Nimesh Patel Stand-Up: Getting Caught Smoking Weed, Do Americans Deserve Health Care? | Tonight Show

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  • CYRIL REJI 6 months ago

    First

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  • Neal Caffrey 6 months ago

    Indians coming in the comments

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  • THIS IS FUN 6 months ago

    โ€œOh so now you wanna be a doctorโ€ hahahah

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  • Nimesh Patel 6 months ago

    Thanks for having me Jimmy! And shout out to my parents for being my biggest influences. And my lungs for the material.

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  • Wood Duck 6 months ago

    That was legit funny. Why doesn’t Theo Von or Flagrant or Rogan or Santino or anyone have this guy on? Why does it take Jimmy for me to hear about a new legit funny comic?

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  • loveforeignaccents 6 months ago

    Well, not bad… can’t say I laughed at all, but he kept my interest; could just be his mesmerizing voice ๐Ÿฅฐ.

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  • Abhi nav 6 months ago

    How much money do you have ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • Taylor Whistler 6 months ago

    The ๐Ÿ

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  • buzztrucker 6 months ago

    This guy is like if Aziz Anzari went through puberty.

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  • Scott Cosner 6 months ago

    Stellar performance with a deadpan delivery; I loved it!

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  • christleball71 6 months ago

    Nimesh!!! ๐Ÿ˜Š

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