An ethics probe into Rep. George Santos reported that he committed fraud, but he won’t be expelled from Congress. Elsewhere, the GOP-led House is the least productive in a century and President Biden explained his cautious approach to trusting China’s leader. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
“Slug under a rock you just turned over.”
ReplyBut i actually think slugs are neat…
So, Santos said he wasn’t going to run again and people just… believed him? Santos lies so much he makes other politicians look honest!
ReplyHey Stephan and writing staff! Day 38 and still not a single mention of the genocide in Gaza or at least 1 joke about Israel’s fascist dictator! Stay brave and be proud of yourselves y’all!
Replytrust but verify joke shows exactly why Trump is more likely to be president. You critique Biden the same way with Trump, DEMOCRACY IS DOOMED
ReplyRepublican voters just don’t have the basic skill to tell when someone is lying to them.
ReplyPanda 🐼 bots lol
ReplyI liked Brian on Conan
ReplyWtf did Brian do to be able to call in favors like this. He’s so lame. Not funny at all. But that Conan burn made his whole bit worth it
ReplyThe Brian Stack thing isn’t working for me. 😑
Reply😂👍 Brian Stack
ReplyYou can’t blame the Republicans; they’re just following Trump’s lead; he did nothing either while in office but golf ⛳.
ReplyLoving the writer interruptions..😂🤣
ReplyA DeSantis-Santos ticket would have Satan as its cheif fundraiser.:)
ReplyOh c’mon‼️ Trump wasn’t mainly distracted by the sexy interpreters, he was mostly just won over by “the most delicious chocolate cake”👐
ReplyTraitor Joe just released $10 billion to Iran yesterday, probably go to poor children 🤣🤣🤣
ReplyEthics did a non-thing.
Reply“There’s gotta be a joke there somewhere” is a great punchline
ReplyI am gonna miss Kitara when she goes to prison. She has been good for comedy
ReplyWe could v goosestepping if that lying pig traitor gets in again🤬🤬🤬🤬🤢🤮
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