American astronauts cast their primary votes from Earth’s orbit yesterday, President Biden’s biggest primary threat wasn’t named Jason Palmer, Senator Mitch McConnell endorsed Trump, and the latest presidential polling from The New York Times is complete garbage.
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mitch mcconnel , what a coward, he was told who to endorse , the question is by whom and how much that endorsement cost the shot caller(s), check mitches bank account see how much it increased and on what day(s)… knowing how much mitch hates donald chump money will make a man do traitorous things, especially when he is hanging on his last string of cobweb of his miserable life
Replybro literally ruined today’s connections
ReplyJust remember, ya don’t know what ya got til it’s gone!!!😂 Vote Biden!!! ❤ We WANT PEACE!!!❤
ReplyIA only 7% of Republicans showed. Biden has been winning by 81% and 86% in US. The best Trump’s done is 50%.
ReplyDon’t mock the uncommitted! You need us!
ReplyThe uncommitted voters only need to commit to keeping tRump from winning the general election.
ReplyWho the f is dean Phillips
Reply3 years ago they said Trump couldn’t win, but he is. It’s so inspirational. Never give up on your dreams, keep going, ignore the bullies and never give up!
ReplyVote blue . Need to keep MAGA candidates from politics. I feel a blue 🎉 wave.
ReplyI skip past when Trump speaks otherwise I risk catching his stupid.
ReplyColbert’ late night career is saved with Trump being the nominee and if he wins re-election.
ReplyAs Thom Hartmann wrote recently: regardless of how many votes Biden won by, electoral or popular, the House simply refuses to certify the electoral college votes of enough states that the minimum of 270 isn’t reached. Under the 12th Amendment, like with the election of 1876, that throws the election to the House, where each state has one vote.
ReplyWhile a majority of Americans live in a state run by Democrats, a majority of the states themselves are run by Republicans. Each state gets one vote for president in the House, and right now 26 state delegations are GOP-controlled, meaning that a majority of the House would simply vote to put Trump back into the White House, 26-23 (Pennsylvania’s delegation is 50/50). All totally legal.
And I don’t think Trump is going to win back women when he wants to take away their reproductive rights.
ReplyMcConnell & Cormer are both from Kentucky? So that’s what eating Blue Grass looks like.
ReplyGreat job! Thanks for keeping us laughing through these weird times when a twice-impeached, 4-time indicted, (make the list, don’t forget the sex scandals) is preferred to a guy who got us out of a pandemic, avoided an economic meltdown, got Finland and Sweden into NATO, passed a list of bipartisan bills (it’s a long list, but don’t forget The American Rescue Plan Act, worth $2 trillion, the Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act worth more than $2 trillion to improve the infrastructure of roads, broadband, electric grid, etc.), a swapping vaccination program to end covid-19, Ukraine, etc , etc., etc. What’s wrong with Americans? Or witth the NYT and its polls?
ReplyWhat is a jason palmer ? thats trump , lie lie lie and BS !
ReplyThis is not funny. You may have secured a jokingly job, but it’s not funny. You cannot relate
Reply4 to one baby ..one to four .
ReplyActually, a lot of good stuff aside from Palmer, but total bummer at the end even though we realize the New York Times is a crapshoot (or crapshit) most of the time.
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