According to the CDC, after a big dip during the lockdown STD infection rates are back up again. It is oddly comforting to know that with all these new variants going around our old buddy syphilis is always there waiting for us. Sexual activity was a victim of the pandemic, so we thought it would be fun to get back to it and go out on Hollywood Boulevard and ask passersby a simple, but potentially-revealing question.
Apologies to Matt Damon
ReplyI love the enthusiasm but orgies really aren’t for everyone. The hygiene routine has to be on point all week not just night of, and you gotta step it up when yer getting ready night of. I am talkin you gotta eat right, you can’t eat anything that makes you gassy or bloated for days ahead of time. And you gotta make sure every one of your pipes is too clean. Like it hurts clean. And even then the whole orgy smells like a cesspool of body fluids at the bottom of a hot dumpster.
Orgies are like being a first responder, almost no one is cut out for it, and the ones who are, ain’t right. It’s all fun and games until somebody farts is what I am saying.
ReplyResponse: “No! Are you offering?”
ReplyAnswer: “I am going to one right now”
ReplyBuuu Bye
Reply1:09 The pause was calculating how many people constitutes as an orgy:)))
ReplyAuf wiedersehen amerikaner!!!! Oder nur, Buuu Bye.
Replyooohhh, but they are so lovely, LOL.
ReplyOnly white people knows what orgy is
ReplyHey Jimmy Kimmel, what about you ?
ReplyNo but I’m not a narcissistic Republican.
ReplyYes civilization is in a decline
ReplyI got all of them right, lol
ReplyWestern civilization is doomed
ReplyWHAT A CRAZY QUESTION. SHOULD NOT BE ON TV OR YOUTUBE.
ReplyThe guy dressed as Mickey was a big ‘no’ from the audience, right after the guy in the Rugrats hoodie was a yes. I guess some franchises are just seen as less prudish.
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