I don’t think people hate Rand Paul, I’d call him a U.S. Senator if he truly was one, it’s that people are wondering why he is such a coward and unable to do what he swore he would do and stand up to T-rump for allowing and encouraging the attack on our nations capital! He’s a coward like T-rump, or “private bone spurs” as General James Mattis calls him, is and until he gets his balls back from T-rump he will remain a coward and does not deserve to be a U.S. Senator.
The Right is compulsively violent until someone else date even joke about them… Then they are the victims and try to gaslightthe whole country about how is a free society supposed to work….
Poor little Randy
Received a letter full of powder,
but it wasn’t nose-candy
:sadface:
Sure, make fun of him for being anti-vax, make fun of him for being a completely terrible doctor. But don’t make fun of him for how he looks, we need to evolve past that. It’s just lazy writing.
~~ Rand Rand Rand ..stop being such a prick and people will not want to kill you. It’s your fault , you thrive on the hate attention , most damaged children like you, feel any attention is better than none . It’s cliche .
On May 23, 2021, Richard Marx tweeted “I’ll say it again: If I ever meet Rand Paul’s neighbor I’m going to hug him and buy him as many drinks as he can consume.”
Richard Marx was referring to the 2017 incident when Senator Paul (R-Ky) was assaulted by his neighbor. Because of this assault Senator Paul suffered six ribs broken. A portion of his lung had to be removed due to damage from the assault, He had pneumonia twice and a year later was still coughing up blood due to the assault. He has permanent scarring on his lung.
On May 24, 2021 a suspicious package filled with white powder showed up at Rand Paul’s house in Kentucky. On the outside of the package was a photo of Senator Paul wearing a neck brace, crutches, and a cast on his arm. Written on the photo was the message “I’ll finish what your neighbor started.”
Senator Paul blamed Richard Marx.
On May 24, 2021 A twitter user by the name of John Dennis tweeted “But Mr.Marx glorifies violent assault with no repercussions.”
Richard Marx replied with the tweet “You see Johnny-Bob…unlike your hero/fuhrer now residing down in MaraLoco, I never incited nor even suggested anyone be violent. Certainly not towards the traitor known as Rand Paul. I’m just saying that the fact someone slugged him doesn’t break my heart.”
I remember when Stephen Colbert had libertarian tendencies and was sort of middle of the ground. He just panders to the left and the people who actually think a singer and a comedian are more intelligent than a man who is a doctor, a senator, a constitutional scholar and a grew up in a house where Ron Paul was his father. RON PAUL was right……mic drop
I love it when celebrities show a great capacity for self-irony, from whom I would not have expected it (because I practically consist of stupid prejudices). But the godfather of self-irony is and remains Kenny G.
His the best Senator and may be the only one to be normal and all of you the right such nasty things about him look in the mirror and see how ugly you are
If I ever met your neighbor – the one that beat him up – I would buy him a beer and I would play live with Richard Marx on his front lawn.
So – take that tidbit and sleep on it.
Mic
I’m willing to bet that Rand wears a toupee… or, in his case, a merkin. His best chance of being elected president would be to change his name to Merkin Muffley.
Got you some heat I guess. More than the enema spoof spot. But at what price, Richard?
I might have come to the local reservation’s casino to hear your one or two songs, but now I just feel bad for you. Is the gang bang pile-on mentality that easy in Tinseltown? Hmmm?
The NIH gave $650,000 to an intermediary, who then gave the money to the international Wuhan Lab for “Gain of Function” research. This type of experimentation amplifies the risks of viruses, allows them to grow and fester, then devises the vaccines. Since lab leaks happen all over the world, this reckless research is highly inadvisable, extremely dangerous, and that’s why it was outlawed in the US under Obama. Dr Fauci fought to end the ban on Gain of Function research in the US. Moving the research to China was an end-run around US laws. The Covid 19 virus coverup was an international effort, perpetrated by the Chinese, the NIH, and the WHO, not to mention other US interests in Gain of Function research and those who stood to profit from the resultant vaccines. Rand Paul at least got a bill passed in the Senate, outlawing the funding of Gain of Function research. What has Richard Marx done?
Hard to participate in something you just don’t believe in. Like in Australia cops don’t simply extort people for pettyness for money. And you can feel good joining the military there because the people are taken care of. Same thing in Germany. Same thing in new zeeland. Here in America everything’s pretty fucked..
Rand Paul’ (lack of) logic:
Richard Marx’s one tweet makes him responsible.
Trump’s hundreds of tweets, tv appearances, using the WH communications, doesn’t make him responsible.
“Wherever you go. Whatever you do. I will be right here waiting for you” Of course it’s so obvious…. and Richard thought it all up back in 1986. He must be a fortune teller or have a time machine.
Loving this so much!
ReplyShould be so proud of yourselves..
ReplyRand Paul makes people despise Rand Paul.
ReplyI am giggling so much at this one. 🙂
ReplyRand Paul is a fool
ReplyHahaha that was brilliant
ReplyPretty good
ReplyAll true
Told you Colbert is a Marxist. If he had his way, we’d all be forced to slow dance to “Hold on to the Night” on state radio before mandatory bedtime
ReplyHoly crap that’s good. LMAO
ReplyWrong address, White Powder deliveries go to Hunter Biden ! C’mon man !! Meanwhile Colbert is begging Dr. Levine for an appointment
ReplyYep, that’s about right!
ReplyOwned
ReplyWho’s the worst, Ted, Paul or Marjorie?
ReplyA hateful Rand Paul.
ReplyAwesome!!!!!!
ReplyI don’t think people hate Rand Paul, I’d call him a U.S. Senator if he truly was one, it’s that people are wondering why he is such a coward and unable to do what he swore he would do and stand up to T-rump for allowing and encouraging the attack on our nations capital! He’s a coward like T-rump, or “private bone spurs” as General James Mattis calls him, is and until he gets his balls back from T-rump he will remain a coward and does not deserve to be a U.S. Senator.
ReplyBrilliant parody.
ReplyI like rand paul hes like biodegradable toilet paper wipe the crap and watch him disappear .
ReplyThe Right is compulsively violent until someone else date even joke about them… Then they are the victims and try to gaslightthe whole country about how is a free society supposed to work….
Poor little Randy
ReplyReceived a letter full of powder,
but it wasn’t nose-candy
:sadface:
It’s probably just Paul’s daily cocaine delivery.
ReplyI need to listen to it again
ReplyGold I tells ya! Lol
ReplyRAND PAUL BASHED CANADIAN HEALTH CARE BUT WENT TO CANADA TO GET HEALTH CARE, F U RAND, DONT COME TO MY COUNTRY
ReplyI hope that neighbor who beat the crap outta Paul blasts this song all summer long
ReplyWhat violent tweet?
ReplyAnd yet, voters in Kentucky have given him two terms as senator. We can only hope they’ll reconsider in ’22.
ReplyRand Paul also blocked an ANTI-LYNCHING BILL and we should never forget it.
ReplyRand Paul chose to be one of the most HATED person himself, no one to blame but himself!
ReplySure, make fun of him for being anti-vax, make fun of him for being a completely terrible doctor. But don’t make fun of him for how he looks, we need to evolve past that. It’s just lazy writing.
ReplyNot the Marx I expected Rand Paul to complain about…
ReplyOf course, those terrible Marxists are violently attacking poor Rand Paul.
ReplyWell they should find a doctor to figure out what it was… A nepotist won’t do
Replyit’s amazing how many disgusting republicans there are in congress vs disgusting democrats. the ratio has to be like 50:1 or something.
ReplyOmg I’m a bigger fan of Richard Marx now!!!
ReplyFigures:
Replysomeone as small-minded, puerile, and vain as Rand Paul would surmise that moronic conclusion
~~ Rand Rand Rand ..stop being such a prick and people will not want to kill you. It’s your fault , you thrive on the hate attention , most damaged children like you, feel any attention is better than none . It’s cliche .
ReplyOn May 23, 2021, Richard Marx tweeted “I’ll say it again: If I ever meet Rand Paul’s neighbor I’m going to hug him and buy him as many drinks as he can consume.”
Richard Marx was referring to the 2017 incident when Senator Paul (R-Ky) was assaulted by his neighbor. Because of this assault Senator Paul suffered six ribs broken. A portion of his lung had to be removed due to damage from the assault, He had pneumonia twice and a year later was still coughing up blood due to the assault. He has permanent scarring on his lung.
On May 24, 2021 a suspicious package filled with white powder showed up at Rand Paul’s house in Kentucky. On the outside of the package was a photo of Senator Paul wearing a neck brace, crutches, and a cast on his arm. Written on the photo was the message “I’ll finish what your neighbor started.”
Senator Paul blamed Richard Marx.
On May 24, 2021 A twitter user by the name of John Dennis tweeted “But Mr.Marx glorifies violent assault with no repercussions.”
ReplyRichard Marx replied with the tweet “You see Johnny-Bob…unlike your hero/fuhrer now residing down in MaraLoco, I never incited nor even suggested anyone be violent. Certainly not towards the traitor known as Rand Paul. I’m just saying that the fact someone slugged him doesn’t break my heart.”
I remember when Stephen Colbert had libertarian tendencies and was sort of middle of the ground. He just panders to the left and the people who actually think a singer and a comedian are more intelligent than a man who is a doctor, a senator, a constitutional scholar and a grew up in a house where Ron Paul was his father. RON PAUL was right……mic drop
ReplyI never wondered why Rand’s neighbor beat the shit out of him…
ReplyI only wondered why it took so long…
I love it when celebrities show a great capacity for self-irony, from whom I would not have expected it (because I practically consist of stupid prejudices). But the godfather of self-irony is and remains Kenny G.
ReplyI bet they could have gotten Richard Marx for this if they’d asked.
…did they?
ReplyHis the best Senator and may be the only one to be normal and all of you the right such nasty things about him look in the mirror and see how ugly you are
ReplyHow about the same treatment for Richard Marxist
ReplyI need a collection of all these politician-themed parodies for my Spotify playlist. Get on it, guys!
ReplyPlot Twist: Rand Paul sent the package to himself to try to justify calling Antifa terrorists.
ReplyColbert isn’t man enough to get Rand Paul on the show & debate him.
ReplyDr. Rand Paul is very respected and we’ll liked. He is 100 times smarter than Colbert and Richard Marx put together.
ReplyThe GOP keep their dates people poor and uneducated because it’s easier to brain wash them.
ReplyIf I ever met your neighbor – the one that beat him up – I would buy him a beer and I would play live with Richard Marx on his front lawn.
ReplySo – take that tidbit and sleep on it.
Mic
I’d love it if Colbert could interview the neighbor that gave Rand a beat down, but I imagine that’s something that’ll never happen due to legalities.
ReplyHow many clues does he need?
ReplyThat’s funny, I read the headline the other way around
ReplyI’m willing to bet that Rand wears a toupee… or, in his case, a merkin. His best chance of being elected president would be to change his name to Merkin Muffley.
ReplyHe mailed it to himself.
ReplyAs bad as Rand Paul is, he’s still only the 2nd worst Senator from Kentucky.
ReplyThe gabby fertilizer potentially bruise because hub similarly compare during a unequaled bandana. subsequent, dashing gasoline
ReplyOne funny Marxist
ReplyCatchy tune.
ReplyPaul is an imbecile. He has violated every oath he has ever taken. Go Richard, you tell him!!!
ReplyGot you some heat I guess. More than the enema spoof spot. But at what price, Richard?
ReplyI might have come to the local reservation’s casino to hear your one or two songs, but now I just feel bad for you. Is the gang bang pile-on mentality that easy in Tinseltown? Hmmm?
When the epitome of smooth 80’s make-out music doesn’t like you, it’s time to reexamine your life.
ReplyThe NIH gave $650,000 to an intermediary, who then gave the money to the international Wuhan Lab for “Gain of Function” research. This type of experimentation amplifies the risks of viruses, allows them to grow and fester, then devises the vaccines. Since lab leaks happen all over the world, this reckless research is highly inadvisable, extremely dangerous, and that’s why it was outlawed in the US under Obama. Dr Fauci fought to end the ban on Gain of Function research in the US. Moving the research to China was an end-run around US laws. The Covid 19 virus coverup was an international effort, perpetrated by the Chinese, the NIH, and the WHO, not to mention other US interests in Gain of Function research and those who stood to profit from the resultant vaccines. Rand Paul at least got a bill passed in the Senate, outlawing the funding of Gain of Function research. What has Richard Marx done?
ReplyKkkkkkkkkk
ReplyHard to participate in something you just don’t believe in. Like in Australia cops don’t simply extort people for pettyness for money. And you can feel good joining the military there because the people are taken care of. Same thing in Germany. Same thing in new zeeland. Here in America everything’s pretty fucked..
ReplyThe first I heard of this, I immediately wondered if the package was from Don Trump, Junior?
ReplyNever thought to see Marxists at Colbert 😀
ReplyGroucho, Karl, Richard, Harpo- a band of brothers. Rand Paul or is it Paul Rand?
ReplyTHAT IS THE BEST SONG EVER!!! I saw him and concert when I was young with my first boyfriend…this is better!!!!!
ReplyDayumm….Does anyone know the name of the newscaster at 0:03?
ReplyMarxism must be fought wherever it surfaces!
ReplyCrybaby dems. Pathetic
ReplyThis is a beautiful love song that made me cry.
ReplyNot my type of music, but his politics are spot on.
ReplyHis voice is too pretty for mean words
ReplyThats cute
Traitorous communist democrats think we care if you like us
ReplyDeplorable old has been was right
ReplyGroucho, Chico, Harpo, Zeppo, Gummo, and Richard.
ReplyFucking hilarious
ReplyPriceless….
ReplyToo much hate…
ReplyIt’s official. Dems are no longer funny. They are now laughable.
ReplyHappens when you talk nonsense and blame people of conspiracy. He’s rude and arrogant -white powder laundry detergent to clean up his act
ReplyCome on, this is absolute genius.
ReplyI hate him more than the Paul brothers. And that’s saying a lot.
ReplyLol, I didn’t want that to stop. For someone who used to cringe whenever I heard that song (I still do!), that’s quite something.
ReplyRand Paul’ (lack of) logic:
ReplyRichard Marx’s one tweet makes him responsible.
Trump’s hundreds of tweets, tv appearances, using the WH communications, doesn’t make him responsible.
Fauci actually got owned by Rand Paul. Fauci lied and now the truth has come out
Reply“Wherever you go. Whatever you do. I will be right here waiting for you” Of course it’s so obvious…. and Richard thought it all up back in 1986. He must be a fortune teller or have a time machine.
Reply85 people don’t hate Rand Paul.
ReplyPlease tell me this was actually Richard Marx. That would be perfect.
ReplyIt’s Not Rand Paul’s fault that I hate Richard Marx. I never liked his songs
ReplyThis turned my entire day around – love it
ReplyThis is the answer to the Question: What do used-up political “comedy” hacks do after their main subject is no longer in the White House? Thanks.
Replypaul wears a diaper
Reply