Deck The Halls With Gifts For Pets

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Published on December 15, 2022

The frog really deserved that hat.
#Colbert #Comedy #ColdOpens

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9 comments

  • Liz and Mike 1 year ago

    Nope, I’m out all around this year.

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  • Vedrana Olujić 1 year ago

    HHyhahHhhjhaayy

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  • Uncanny Valley 1 year ago

    Representative Democracy hasn’t worked in over 50 years because politicians will always come from the monied classes and be beholden to their Corporate Donors, only way we avoid this apocalypse is to stage a Velvet Revolution to install a Scaled Direct Democracy. Citizen Initiated Referendums with thresholds and a Social Contract using Blockchain technology means communities can vote their own policies without parties or politicians. Banning Beef, Oil, and Fishing Subsidies would stall climate change and habitat degradation overnight. Thorium Energy renders their global oil monopoly obsolete. Police can be actively policed by an independent public authority with the power to prosecute bad actors in our own courts.

    Or we can bend over and accept our Orwellian future

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  • Achron Timeless 1 year ago

    I still got presents for my in-laws… but I spent more on my cats

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  • Arkhelius 1 year ago

    Hello

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  • Space Force Commander 1 year ago

    Well, most pets give you unconditional love and are not judgmental, unlike your in-laws, and the cat!

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  • Zesty 1 year ago

    Of course, _I_ wouldn’t do it, but it’s so much _easier_ buying gifts for dogs, because they don’t know anything.

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  • Dalvin Cee 1 year ago

    Quite typical of a society in which family ties and values are widely and deeply eroding.
    The outcome doesn’t surprise some of us.

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  • Napalm Holocaust 1 year ago

    My dog makes in-law presents. Its a tradition to light a bag of it on fire on their porch, then hit the doorbell and run.

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