy.

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  • Stefan Ghb 3 years ago

    as a PhD Candidate, i felt that intro.

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  • Cherry Red 3 years ago

    Pringles are disgusting.

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  • Something Clever 3 years ago

    My favorite late night host mentioned my favorite cartoon!!!

    Why does that make me happy? Lol

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  • FrodoT Bagginz817 3 years ago

    1:14 to get past the John Baptiste bit, 2:05 to get to the start of the actual show.

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  • dementor2003 3 years ago

    Quarantinewhile from 01:14

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  • Vail Ryan 3 years ago

    Smell the audience?

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  • Blaine Lategan 3 years ago

    Could I get that opening soundtrack, to wind down at the end of my day.

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  • Sharon Taylor 3 years ago

    Squeezing air out with you Stephen!

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  • Lets Go Flying 3 years ago

    Your quarantinewhile intro had me looking behind me and checking my home office for camera’s and pickles.

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  • Igor Schmidlapp 3 years ago

    Once you pop… you cannot stop… unless you’ve taken Viagra… ;-P

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  • Kat R 3 years ago

    what exactly is that google physical location going to sell? Should I pop in and pick up a few million people’s identity stripped browsing histories on my way to the supermarket?

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  • Kris Frederick 3 years ago

    Evie > Full Audience

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  • L. Real 3 years ago

    Evie better be there.

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  • Jorge Nuñez 3 years ago

    Damn. Good luck with that term paper. Gitta say, watching Rick and Morty was worth it.

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  • Ariel Tavori 3 years ago

    Was that Pringles joke supposed to be funny, or is bad humor considered enough of a ‘notice’ now for sponsored content? That sure felt like a product announcement that somebody got paid for…

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  • Serendipity Shop 3 years ago

    I’m thinking that first show back with a full live audience will be so thunderously applauded, no one will be able to hear Colbert’s monologue!

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  • kat78681 3 years ago

    2:05

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  • hacked2123 3 years ago

    Skip the firs two minutes, the intro gag to quarantinewhile has long been unwanted.

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  • Dog's Deals 3 years ago

    To Skip Intro 1:14

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  • MR GT 4K 3 years ago

    What?

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  • Alvin Biggs Jr 3 years ago

    Mannnn, I’m trying to get a wardrobe like John’s! I need to find a blue suit.

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  • Kristine E 3 years ago

    Your audience is going to lose their ever-lovin’ minds when they see you guys!! Be prepared to be blown away! <3

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  • Rolyat Neek 3 years ago

    Stephen, Stephen “knocking on heaven’s door” is NOT about death. It’s about something completely different.

    Here’s a tip: just the tip.

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  • Steven Kobb 3 years ago

    It’s time to rename quarrantinewhile to Vaccinewhile.

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  • George_Lunatic 3 years ago

    I am going to miss the lone laughs from the wife and producer. Genuinely makes me laugh along with them. Much more than a full live crowd

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  • Greg Kindamight 3 years ago

    Al-a-bania

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  • Audberto Velez 3 years ago

    add me up.. in me you now have a new member of your family.. thanks so much!!

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  • Willie Nelson Gonzalez 3 years ago

    Wolf cuts? WTF? Hipster mullet? Get the f%ck out of here!

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  • teeveeparty 3 years ago

    I can’t be the only one who thought Jon was shirtless for a second

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  • David Burgess 3 years ago

    why is 51such a big deal? Gotta keep the buzz going I guess…

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  • Douglas Henry 3 years ago

    Stephen obviously went to college. He summed up the process of submitting term papers with stunning accuracy.

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  • lolipedofin 3 years ago

    I never tried Wendy’s and Popeye’s chicken sandwich… But surely they can’t top up South East Asian’s McDonald’s “McSpicy”.

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  • Indigo Wolf 3 years ago

    Remember when Pringles first came out and the can and they claim that their chips were the best because they weren’t broken? Whatever happened to that?

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  • Ash Willis 3 years ago

    I really hoped the pandemic would last longer than this. give me another year.

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  • CloudsGirl7 3 years ago

    If you have to say that a haircut is the new mullet, then clearly you’re announcing to the world that it’s stupid. Fortunately, I think the world will agree with you..

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  • bret dorton 3 years ago

    Yes the pole routine

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  • Anna93 3 years ago

    What’s Jon playing?

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  • Future Commentary 3 years ago

    Letters from the war.
    Mrs Pringles reply:

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  • Brendan Montague 3 years ago

    Man I wish I had the money to go to New York on June 14th. Even got both shots because of this show and him telling how stupid unvaxed people are
    Seriously Steven, if it wasn’t for you I would have been stupid enough not to get the shots. So thank you

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  • jeremy sans3lm 3 years ago

    Your cowboy shouldn’t be allowed to be so sexy.

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  • Cosmic Latte 3 years ago

    Not gonna lie, my eyes watered a bit when Jon played the tune that kicks off the show

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  • Lissa Haddock 3 years ago

    EVVIE BETTER BE AT THE SHOW IN 3 WEEKS. NOT IN THE AUDIENCE. ONSTAGE.

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  • Catherine Chang 3 years ago

    Dang, that plagiarized slapdash term paper windup took me back to grad school … *shudders*

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  • Rick Fry 3 years ago

    Who is the BRILLIANT Wordsmith that pens the introductions into this segment? I am continually amazed by that talent.

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  • Jon 3 years ago

    GOLF IS NOT A FUCKING SPORT!!! It’s a leisure past time. There is nothing athletic about walking a bit, hitting a tiny ball and getting on a golf cart to find it. There might be some math in the game but it’s not a sport. You are lucky to find the ball again after hitting it! Just go home, you found the ball, mission accomplished!

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  • Faatima Rose 3 years ago

    Stephen earned my thumbs up with that flawless delivery of that monologue

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  • Ron Ross 3 years ago

    You would fail my ENG 103 class for plagarizing.

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  • Thÿs Roes 3 years ago

    1:40 Oh lord, I have served up papers like that…

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  • Stephanie Cowans 3 years ago

    I don’t think I’ll be able to recognize Stephen in a suit and tie again . . . . the mind boggles

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  • james eaton 3 years ago

    We can hope CBS changes their mind and shutdowns this fake news bad comedy show with no viewershiper

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  • james eaton 3 years ago

    Boreintine while

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  • Christopher Schelberg 3 years ago

    People are focusing on the pants rip, meanwhile it was an incredible and historic performance

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  • JayBtv1984 3 years ago

    The fact you can tell Steve and John are actually friends makes me feel hope

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  • Richard Vinsen 3 years ago

    Phil Mickleson is only 50? He looks at least 10 years older.

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  • MrSunlander 3 years ago

    Bastille Day for Colbert!

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  • Rolf Pult 3 years ago

    Stephen obviously doesn’t know what happened the last time somebody bought a pizza with bitcoin…

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  • Ginea25 3 years ago

    Never in my life have I related to a quarantinewhile intro more.

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  • Edi Babas 3 years ago

    Screenshot this and show him this video again in 10 years

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  • Suzana Trotic 3 years ago

    I am happy to see you happy. But I am going to miss this audience-free pandemic format. You guys have rocked it. Could you maybe do a casual Friday like this once in a while? With Evie/a special guest? Do it! (But I can’t wait to see more Rescue Dog Rescue in the theater. Do it!)

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  • Jasmine Starcher 3 years ago

    “pictures of Frodo Baggins no shirt”
    12 year old me feels called out.

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  • Rev Dr. Doo 3 years ago

    if you’re happy ’cause of Jon clap your hands…

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  • Jeffrey Diamond 3 years ago

    Felt that intro

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  • Chandra Blanding 3 years ago

    Are Mr. Pringles and Monopoly Man related?

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  • Chandra Blanding 3 years ago

    KnowsMore from Ralph Wrecks the Internet would make an excellent trainer/supervisor at the Google Store.

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  • MM Mountain 3 years ago

    “day bake while watching rick n morty” LMAO

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  • Nancy Maitri Peden 3 years ago

    50 is no longer old IF you do not eat processed food. At 71 I rock tho pugy from covid-19 carbs. Love lil Nas.

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  • Ben Intentional 3 years ago

    Obligatory, Stephen and John have such a great relationship comment.

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  • AceTV 3 years ago

    Fun Fact: Colbert was a guest star on Rick and Morty

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  • Judit Chaidez-Gonzalez 3 years ago

    How can I will the universe to bless me with being an audience member on that first day back

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  • Pants Party Jon 3 years ago

    Has anyone told Stephen that June 14th is ALSO the birthday of the Orange Foolius?

    Nobody tell him.

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  • Paul Finch 3 years ago

    No live audience please

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  • Philip Knight 3 years ago

    C’mon, Stephen, while content is still good, the long-winded over-clever description of ex-Meanwhile-for-now-Quarantinewhile is really getting…. OLD.

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  • KCWilliam 3 years ago

    Can your wife host a show before you all get back into the studio?

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  • NateDawg 3 years ago

    Lil Nas X lol. Subpar name for a subpar rapper. May as well have called himself Slim doggy bling Dogg lol.

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  • robert caldwell 3 years ago

    I’m heavily invested in the chicken sandwich war. As all good southerners know, KFC will successfully dominate ! Actually, I do prefer that sandwich. I’m sure my doctor is thrilled. It’s the pickles….

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  • Justin 3 years ago

    The meanwhile intro segment was so relatable this time

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