If Big Wiener and Big Bun can’t come together to solve this problem, America may never escape this mathematical conundrum. #Colbert #Comedy #HotDogs
If Big Wiener and Big Bun can’t come together to solve this problem, America may never escape this mathematical conundrum. #Colbert #Comedy #HotDogs
Blueberry Hill never sounded this good.
ReplyIf there’s a God, Stay Human will go on an international tour.
Too many weiners, and never enough buns.
A disturbing mirror of our own sexual economy.
ReplyHa
ReplyIn all seriousness the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council is pointing out that hot dog bun manufacturers could split every fifth batch in four parts and redistribute to create 4 10-packs every 5 runs with slight variance in freshness for 2 buns in each bag or rework their pans to hold 5 buns on each side.
There’s the distinct possibility the manufacturers of the buns could afford to make the buns smaller to account for this cost if they could market them being more fitting to resolve this conundrum while using the same space efficiency in the ovens they use.
Or they can rely on the customer to buy a fifth bag of buns for every four bags of hot dogs and do it themselves, or over time.
ReplySomeone can also just eat two hot dogs with rice or spaghetti, I suppose.
Animal eaters can be fucking weird.
ReplyJust gotta buy some Nathan’s bun length hotdogs. They come in an 8 pack.
ReplyGod bless Heinz !!!!
ReplyKoegels sells 8 dogs per pack or 24 for the jumbo. And they also set out to make hot dogs, not just use byproduct. Look it up, they ship now and have branched from just Michigan. They also have this huge box they sell for events or freezer people. (My sister usually buys and freezes 5 or 6 packs when she visits from out of state and has her southern husband hooked)
ReplyIt is really not that huge of a deal. Either buy 2 of 6 packs of hot dog buns or buy 8 buns and double-dog 2 buns. Done.
ReplyI see that the Warner Brothers(and the Warner sister Dot) finally solved their greatest question.
Replyomg Stephen you’re killing me!!!! I could just literally die laughing at his monos and meanwhiles!
ReplyNever saw the issue with this. Those surplus wieners would never end up on the table anyway if I’d be cooking them…
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