The University of Connecticut Huskies are March Madness champions once again, Trump is suing the judge in his hush money case for issuing a gag order, the judge released the questionnaire that will be used to vet potential jurors, Trump is now saying that he is not for a federal law against abortion, Lindsey Graham and Mike Pence went after Donald, the weaklings who worship him think everything he does is great, and we mourn the closing of the 99 Cents Stores on the West Coast by reading texts staffers sent their moms about this news.
About Jimmy Kimmel Live:
Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy®-nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” ABC’s late-night talk show. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” “Lie Witness News,” “Unnecessary Censorship,” “Halloween Candy YouTube Challenge,” and music videos like “I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.”
Her eyebrows are suspicious
ReplyRIP 99 Cent Stores.
ReplyPetition to bring back the funny clips before the show‘s intro
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Oh no!
ReplyI never heard of 99 cent stores before! Wow, sorry for your loss. We have dollar stores over by us but most things there are in the $3-$20 range – should be called dollars store.
ReplyThe questionnaire left out the KKK, the Natzi Party, the Cult of Trump, or the White Supremacists.
ReplyI think Melania is the one who knows too much too… notice Trump avoids pissing her off.
ReplyWhat’s the over/under that Lindsay is at Mara Lago blowing Trump in person?
ReplyYou mean the $ stores are closing before Trump’s bibles make it to the shelves? Injustice in Amerika!
ReplyTrump’s “handling of the eclipse with style” reminds me of the time my friend tried to *eclipse* the sun with his bare eyes while tripping on acid.
ReplyI feel badly for the people losing their jobs. That’s never funny. Hopefully, they find something better.
Replyncaa womens game was waaaaaay better then the boys
ReplyTrump has not changed since age 4. He still throws his spoiled brat fits when he doesn’t get his way. He cries, screams, calls names, lies ,throws food at the walls and poops all over.
ReplyDollar tree is now 1.25 tree with other items clearly marked much higher than 1.25 including 5 dollar food items.
ReplyNot once in eight years have I seen this guy not mention donald trump in a monologue. Barely a lick of originality.
ReplyRump changes his mind about things more than he changes his diaper.
ReplyThis might be off topic but does anyone else think about our transition from no clothes to clothes as a species?
ReplyThere would have been a period of time one one of your uncles was naked and the other would have a golf shirt on.
How does America allow this… 4,095 law suits excluding his time as president (and since)? Farcical. Surely your “justice” system needs to be reviewed. As for the Supreme Court, again, FARCICAL!
ReplyUConn didn’t win march madness
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