Quarantinewhile… The crowd who came to see Lil Nas X perform on SNL almost got to see the singer’s Lil Nas D. #Colbert #Meanwhile #Quarantinewhile
Quarantinewhile… The crowd who came to see Lil Nas X perform on SNL almost got to see the singer’s Lil Nas D. #Colbert #Meanwhile #Quarantinewhile
Dont mention NZ Travel Bubbles, are you watching the Super Rugby,
ReplyI will eat pizza for crypto.
ReplyThese long walks are getting ever longer… LOL
ReplyStephen ran out of breath it was so long! :-p
Please stop having John put on vaudville monstrelsy.
Replyas a PhD Candidate, i felt that intro.
ReplyPringles are disgusting.
ReplyMy favorite late night host mentioned my favorite cartoon!!!
Why does that make me happy? Lol
Reply1:14 to get past the John Baptiste bit, 2:05 to get to the start of the actual show.
ReplyQuarantinewhile from 01:14
ReplySmell the audience?
ReplyCould I get that opening soundtrack, to wind down at the end of my day.
ReplySqueezing air out with you Stephen!
ReplyYour quarantinewhile intro had me looking behind me and checking my home office for camera’s and pickles.
ReplyOnce you pop… you cannot stop… unless you’ve taken Viagra… ;-P
Replywhat exactly is that google physical location going to sell? Should I pop in and pick up a few million people’s identity stripped browsing histories on my way to the supermarket?
ReplyEvie > Full Audience
ReplyEvie better be there.
ReplyDamn. Good luck with that term paper. Gitta say, watching Rick and Morty was worth it.
ReplyWas that Pringles joke supposed to be funny, or is bad humor considered enough of a ‘notice’ now for sponsored content? That sure felt like a product announcement that somebody got paid for…
ReplyI’m thinking that first show back with a full live audience will be so thunderously applauded, no one will be able to hear Colbert’s monologue!
Reply2:05
ReplySkip the firs two minutes, the intro gag to quarantinewhile has long been unwanted.
ReplyTo Skip Intro 1:14
ReplyWhat?
ReplyMannnn, I’m trying to get a wardrobe like John’s! I need to find a blue suit.
ReplyYour audience is going to lose their ever-lovin’ minds when they see you guys!! Be prepared to be blown away! <3
ReplyStephen, Stephen “knocking on heaven’s door” is NOT about death. It’s about something completely different.
Here’s a tip: just the tip.
ReplyIt’s time to rename quarrantinewhile to Vaccinewhile.
ReplyI am going to miss the lone laughs from the wife and producer. Genuinely makes me laugh along with them. Much more than a full live crowd
ReplyAl-a-bania
Replyadd me up.. in me you now have a new member of your family.. thanks so much!!
ReplyWolf cuts? WTF? Hipster mullet? Get the f%ck out of here!
ReplyI can’t be the only one who thought Jon was shirtless for a second
Replywhy is 51such a big deal? Gotta keep the buzz going I guess…
ReplyStephen obviously went to college. He summed up the process of submitting term papers with stunning accuracy.
ReplyI never tried Wendy’s and Popeye’s chicken sandwich… But surely they can’t top up South East Asian’s McDonald’s “McSpicy”.
ReplyRemember when Pringles first came out and the can and they claim that their chips were the best because they weren’t broken? Whatever happened to that?
ReplyI really hoped the pandemic would last longer than this. give me another year.
ReplyIf you have to say that a haircut is the new mullet, then clearly you’re announcing to the world that it’s stupid. Fortunately, I think the world will agree with you..
ReplyYes the pole routine
ReplyWhat’s Jon playing?
ReplyLetters from the war.
ReplyMrs Pringles reply:
Man I wish I had the money to go to New York on June 14th. Even got both shots because of this show and him telling how stupid unvaxed people are
ReplySeriously Steven, if it wasn’t for you I would have been stupid enough not to get the shots. So thank you
Your cowboy shouldn’t be allowed to be so sexy.
ReplyNot gonna lie, my eyes watered a bit when Jon played the tune that kicks off the show
ReplyEVVIE BETTER BE AT THE SHOW IN 3 WEEKS. NOT IN THE AUDIENCE. ONSTAGE.
ReplyDang, that plagiarized slapdash term paper windup took me back to grad school … *shudders*
ReplyWho is the BRILLIANT Wordsmith that pens the introductions into this segment? I am continually amazed by that talent.
ReplyGOLF IS NOT A FUCKING SPORT!!! It’s a leisure past time. There is nothing athletic about walking a bit, hitting a tiny ball and getting on a golf cart to find it. There might be some math in the game but it’s not a sport. You are lucky to find the ball again after hitting it! Just go home, you found the ball, mission accomplished!
ReplyStephen earned my thumbs up with that flawless delivery of that monologue
ReplyYou would fail my ENG 103 class for plagarizing.
Reply1:40 Oh lord, I have served up papers like that…
ReplyI don’t think I’ll be able to recognize Stephen in a suit and tie again . . . . the mind boggles
ReplyWe can hope CBS changes their mind and shutdowns this fake news bad comedy show with no viewershiper
ReplyBoreintine while
ReplyPeople are focusing on the pants rip, meanwhile it was an incredible and historic performance
ReplyThe fact you can tell Steve and John are actually friends makes me feel hope
ReplyPhil Mickleson is only 50? He looks at least 10 years older.
ReplyBastille Day for Colbert!
ReplyStephen obviously doesn’t know what happened the last time somebody bought a pizza with bitcoin…
ReplyNever in my life have I related to a quarantinewhile intro more.
ReplyScreenshot this and show him this video again in 10 years
ReplyI am happy to see you happy. But I am going to miss this audience-free pandemic format. You guys have rocked it. Could you maybe do a casual Friday like this once in a while? With Evie/a special guest? Do it! (But I can’t wait to see more Rescue Dog Rescue in the theater. Do it!)
Reply“pictures of Frodo Baggins no shirt”
Reply12 year old me feels called out.
if you’re happy ’cause of Jon clap your hands…
ReplyFelt that intro
ReplyAre Mr. Pringles and Monopoly Man related?
ReplyKnowsMore from Ralph Wrecks the Internet would make an excellent trainer/supervisor at the Google Store.
Reply“day bake while watching rick n morty” LMAO
Reply50 is no longer old IF you do not eat processed food. At 71 I rock tho pugy from covid-19 carbs. Love lil Nas.
ReplyObligatory, Stephen and John have such a great relationship comment.
ReplyFun Fact: Colbert was a guest star on Rick and Morty
ReplyHow can I will the universe to bless me with being an audience member on that first day back
ReplyHas anyone told Stephen that June 14th is ALSO the birthday of the Orange Foolius?
Nobody tell him.
ReplyNo live audience please
ReplyC’mon, Stephen, while content is still good, the long-winded over-clever description of ex-Meanwhile-for-now-Quarantinewhile is really getting…. OLD.
ReplyCan your wife host a show before you all get back into the studio?
ReplyLil Nas X lol. Subpar name for a subpar rapper. May as well have called himself Slim doggy bling Dogg lol.
ReplyI’m heavily invested in the chicken sandwich war. As all good southerners know, KFC will successfully dominate ! Actually, I do prefer that sandwich. I’m sure my doctor is thrilled. It’s the pickles….
ReplyThe meanwhile intro segment was so relatable this time
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