Meanwhile… Our dear friend Taylor Swift is officially a billionaire, Doordash warned customers to tip or get their food late, and fake cops are pulling people over in Florida.
#Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
Meanwhile… Our dear friend Taylor Swift is officially a billionaire, Doordash warned customers to tip or get their food late, and fake cops are pulling people over in Florida.
#Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
You’re supposed to tip “For Good Service”, not to get “Good Service”. Other delivery services overseas let you tip AFTER delivery, and rate the delivery. You build a reputation that way and get better future server for honest tips and reviews.
ReplyWhat makes absolutemy no sense is that i am in a hotel due to a conference, i wanted to order a simple sandwich (5.90), and then it was 2 dollars for process fees, 4.99 for doordash fee, 2 for delivery fee, 1 something for taxes, and on top of that av suggested tip of 25%.
I aint paying 15+ dollars for a 6 dollars sandwich.
What the fuck i am paying all the other shit around if my delivery guy is not getting paid out of that??
ReplyDoor dash just tryin to teach people to get their good damn food them selves from the restarant.
ReplyWait, Samwise Gamgee is Russian?! Why that evil fat hobbits probably has more hobbitses inside of him then!
Also, “Houston, we have a problem” a subtle nod to the passing of astronaut Ken Mattingly? Either way, r.i.p.
ReplyMeanwhile people will keep using door dash
ReplyStephen’s Door Dash voice had me tickled. I live too far out in the country to get deliveries.
ReplyFor the people that have to work for tips I’m so glad they instilled this rule time to put a crowbar in your wallet people if you can afford to order out, you can afford to tip!
ReplyThey want you to tip before the delivery? You tip because the service was good. Was. Past tense.
ReplyPAY YOUR FKN EMPLOYEES, AMERICA!
ReplyNeeds to buy a sense of humor 😂
ReplyHow do you reunite the Beatles? BANG, BANG
ReplyShouldn’t you be tipping after you received a service, no before?
Reply“…the slap-dash bongo of news….”
ReplyFuck door dash.
ReplyThank you again for all of the laughs! Honestly this was one of the funniest videos I’ve watched and you all create some of the best and on point topical jokes in the industry! It’s rare to find a place where you can find a voice of reason and a great belly laugh!
Replyi have a beautiful friend that looks like Taylor swift
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You’re tipping for the gas, the potential 15 minute wait for the food, the potential 20 minute drive thru line, making sure the RESTAURANT didn’t forget any part of your order, making sure there’s a straw, the after dark searches for apartment numbers, the potential traffic jams, strings of red lights or school buses, the potential for getting a traffic ticket or getting into a wreck, the miles pushing our cars to a new oil change, and because you’re asking us to do something you could do yourself but want to stay cozy at home.
ReplyOnly a matter of time before tips become mandatory, and customers have to give the people serving them a little something extra – maybe, let’s say, 15 to 20 percent on top of the total cost? – for exceptional service. Maybe we’ll call it…a blip?
Of course, this wouldn’t be necessary if tipping “culture” didn’t exist in some first world countries on account of greedy owners not even paying their employees a living wage.
ReplyNY getting rid of rats and Trump on trial. Coincidence?
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