All eyes were on Michigan for the Republican and Democratic primary elections, Biden issued an executive order to safeguard American data from our enemies who are working hard to try to steal it, GramPOTUS paid a visit to his doctor at Walter Reed Medical Center today for his annual physical, Hunter went in for a probe conducted by the Republican-led House Oversight Committee, Mitch McConnell announced that after an unprecedented 17 years as the top Republican in Congress, he is hanging it up, there is some hot gossip about Melania Trump’s time in the White House, Lara Trump has officially entered the race for chair of the Republican National Committee, DJTJ took to Twitter to unveil his plan for how to give his Dad a boost at the voting booths, Apple has reportedly discontinued their efforts to develop an electric car, people in Scotland were shedding tears over the weekend at a Willy Wonka themed event, and in honor of Jimmy hosting the Oscars on Sunday March 10th, we sent our roving reporter out on the street for a 96th Oscar Edition of Breaking the News.
About Jimmy Kimmel Live:
Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy®-nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” ABC’s late-night talk show. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” “Lie Witness News,” “Unnecessary Censorship,” “Halloween Candy YouTube Challenge,” and music videos like “I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.”
They are already trying to turn Gaza into a Golf Course with Biden’s support. To pretend Biden is any different in this case is so wrong and naive. Trump is Fascist original ajd Biden is Fascist light. BOTH FASCISTS
ReplyShe better get them done and out of there real quick, but he ain’t gonna have no money for a prenup
ReplyNo more maga. Full stop.
ReplyHow is it not good that biden wount get Muslim vote ? Biden have too much thing going on because of him
Reply“Melania cannot testify against Trump but she can give tips to the FEDS. Don’t worry about the Supreme Court April 22nd – it is a tell that the court are serious abut the 14th Amendment issue – not that he can be on the ballot but only his successor, should Trump be elected, be sworn in as POTUS. Therefore why rush the Immunity Hearing.” – Ari Newman, author of the 2017 AMERICA FIRST: A Modern Fable
ReplyTrump and Amish don’t pay taxes
ReplyIf Kimmel is hosting the Oscars, who is hosting the Mayors?
ReplyI really miss the video clips at the beginning and intro from the announcer before diving into the show.
Reply3:59 could fit a turtle shell on his back and it would look like he is pulling his neck inside 😆
ReplyLeave our American “grandpa” president alone…😮
ReplyMayors
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ReplyI HAVE GREAT RESPECT FOR MR MCCONNELL BECAUSE HE STOOD UP FOR OUR CONSTITUTION AND TOLD TRUMP YOUR WRONG AND YOUR RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SIXTH! Heavenly Father please have mercy and help and heal Mitch McConnell in the authority of Christ Jesus of Nazareth’s name AMEN!
ReplyThat Galapagos joke was top tier 😂 Good riddance!!
ReplyWhat the hell I need a pill
ReplyAm I the only one who shuts off my beloved Jimmy the moment he announces we are “going out on the street” for something? The acting has gotten pretty bad – was never very good.
ReplyI called it! Got the email about mitch…I knew you’d do this😊 thank you!
ReplyWarren Buffet is 93 years old. Would you turn down his financial advice?
ReplyJimmy – people are dying in Gaza. Could you at least educate your audience about the reason why voters are voting with “rage”
ReplyIf you’re ever fortunate enough to be purposely mistaken for Pitbull, please respond with “Mr Worldwide” and move on.
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