Can The Great Hot Dog Buns Mismatch Ever Be Resolved?

Published on July 15, 2021

If Big Wiener and Big Bun can’t come together to solve this problem, America may never escape this mathematical conundrum. #Colbert #Comedy #HotDogs

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  • Like Bot 3 years ago

    Blueberry Hill never sounded this good.
    If there’s a God, Stay Human will go on an international tour.

  • NoChance WithoutPasta 3 years ago

    Too many weiners, and never enough buns.

    A disturbing mirror of our own sexual economy.

  • Horace DeBussy Jones 3 years ago


  • Mark Shelor 3 years ago

    In all seriousness the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council is pointing out that hot dog bun manufacturers could split every fifth batch in four parts and redistribute to create 4 10-packs every 5 runs with slight variance in freshness for 2 buns in each bag or rework their pans to hold 5 buns on each side.

    There’s the distinct possibility the manufacturers of the buns could afford to make the buns smaller to account for this cost if they could market them being more fitting to resolve this conundrum while using the same space efficiency in the ovens they use.

    Or they can rely on the customer to buy a fifth bag of buns for every four bags of hot dogs and do it themselves, or over time.
    Someone can also just eat two hot dogs with rice or spaghetti, I suppose.

  • James Speirs 3 years ago

    Animal eaters can be fucking weird.

  • KodeKraft RC 3 years ago

    Just gotta buy some Nathan’s bun length hotdogs. They come in an 8 pack.

  • Berserkir Claws 3 years ago

    God bless Heinz !!!!

  • palpablenotion 3 years ago

    Koegels sells 8 dogs per pack or 24 for the jumbo. And they also set out to make hot dogs, not just use byproduct. Look it up, they ship now and have branched from just Michigan. They also have this huge box they sell for events or freezer people. (My sister usually buys and freezes 5 or 6 packs when she visits from out of state and has her southern husband hooked)

  • Robert Shaw 3 years ago

    It is really not that huge of a deal. Either buy 2 of 6 packs of hot dog buns or buy 8 buns and double-dog 2 buns. Done.

  • Chance Stephens 3 years ago

    I see that the Warner Brothers(and the Warner sister Dot) finally solved their greatest question.

  • bing weber 3 years ago

    omg Stephen you’re killing me!!!! I could just literally die laughing at his monos and meanwhiles!

  • Xiph1980 3 years ago

    Never saw the issue with this. Those surplus wieners would never end up on the table anyway if I’d be cooking them…


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