President Biden’s awkward ice cream moment came one day before some Democrats in Michigan used their primary votes to protest his support of Israel’s actions in Gaza, while Republicans are pushing state-by-state birth control bans and blocked a bill that would have protected access to contraception nationwide.
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You know Biden is part of the establishment and he just got to make the weapon manufacturers wealthier from the American people’s tax. Joe Biden just a typical corporate Democrat kissing wall street’s butt.
ReplyMint chip doesn’t evoke hope? Now im wondering what the fuller breakdown of a flavor to emotion list would look like
Reply2:03 Seth meyers resembles French President Emmanuel Macron from that angle.
ReplySeth Meyers looks so distressed I didn’t catch it was him. He looks like Anthony Blinken.
ReplySeth over there looking like Newsome 😅
ReplyWhy do Republicans hate women and this country so much?
ReplyTo all the gop voters (the male ones) this is your future —- no condoms, no sex before marriage and only allowed have sex to make children. That means, no pleasuring yourself and if your girl does get pregnant not only can an abortion not be done but you’ll have to get married. Due to the fact the GOP is going after divorce you’ll never be able to get out of the situation. Now seriously, think about all the crazy or strange women you knew when you were young, would you want to be tied to any of them for life !? On top of that when your parents or hers get old you’ll have to care for them at your expense or have them move in so you can care for their every need and I mean EVERY need. Vote blue for your own future, they’re going after women’s rights at the moment but your next !!!
ReplyAbsolutely embarrassing.
Months in and thousands of innocent civilians dead in Gaza. A well documented genocide!! —and this mental oyster says *”we are close to a ceasefire negotiation”* ? Buddy, idk if this bagel knows he has unique power to end these ongoing war crimes.. by idk stop funding them or giving them the bombs that are obliterating children? Jesus Christ.
Absolutely horrible president and even worse human being. A true leader would have the wherewithal to acknowledge an American hero, _Aaron Bushnell_ , and how he laid down his life for a greater cause. Late night shows need to be better—Oliver and Stewart can’t be the only ones calling for peace. It’s unbelievable.
ReplyWho would ever have guessed that Marjorie Taylor Greene is -smarter- less dumb than Alabama supreme court justices?
ReplyDementia Joe biden vote count not looking good in Michigan Primary. Currently Dementia Joe biden has = 481, 819. 66% counted.
ReplyWell how’s about that. If they do something big enough that it makes the news cycle for the day, thanks to this show’s format, the left CAN get you to acknowledge something in the general direction of people don’t like genocide and won’t vote for a crucial enabler of it no matter how much worse the other guy is or might be!
Run people who we want to vote *for*. The guy who was picked as Obama’s VP for being a relatively conservative Democrat when we’re beyond tired of forty years of the ratchet effect ain’t that.
ReplyLove it. You used my favorite Bible story. Lot was such an …
ReplyThe Embryo thing in Alabama just seems like they a stealing unborn children for a future workforce.
So just in case the public stops reproducing they’ll just start thawing out and incubating frozen embryos.
🤔 Is that possible, or am I seeing it wrong?
ReplyAny women who votes republican obviously hates herself and her sisters and is not only willing, but wants to be a slave under a man’s control. Vote Blue sisters, it’s really your only hope
ReplyToo rich to pay fines is an unspoken rule because if you say it outloud it sounds so stupid people want to fix it.
ReplyWhat if someone accidentally knocks out the power to the cryogenic facility and everything spoils? Is someone going to be charged with 5,000 murders? This is utterly insane and it’s no surprise it’s coming from Republicans.
ReplyYeah I took a republican ballot this time so I could be privileged to vote against Trump twice in the same election cycle
ReplyC’mon, Colbert — you’re a Catholic, right? Say no to the throwaway culture and the commoditization of the unborn.
ReplyI love you Stephen, but for the love of God, stop trying to make Cartoons…
ReplyThe disabilities facing the children undergoing cryopreservation are profound. At the very least they should be collecting SSI and Medicaid. What does cryo even cost these days? Seems like that would cover it. The parents could keep the surplus and put it in a trust fund until their fetus turns 18.
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