Meanwhile… In response to product shortages at supermarkets heading into the holiday season, Heinz is releasing a new soup with “big chunks” of Christmas favorites like turkey, stuffing and potatoes. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
Meanwhile… In response to product shortages at supermarkets heading into the holiday season, Heinz is releasing a new soup with “big chunks” of Christmas favorites like turkey, stuffing and potatoes. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
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i am disappointed beyond words that we didn’t get a joke about “bird Jesus”
ReplyYou can thank Biden for it.
ReplyThis was one of the best “meanwhile” introductions ever!
ReplyI think you’re really better off getting a frozen Xmas dinner. At least it has those compartments keeping everything separate. Costs about the same per portion, too.
ReplyThe soup is a HELL NO.
ReplyLove the suit
ReplyThe note was hidden under a floor tile in the bathroom, which means a communally shared dead drop, so… who was living in the house at the time?
ReplyApparently canning companies are try to poison ppl for the holidays…
Reply…..but sometimes, sometimes, I toss 1oz of bread soda into my foot fungal powder, snort the lot and wander down to naked mud wrestling night at the Heinz soup factory of news where the losers have to retrieve turkey beeks, feet, pig snouts and ears from the cockroaches, boil em up and serve the sludge in the dinged tins of Christmas soup that is my monologue
Reply“Mom, can we get holidays?”
“No we have holidays at home”
Holidays at home: *Thanksgiving Sludge & Seltzer Nog*
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ReplyJon’s suit makes my eyes ache lol
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