Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, January 9, then checks in with his monologue writers and holds a surprise inspection to review the quality of their jokes.
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Am presuming the cat graphic will be appearing in this week’s corrections? Definitely not grey 😉😂
ReplyThis was one of the best inspections despite the worsome jokes. Hilarious Seth tryna school the audience!! You da best!
ReplyOk but the cops all having their cameras off joke was actually so good
ReplyI bet Trummkopf could be the only man in history never to lose his keys. He has a Chauffeur. Doormen, Secretary, etc. waiting on him hand, foot, and anus.
ReplyScollins for the win 🎉
ReplyFortunately in every contest, there must be a loser. Lo-u-se-er.
ReplyI really miss Popsicle Schtick! Please bring it back. 🙏🏻
ReplyTook many a family trip as a young ‘un. Have me on the podcast.
ReplyI don’t use EpiPens, but I have used a lot of Humalog® insulin pens in my life, and that is DEFINITELY a Humalog® insulin “lispro” “kwikpen.” “Lispro” as in “insulin analog” and “kwikpen” as in poorly spelt “pen.” This is a futile way of justifying the exorbitant price. Fortunately the Republicans are here to save us from affordable insulin! This is just a pen for good ol’ 300ml of U100 insulin, nowadays made obsolete by the wonderful Lyumjev™. Yes, I even use Lyumjev™ in my pump instead of Humalog® because Lyumjev™ rules!
As for the photo, honestly, you can see the plunger, the screwed-on needle, and the dosage marker on the photo! EpiPens are supposed to be used by people who don’t know how to make an injection. That’s why they come in pen form, so that absolutely anyone can use it. This pen requires someone to screw on the needle, figure out the correct dosage, select the dose on the pen (by twisting the purple cap on the right side of the pen in this photo), and then slowly injecting the insulin. You then remove the needle and put it in a sharp’s container.
Also, this insulin pen is empty. I used to contain Humalog®, but it now contains nothing. Instead of Humalog®, I suggest switching to Lyumjev™, which is honestly way better. And I know that both of these insulins are made by the same company.
ReplyKNEW 100% when it was Scollins…
ReplyThe first joke (when has he ever lost anything besides an airline, ….) was told by Bill Maher, too 😅.
ReplySome of those jokes were better than the monolog
Reply6:14, I think for the Hard Candy joke, you should have said it was from a new writer and then showed a picture of Tucker Carlson. Then came clean and said it was from Mike.
ReplyDoes the alleged Epstein / Trump porn tape involve a Russian bed, some prostitutes and lots of pee?
Reply4:32 Why is there a picture of sushi when the joke is about tempura? #corrections
ReplyI cannot believe that you forgot “Professional football team, then entire professional football league” in your list of things Trump has lost. Irresponsible reporting.
ReplyI feel like I’m finally getting decent as guessing who wrote which jokes
ReplyOh, STOP! All you do is put down Trump. At least he can walk. Biden just staggers around and lets 10K illegal immigrants in EVERY DAY. 1 Million are undocumented and all over the US. That’s why you can’t get a job or a place to live. So go ahead – mock Trump. Mock anyone. But look at what Frankenstein’s/Obama’s monster is doing.
ReplyMaybe they need a surprise inspection for their graphics department? That was an insulin pen, not an epipen…. very much not the same thing.😂
ReplyI just knew Scollins wrote that cucumber joke 😂
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