As Weddings Move Into The Metaverse, You Now Have No Excuse Not To Attend

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Published on March 16, 2022

The metawedding trend is taking off across the globe. Do you think this is a positive development? #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile

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15 comments

  • XClips 2 years ago

    Getting married in Critically Acclaimed MMORPG FFXIV is way better than this tbh

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  • SomeOne 2 years ago

    I think Mark Zuckerberg is already seeing the Metaverse like it’s the Oasis in the book (and movie) Ready Player One ..

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  • Diana Stacey 2 years ago

    Avatars get married in a ton of games. I do not get it. Every geek has known this for 20 years. So why are they getting any attention.

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  • Lyriga Geforge 2 years ago

    Metaverse? That is not even best looking one of the virtual worlds. That said the better looking ones are also a bit more than PG – maybe bit too much adult for your mom and granny to stumble around. Virtual wedding night could be managed though… lol – if you get it.

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  • wesley rodgers 2 years ago

    I think meta weddings have same problems as crypto

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  • TheGrrrudy 2 years ago

    she’s not funny, sorry

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  • Anna Lieff-Saxby 2 years ago

    Straw poll here: would you ever use the “metaverse”? Yes or no?
    I’m a “no”.

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  • Eye7Creations 2 years ago

    good callback to the DJ and Miata joke…….

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  • Gold Osburn 2 years ago

    The metaverse can take a hike the best way to get married is in VR chat because in there anything can happen and if you get a good programmer and good people who can create avatars you can do some amazing stuff like look up animations of vrchat of special events and you can see so many cool things that other thing not so well and not only that there’s been some problems with hackers with the multiverse so yeah VR chat trumps everything if you’re going to get a married go do that.

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  • Spencer Smith 2 years ago

    Sheesh! The Alien-chest-burst-bouquet effect was horrible… for real…
    Who do ya gotta blow to get a good Alien-chest-burst-bouquet effect around here?

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  • Zahaqiel 2 years ago

    Until the avatars can rebel against and overthrow the military invasion of Pandora and halt the mining of unobtanium to protect the Tree of Souls, it’s not really worth getting married in the Metaverse is it?

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  • Santosh Parvatikar 2 years ago

    That looks like a wedding between Jeff Bezos and Ivanka Trump…

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  • Calloflunacy 2 years ago

    so the Metaverse is finally figuring out how to marry people in a less graphically impressive way, with less features than EverQuest was doing back in 1996? And they were working with Dial up back then, come on Zuckerberg, EA could do a better job than this with the Sims game engine.

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  • marina njer 2 years ago

    Indian mom: You invited 2000 people? What do we do with your cousins now Rajesh?

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  • Muppemania 2 years ago

    I have but one excuse for not attending all weddings in the metaverse. If you are holding your wedding in the metaverse I no longer know you.

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