Stephen Colbert’s Cyborgasm: iPhone 15 Pro | Robocar Sex | NYPD’s Subway Robot

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Published on October 5, 2023

Stephen Colbert loves technology almost as much as he loves his tech-focused segment, Cyborgasm! In this edition our host looks at overheating iPhones, the NYPD’s new robot cop, and people having sex in San Francisco’s driverless taxi cabs. #Colbert #Comedy #Cyborgasm

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18 comments

  • Aad Haars 7 months ago

    Did the guy dat make Craig Fergusons animation-intros do this one to? 😂

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  • Ducksplain 7 months ago

    iPhone Users picking any reason to make fun of Android users because our phones actually just work.

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  • Paul Kachur 7 months ago

    In the year 2525 If Coca-Cola can survive, they may find…

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  • Crypt 7 months ago

    This was the least funny group of jokes I’ve seen on a colbert show. Wth guys I thought that hard fought time off would have let you write better jokes but 3 days in and these were boring af

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  • triggSerable 7 months ago

    Take a 20/Leave a 20-Bot made me laugh really really hard😂

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  • Daniel Kelly Folk Music 7 months ago

    I guess writing skills atrophy pretty quick.

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  • Space Force Commander 7 months ago

    Uber Snitch.

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  • Space Force Commander 7 months ago

    There could have been an Uber Eats Robot at the airport before the Diarrhea Plane took off.

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  • Space Force Commander 7 months ago

    Johnny Cabs on Mars will interrupt passengers having sex, requiring the familiar movie move of forcibly removing Johnny before coitus can resume.

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  • Matthew Baynham 7 months ago

    It’s not a surprise that Stephen is non-technical, he drives a car that could enable Elon Musk to spy on him.

    Every car that has some sort of self driving monitors the driver with a camera to make sure the driver is there, but with Stephens car he has to totally trust Elon Musk that Elon isn’t spying on Stephen, because Elon is a trustworthy person.

    But good to know Stephen knows his technology.

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  • Space Force Commander 7 months ago

    Hmm, that NYPD RoboCop looks like a pushover!

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  • Space Force Commander 7 months ago

    I suspect an A.I. generated flavor involves plagiarism.

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  • Space Force Commander 7 months ago

    The slogan for American Beer is “Making Love in a Canoe”. Isn’t that right, ladies and Bruces?

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  • Eric Doe 7 months ago

    2:06 the person sells the care not the teeth… they seem to think more people like Tom over Joe…

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  • Resonant Storm 7 months ago

    Someone please tell hair and make up to ease up on the lipstick. Jesus.

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  • wizpig64 7 months ago

    Jeff Gerstmann was right!

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  • Silver Dragon 7 months ago

    I wonder if Coca Cola is aware that… ummm… NO ONE alive today is going to be alive i n the year 3000…. 🤣🤣🤣

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  • DragonFae16 7 months ago

    You would think that the year 3000 would taste like extinction. Though, considering the review, maybe it does.

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