Elon Musk Clarifies What Sexual Favor He’s Seeking When He Offers An Animal

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Published on May 24, 2022

This speech had nothing to do with going to Mars. #Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens

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  • Mr. Wonderful 2 years ago

    Hmm interesting how the previous week a trader bought put a massive short term short position on TSLA. Not blatant at all.

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  • Entropy Achieved 2 years ago

    Lol

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  • Andy 2 years ago

    I lost it at crabs.

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  • Yagotta Kidding 2 years ago

    Did he offer a horse, or did he offer a ride? Or a horse for a ride?

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  • Make Racists Afraid Again 2 years ago

    Excellent.

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  • Chad Gaston 2 years ago

    Can take a nerd out of a computer class but can’t take nerd out of a nerd. That infant should just man up.

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  • Sam Arittan 2 years ago

    He settled out of court for $250,000 and she had to sign a non-disclosure agreement. She told her close friend about it who now is coming forth with the abuse. All his private jet flight attendants are required to be certified masseuses.

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  • Willow Slough DX 2 years ago

    It’s official. He’s voting Republican. More aspy jokes.

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  • h7opolo 2 years ago

    asexuality ftw

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  • Sean Rynearson 2 years ago

    Im glad to know, this is the best they got!! Lol

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  • Copernico Felinis 2 years ago

    Ducks, anyone?

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  • Michael McGinley 2 years ago

    Why are looking for sex Elon?
    You are already screwing everyone in America by not paying tax, along with the other Evil Overlords.
    Just point to a woman and say ” Bring her to my chamber, washed and ready.”
    The wealthy, YOU & YOUR MATES, have remove the rights of women to control their own bodies, so treat them like the property that you believe they are. Stop trying to hide the fact that you, like Jeff, Mark, Bill, & the other 700 billionaires GIVE A F**K ABOUT THE 99.99% OF THE PLANET.

    We have more than enough that no person needs to be hungry or in poverty but we do not have enough for the wealthy.

    Time to kill 1000 billionaires and SAVE THE PLANET.

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  • Cynthia Wilson 2 years ago

    First time I heard Musk speak..he’s still smarmy

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  • JJ Vernig 2 years ago

    Oh that’s where the name SpaceX came from!! Couldn’t make it SpaceXXX?

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  • Adjunct Prof Colleen B Kelly - Retired 2 years ago

    Wow….yep…you went there writing team! Well done!

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