It’s National Pumpkin Day, the Golden Bachelor Gerry is one step closer to choosing the woman he will spend the rest of his life with, according to a study at UCLA – teenagers want LESS sex in the movies and TV shows they watch, Trump continues to push the limits of the various courts that are trying to do business, George Santos may soon be out of a job, Taylor Swift has a new version of an old album on the way, Mike Lindell has been taking his show on the road, Spirit Halloween has come out with a bunch of new knock-off costumes, and our pal Jeff Ross roasts kids in their Halloween costumes.
About Jimmy Kimmel Live:
Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy®-nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” ABC’s late-night talk show. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” “Lie Witness News,” “Unnecessary Censorship,” “Halloween Candy YouTube Challenge,” and music videos like “I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.”
12:39 the skull have all the teeth he doesnt
ReplyPumpkin patch segment arguably funniest (laughs/min) best Kimmel bit within memory. Humor and empathy with someone who “gets” little kids. Wonderfully funny!
ReplySantos is a mythomaniac. He’s sick. He should never own a gun.
Reply🤣That’s how u bring a big man down – baby poo.
ReplyThe whole pumpkin patch thing was great!
Reply“Strong, masculine, CONVICTED leaders”…. so guys pumpkin iron in the jailyard?
ReplyOohh Jimmy i just Love Love Love your new opening i laugh soo loud and hard eveyy night 🤣🤣🤣
ReplyOMG, “where my w -b- itches at!!”
ReplyI suppose Jimmy has to plug these terrible ABC shows, but I effing hate them all.
ReplyKimmel needs a gag order. Is not funny and never has been
ReplyThe correct name is Dishonest Donald. This is most accurate, memorable and descriptive.
ReplyMike is living in his car now. At least he will have lots of pillows.
Reply@3:56, that’s an illogical argument. Adults no longer need to squint on cable porn or resort to playboy, they also have access to the Internet. There’s no reason mainstream movies need to have sex scenes or even romantic ones which I guarantee my own life is better in this respect. What my life doesn’t have are infinity wars and rescues in space and so on. What’s the point of watching something that is better doing it in reality?
ReplyJeff Ross is priceless 😅😅. He got roasted by Side Show Bob Look alike kid😮😅😅
ReplyI’d also rather see less “sex” from actors. Simulated sex is not titillating. It’s stalling. I’d rather have more story.
ReplyAnd he never threw up.😂🤣😂🤣
ReplyJust a quick shoutout to whoever came up with Gelatinous B-Hole Worm 😂
ReplyJeff Ross was surprisingly funny, especially after getting smacked by carrot top ninja turtle.
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