America’s favorite couple Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce brought their romance on tour to her concert in Argentina, Sen. Tim Scott dropped out of the presidential race, and Donald Trump is planning a second term fueled by revenge.
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Fuck Mike but the app story sounds a bit misleading. The headline would have you think they’re both watching porn and sending it to each other to watch, when in reality it’s probably just generating some sort of report about them visiting any flagged or suspicious sites. This might not matter to some people but it matters to me. It’s vital that we don’t fall to the levels the right is at and spread lies or misinformation.
ReplyMaybe if the genie’s name was Pandora?
ReplyI don’t know anything about Taylor Swift or Travis, but I do enjoy hearing all the hype about them having fun.
ReplyThey could start their own country and have their on monarchy at this rate.
It is disturbing to think that Trump might end up in the White House again. Why has no one done a side by side comparison of a Trump speech and one given by Adolph. It is scary …. Putting my go bag and an exit strategy in place if he wins.😢
ReplyAh yes, the Lord calls you to placate your greed, pride, and lust for power. These people really need caller ID, because the call is not coming from on high.
ReplyGreat to have you back, Colbert!
ReplyTrump wanted the genie and got the dybbuk.
ReplyAll laughter aside, he is following Adolf Hitler’s Playbook. I mean look at The Fringe elements that support Trump and the Republican Party and who they are😮
Reply“The most remarkable people on the planet” 😂😂 👍 Good one!
Replylolz.. ‘Genie out of the box’ .. he was obviously unaware of how to define similes and metaphors, and meant to say ‘they opened Pandora’s Box’.. he is such a dullard that, even at 77, he STILL can’t grasp these concepts. He’s heard them.. he knows they exist and make points.. he simply skipped reading the manual of life that the rest of us… didn’t. If only he still had the guys Daddy paid to write all his exams for him at University.
ReplyHe’s talking about himself.
Replythe voters may have said, ” not now, tim ” but they meant ” not you, tim. “
ReplyMonitoring each others porn. This is how they bond or something? People are weird.
ReplyWho really cares about Travis and Kelce!? 2 media hyped rich folks who dont give 2 craps about you.
Replyare the show’s breaks pre-scheduled? where can one find info on when the show will take breaks? i wish they would announce it ahead of time on social media
Reply*_If Trump gets elected again, the whole world will write the Un-united States off as a lost cause!_*
ReplyRemember, Trump’s ex-wife Ivana said that he kept a book of Hitler’s speeches next to his bed and read it frequently. “Vermin” is a word used in those speeches to describe the Jews.
Replytrump was right about one thing — it does take around 15 flushes to send a turd like him.
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