All the news and jokes you missed from the week of September 5.
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All the news and jokes you missed from the week of September 5.
Late Night with Seth Meyers.
Watch Late Night with Seth Meyers Weeknights 12:35/11:35c on NBC.
Get more Late Night with Seth Meyers: http://www.nbc.com/late-night-with-seth-meyers/
“Clog a major arterey”… BOOO!!!!!! Where is the rimshot when you need it?! And its the strangest thing.
ReplyThat the Titanic landed upright on its keel. Just an aside…
Titanic: Did you know that the pools of the Titanic are still full?
ReplyWhy DOES Steve Bannon look like a bum all of the time?
ReplyDonkey peckers were going where? Um, okay, I assumed they would be powdered and consumed for virility or some such nonsense due to where they were headed, which did lead to no real serious need for the follow up questions….had it been 16,000 donkey peckers that were headed to, say, Dublin, well then I would have more follow up questions…
ReplyCORRECTION: Most zombies as portrayed in media since Night of the Living Dead (1968) do *not* eat brains. They eat flesh, as in, conservatives are flesh-eating monsters.
CONSIDERATION: Alfredo Sauce story maybe better suited for a Surprise Inspection.
Replythe “change for a pigeon” joke was solid and I will fight anyone who says otherwise
ReplyThank you Seth for addressing the First Lady by Dr. She EARNED that title and it is proper that she should be addressed as such.
ReplyYou need some new writers
ReplyThe most important, and sad news this week was Queen Elizabeth died.
ReplyNews of the week? You owe us news of the months ya holiday taking normal person!
Replythe mistake was the pidgion joke
ReplyI’ll help you with a correction, Seth….
ReplyThat’s the Olympic, not the T>anic….
Change for a pigeon is a great joke, whoever wrote that.
ReplyNeeds more Sea Captain
ReplyThe queen of England died swallowing my kids seamen
ReplyHit or miss, hey Seth???
ReplyPEACE